You know, parents are the same, no matter nor place They don't understand that us kids are gonna make mistakes So tell you other kids all the land no need to argue, parents just don't understand
I remember one year, my mom me school shoppin' It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my little all hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Mall My mom started buggin' with the she chose I didn't say nothin' at first, I just turned up my She said, "What's wrong, the shirt twenty dollars" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, a butterfly collar"
The next hour was the same old thing My buyin' me clothes from 1963 And then she lost her and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas, and she me Zips! I said, "Mom, are you doin'? You'll ruin my rep" She said, "You're only 16, you don't a rep yet" I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please" She said, "No, you go to to learn, not for a fashion show"
I said, "This shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not bousers Mom, please put back the bell bottom, Bunch trousers" But if you want to I can live with that, but You've gotta put the double-knit, reversible slacks
She wasn't it, everything stayed the same Inevitably, the first day of came I I could get over, I tried to play sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" There was nothin' I could do, I tried to I got dressed up in those ancient And when I walked in to school, it was just as I The kids were crackin' up, laughin' at the mom bought
And those who weren't still had a ball 'Cuz were pointing and whistling as I walked down the hall I got home and my mom how my day went She said, "If they were laughin' you need 'em 'Cuz not good friends" For the next six I tried to explain to my mom I was gonna have to go to just about 200 more times So tell you other all across the land There's no need to argue, parents just don't
Okay, here's the My parents went away on a week's And, left the keys to the brand new Porsche Do they Mmm, well, of course not! I'll just it for a little spin And show it off to a couple of friends I'll just it 'round the neighborhood Well, maybe I shouldn't, yeah! Of I should!
Pay attention, here's the of the plot I pulled up to the corner at the end of my And that's I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin' I picked up my car phone to like I was talkin' You shoulda seen this girls dimensions I my horn, just to get her attention She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride with a of a guy"
She said, "How do I you're not sick You could be some lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my name is the Besides, would a lunatic have a Porsche this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was very good, so I was I, I must say, word! We hit McDonalds, up to the driveway We ordered two Big Macs, and two fries and Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the She said, "Drive fast, turns me on" She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas We almost got whiplash, we took off so The sun roof was open, the was high And this girl's hand was thoroughly moving up my She had opened up three on her shirt so far I guess why I didn't notice that police car
We're doin' in my mom's new Porsche And to make this story short, short When the cop pulled me over, I was as hell I said, "I have a license, but I drive very well, officer" I almost had a heart-attack day Come to out the girl was a 12 year old runaway I was arrested, the car was There was no way for me to being grounded
My parents had to off from vacation and get me I'd be in jail, than to have my father hit me My parents in and I got my grip I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" They didn't speak, I said, "I wanna my case" But my father shoved me in the car by my face That was a hard home, I don't know how I survived it They took turns, one would beat me while the was drivin'
I can't believe it! I just made a Well, are the same, no matter time nor place So you other kids all across the land it from me, parents just don't understand