You know, parents are the same, no matter nor place They don't understand that us are gonna make some mistakes So you other kids all across the land There's no need to argue, just don't understand
I remember one year, my mom me school shoppin' It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my sister all hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Mall My mom started buggin' the clothes she chose I say nothin' at first, I just turned up my nose She said, "What's wrong, the costs twenty dollars" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, a butterfly collar"
The next half hour was the same old My buyin' me clothes from 1963 And then she her mind and did the ultimate I her for Adidas, and she bought me Zips! I said, "Mom, what are you doin'? You'll my rep" She said, "You're only 16, you have a rep yet" I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please" She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"
I said, "This isn't shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not Mom, please put back the bell bottom, Brady trousers" But if you don't want to I can with that, but You've gotta put back the double-knit, reversible
She with it, everything stayed the same Inevitably, the first day of came I thought I get over, I tried to play sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" There was I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient And when I walked in to school, it was as I thought The kids were crackin' up, laughin' at the clothes mom
And those who weren't laughin' still had a they were pointing and whistling as I walked down the hall I got and told my mom how my day went She said, "If they were you don't need 'em they're not good friends" For the six hours I tried to explain to my mom That I was have to go to just about 200 more times So tell you kids all across the land There's no need to argue, parents don't understand
Okay, here's the My went away on a week's vacation And, they the keys to the brand new Porsche Do mind? Mmm, well, of course not! I'll take it for a little spin And maybe it off to a couple of friends just cruise it 'round the neighborhood Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!
Pay attention, here's the thick of the I pulled up to the at the end of my block And when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin' I picked up my car phone to perpetrate I was talkin' You shoulda seen this girls dimensions I my horn, just to get her attention She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not You could be deranged lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my name is the Besides, would a have a Porsche like this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I say, word! We hit McDonalds, up to the driveway We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and
She kicked her shoes off onto the She said, "Drive fast, turns me on" She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas We almost got whiplash, we off so fast The sun roof was open, the music was And this hand was thoroughly moving up my thigh She had opened up three on her shirt so far I that's why I didn't notice that police car
We're ninety in my mom's new Porsche And to this long story short, short When the cop pulled me over, I was scared as I said, "I don't have a license, but I drive well, officer" I almost had a heart-attack day Come to find out the girl was a 12 old runaway I was arrested, the car was There was no way for me to being grounded
My had to come off from vacation and get me I'd rather be in jail, than to my father hit me My parents walked in and I got my I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" They didn't speak, I said, "I wanna my case" But my father just shoved me in the car by my That was a hard ride home, I know how I survived it They took turns, one would beat me while the other was
I believe it! I just made a mistake Well, parents are the same, no matter time nor So you other kids all across the land Take it from me, just don't understand