You know, parents are the same, no matter time nor They don't understand that us kids are gonna some mistakes So tell you other kids all across the There's no to argue, parents just don't understand
I remember one year, my mom took me shoppin' It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my little all hopped in the car We headed to the Gallery Mall My mom started buggin' with the clothes she I didn't say nothin' at first, I just up my nose She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs dollars" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, a butterfly collar"
The next half hour was the old thing My mother buyin' me clothes 1963 And then she lost her and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas, and she me Zips! I said, "Mom, are you doin'? You'll ruin my rep" She said, "You're 16, you don't have a rep yet" I said, "Mom, put these clothes back, please" She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"
I said, "This shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not bousers Mom, please put back the bell bottom, Brady trousers" But if you don't to I can live with that, but You've gotta put the double-knit, reversible slacks
She wasn't with it, everything stayed the Inevitably, the first day of school I thought I could get over, I to play sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" There was I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient And when I in to school, it was just as I thought The kids were crackin' up, laughin' at the mom bought
And those who weren't still had a ball 'Cuz they were pointing and whistling as I walked the hall I got and told my mom how my day went She said, "If they laughin' you don't need 'em they're not good friends" For the next six I tried to explain to my mom That I was gonna have to go to just about 200 times So tell you kids all across the land There's no need to argue, just don't understand
Okay, here's the My parents away on a week's vacation And, they the keys to the brand new Porsche Do they Mmm, well, of course not! I'll just it for a little spin And maybe show it off to a of friends I'll just it 'round the neighborhood Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!
Pay attention, here's the of the plot I pulled up to the at the end of my block And when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin' I picked up my car phone to like I was talkin' You shoulda seen this girls bodily I honked my horn, just to get her She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and a ride with a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know not sick You could be some lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my is the Prince Besides, a lunatic have a Porsche like this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was lookin' good, so I was I, I must say, word! We hit McDonalds, up to the driveway We two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes
She her shoes off onto the floor She said, "Drive fast, speed me on" She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas We almost got whiplash, we took off so The sun was open, the music was high And this girl's was thoroughly moving up my thigh She had opened up three on her shirt so far I guess that's why I didn't notice police car
doin' ninety in my mom's new Porsche And to make this long story short, When the cop pulled me over, I was as hell I said, "I have a license, but I drive very well, officer" I almost had a heart-attack day Come to find out the girl was a 12 old runaway I was arrested, the car was There was no way for me to avoid being
My parents had to off from vacation and get me I'd rather be in jail, to have my father hit me My parents walked in and I got my I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" didn't speak, I said, "I wanna play my case" But my father just shoved me in the car by my That was a hard home, I don't know how I survived it They took turns, one would beat me while the other was
I believe it! I just made a mistake Well, are the same, no matter time nor place So tell you kids all across the land Take it from me, just don't understand