You know, parents are the same, no matter time nor They don't understand that us kids are gonna some mistakes So tell you other all across the land no need to argue, parents just don't understand
I remember one year, my mom took me school It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my little all hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery My mom buggin' with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothin' at first, I just turned up my She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs dollars" I said, "Mom, this is plaid, with a butterfly collar"
The next half hour was the old thing My mother buyin' me clothes 1963 And she lost her mind and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas, and she me Zips! I said, "Mom, what are you doin'? You'll my rep" She said, "You're 16, you don't have a rep yet" I said, "Mom, put these clothes back, please" She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"
I said, "This isn't shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not Mom, put back the bell bottom, Brady Bunch trousers" But if you don't want to I can with that, but gotta put back the double-knit, reversible slacks
She wasn't with it, stayed the same Inevitably, the day of school came I thought I could get over, I tried to sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" There was nothin' I do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in ancient artifacts And I walked in to school, it was just as I thought The were crackin' up, laughin' at the clothes mom bought
And those who weren't laughin' still had a 'Cuz they were pointing and whistling as I walked down the I got home and told my mom how my day She said, "If they were laughin' you need 'em 'Cuz not good friends" For the next six hours I tried to to my mom That I was gonna have to go to just 200 more times So tell you other all across the land There's no need to argue, parents just understand
Okay, the situation My parents went on a week's vacation And, they left the to the brand new Porsche Do mind? Mmm, well, of course not! I'll just it for a little spin And maybe show it off to a of friends I'll just cruise it 'round the Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!
Pay attention, here's the of the plot I pulled up to the at the end of my block And that's I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin' I picked up my car phone to perpetrate I was talkin' You seen this girls bodily dimensions I honked my horn, just to get her She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not You could be some lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my name is the Besides, a lunatic have a Porsche like this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I say, word! We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the We ordered two Big Macs, and two fries and Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the She said, "Drive fast, turns me on" She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas We almost got whiplash, we took off so The sun roof was open, the was high And this girl's hand was thoroughly up my thigh She had opened up buttons on her shirt so far I guess that's why I notice that police car
We're ninety in my mom's new Porsche And to make long story short, short When the cop pulled me over, I was as hell I said, "I don't a license, but I drive very well, officer" I had a heart-attack that day Come to find out the girl was a 12 old runaway I was arrested, the car was was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off vacation and get me I'd rather be in jail, than to my father hit me My walked in and I got my grip I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" They didn't speak, I said, "I play my case" But my father just me in the car by my face was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived it They took turns, one would beat me while the other was
I believe it! I just made a mistake Well, parents are the same, no time nor place So tell you other kids all the land Take it me, parents just don't understand