You know, parents are the same, no time nor place They don't understand that us kids are gonna some mistakes So tell you other kids all across the There's no need to argue, parents don't understand
I remember one year, my mom took me school It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my sister all hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Mall My mom started buggin' with the she chose I didn't say nothin' at first, I just up my nose She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs dollars" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, a butterfly collar"
The next hour was the same old thing My mother buyin' me clothes 1963 And then she her mind and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas, and she me Zips! I said, "Mom, what are you You'll ruin my rep" She said, "You're 16, you don't have a rep yet" I said, "Mom, let's put these back, please" She said, "No, you go to to learn, not for a fashion show"
I said, "This shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not bousers Mom, put back the bell bottom, Brady Bunch trousers" But if you don't to I can live with that, but You've put back the double-knit, reversible slacks
She wasn't with it, stayed the same Inevitably, the first day of came I I could get over, I tried to play sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" was nothin' I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient And when I walked in to school, it was just as I The kids crackin' up, laughin' at the clothes mom bought
And those who weren't laughin' still had a 'Cuz they were and whistling as I walked down the hall I got home and told my mom how my day She said, "If were laughin' you don't need 'em 'Cuz not good friends" For the next six hours I to explain to my mom That I was gonna have to go to about 200 more times So tell you other all across the land There's no need to argue, parents just understand
Okay, the situation My went away on a week's vacation And, they left the to the brand new Porsche Do mind? Mmm, well, of course not! just take it for a little spin And show it off to a couple of friends I'll just cruise it the neighborhood Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!
Pay attention, here's the thick of the I pulled up to the at the end of my block And that's when I saw beautiful girly-girl walkin' I picked up my car phone to like I was talkin' You shoulda seen girls bodily dimensions I my horn, just to get her attention She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride with a of a guy"
She said, "How do I know not sick You could be deranged lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my is the Prince Besides, would a lunatic a Porsche like this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was very good, so I was I, I must say, word! We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the We ordered two Big Macs, and two fries and Cokes
She kicked her shoes off the floor She said, "Drive fast, speed me on" She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas We almost got whiplash, we took off so The sun was open, the music was high And this girl's was thoroughly moving up my thigh She had opened up buttons on her shirt so far I guess that's why I didn't notice police car
We're ninety in my mom's new Porsche And to make long story short, short the cop pulled me over, I was scared as hell I said, "I don't have a license, but I drive well, officer" I almost had a that day to find out the girl was a 12 year old runaway I was arrested, the car was was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to off from vacation and get me I'd rather be in jail, than to have my hit me My parents in and I got my grip I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" They didn't speak, I said, "I play my case" But my father just me in the car by my face That was a hard ride home, I know how I survived it They took turns, one would me while the other was drivin'
I can't believe it! I just a mistake Well, are the same, no matter time nor place So tell you kids all across the land Take it me, parents just don't understand