Luyện nghe bài hát Parents Just Don't Understand

You know, parents are the same, no time nor place
They don't that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
So tell you other all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents just don't

I remember one year, my mom took me shoppin'
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop
And my little sister all in the car
We downtown to the Gallery Mall
My mom buggin' with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothin' at first, I just up my nose
She said, "What's wrong, the shirt twenty dollars"
I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, with a collar"

The next half hour was the same old
My mother buyin' me clothes from
And then she her mind and did the ultimate
I asked her for Adidas, and she me Zips!
I said, "Mom, what are you You'll ruin my rep"
She said, "You're only 16, you don't a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, put these clothes back, please"
She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"

I said, "This shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not bousers
Mom, please put back the bell bottom, Brady trousers"
But if you don't to I can live with that, but
You've put back the double-knit, reversible slacks

She with it, everything stayed the same
Inevitably, the day of school came
I thought I could get over, I tried to sick
But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it"
There was nothin' I do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those artifacts
And when I in to school, it was just as I thought
The were crackin' up, laughin' at the clothes mom bought

And those who weren't still had a ball
they were pointing and whistling as I walked down the hall
I got and told my mom how my day went
She said, "If they were you don't need 'em
'Cuz they're not friends"
For the next six hours I tried to to my mom
I was gonna have to go to just about 200 more times
So tell you kids all across the land
There's no need to argue, just don't understand

Okay, the situation
My parents away on a week's vacation
And, they left the keys to the new Porsche
Do mind? Mmm, well, of course not!
I'll just take it for a spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of
I'll just cruise it the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't, yeah! Of I should!

Pay attention, here's the thick of the
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my
And that's when I saw this girly-girl walkin'
I picked up my car to perpetrate like I was talkin'
You shoulda this girls bodily dimensions
I my horn, just to get her attention
She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and take a ride a hell of a guy"

She said, "How do I know you're not
You be some deranged lunatic"
I said, "Come on, toots, my name is the
Besides, would a lunatic have a Porsche this?"
She agreed, and we on our way
She was lookin' good, so I was I, I must say, word!
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large and Cokes

She kicked her shoes off onto the
She said, "Drive fast, speed me on"
She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas
We almost got whiplash, we took off so
The sun was open, the music was high
And girl's hand was thoroughly moving up my thigh
She had opened up buttons on her shirt so far
I guess why I didn't notice that police car

doin' ninety in my mom's new Porsche
And to make this long short, short
When the cop me over, I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license, but I drive well, officer"
I almost had a heart-attack day
Come to out the girl was a 12 year old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
There was no way for me to avoid being

My parents had to come off from and get me
I'd rather be in jail, to have my father hit me
My parents walked in and I got my
I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?"
They didn't speak, I said, "I play my case"
But my just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I know how I survived it
They took turns, one would beat me the other was drivin'

I can't it! I just made a mistake
Well, parents are the same, no matter nor place
So you other kids all across the land
Take it from me, parents just understand