You know, parents are the same, no time nor place They don't understand us kids are gonna make some mistakes So tell you other kids all across the There's no need to argue, parents just don't
I one year, my mom took me school shoppin' It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my little all hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery My mom buggin' with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothin' at first, I just turned up my She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs dollars" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, with a collar"
The next hour was the same old thing My mother buyin' me from 1963 And then she lost her and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas, and she me Zips! I said, "Mom, what are you doin'? You'll my rep" She said, "You're only 16, you don't a rep yet" I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please" She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"
I said, "This isn't shinin' armor, mom, I'm not bousers Mom, put back the bell bottom, Brady Bunch trousers" But if you don't to I can live with that, but You've gotta put back the double-knit, slacks
She wasn't with it, everything the same Inevitably, the first day of came I I could get over, I tried to play sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" There was I could do, I tried to relax I got up in those ancient artifacts And when I in to school, it was just as I thought The kids were crackin' up, at the clothes mom bought
And those who laughin' still had a ball 'Cuz were pointing and whistling as I walked down the hall I got home and my mom how my day went She said, "If were laughin' you don't need 'em 'Cuz not good friends" For the next six hours I to explain to my mom That I was gonna have to go to just 200 more times So you other kids all across the land There's no need to argue, parents just don't
Okay, the situation My went away on a week's vacation And, they the keys to the brand new Porsche Do they mind? Mmm, well, of not! I'll just take it for a spin And maybe show it off to a of friends I'll just it 'round the neighborhood Well, maybe I shouldn't, yeah! Of I should!
Pay attention, here's the thick of the I pulled up to the corner at the end of my And when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin' I up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talkin' You shoulda seen girls bodily dimensions I my horn, just to get her attention She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and a ride with a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not You be some deranged lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my is the Prince Besides, would a lunatic a Porsche like this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was lookin' good, so I was I, I must say, word! We hit McDonalds, up to the driveway We ordered two Big Macs, and two large and Cokes
She her shoes off onto the floor She said, "Drive fast, turns me on" She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas We almost got whiplash, we took off so The sun roof was open, the music was And this girl's hand was moving up my thigh She had opened up three buttons on her so far I guess that's why I didn't notice that car
We're doin' ninety in my mom's new And to make this long story short, When the cop pulled me over, I was scared as I said, "I have a license, but I drive very well, officer" I had a heart-attack that day Come to find out the girl was a 12 year old I was arrested, the car was was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to off from vacation and get me I'd be in jail, than to have my father hit me My parents in and I got my grip I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" didn't speak, I said, "I wanna play my case" But my just shoved me in the car by my face That was a hard home, I don't know how I survived it They took turns, one would beat me the other was drivin'
I believe it! I just made a mistake Well, are the same, no matter time nor place So tell you other kids all the land Take it from me, just don't understand