Luyện nghe bài hát Parent's Just Don't Understand

You know are the same, no matter time nor place
They understand that us kids are going to make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land, there's no to argue
Parents just understand

I remember one year, my mom took me shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little
All in the car
We headed to the Gallery Mall
My mom started bugging the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first, I just up my nose
She said, "What's This shirt cost twenty dollars"
I said, "Mom, shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar"

The next hour was the same old thing
My mother me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the
I her for Adidas and she bought me Zips
I said, "Mom, what are you doing, ruining my rep"
She said, "You're only sixteen, you have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, put these clothes back, please"
She said, "No, you go to school to not for a fashion show"

I said, "This Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowze
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch
But if you don't want to I can live that but
You gotta put the double-knit reversible slacks"
She really, everything stayed the same
Inevitably the day of school came
I thought I could get over, I to play sick
But my mom said, no, no way, uh-uh, it

was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in ancient artifacts
And when I walked school, it was just as I thought
The kids were cracking up at the clothes Mom bought
And those who weren't laughing had a ball
Because they were pointing and whispering as I walked down the
I got home and told my Mom how my day went, she
"If were laughing you don't need 'em 'cause they're not good friends"

For the next six hours I tried to to my Mom
That I was gonna have to go this about two-hundred more times
So to you all the kids all the land, there's no need to argue
just don't understand

Okay, here's the
My parents went away on a week's
And they left the keys to the new Porsche
Would they mind? Umm, well, of not
just take it for a little spin
And maybe it off to a couple of friends
I'll just it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't, yeah, of course I

Pay attention, here's the of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my
And that's when I saw beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate I was talking
You should've this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her
She said, "Was for me?", I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?", I said, "Come on and take a ride a helluva guy"

She said, "How do I know not sick
You could be some lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots, my name is the
Beside, would a have a Porsche like this?"
She and we were on our way
She was looking very and so was I, I must say word
We hit McDonald's, into the drive
We two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes

She kicked her shoes off onto the
She said, "Drive fast, turns me on"
She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun was open, the music was high
And this girl's hand was moving up my thigh
She had opened up buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I notice that police car

doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
And to make this story short, short
When the cop pulled me over I was as hell
I said, "I have a license but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old
I was arrested, the car was
There was no way for me to avoid grounded

My parents had to come off from to get me
I'd rather be in than to have my father hit me
My walked in
And I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was trip?"
They didn't speak, I said, "I to plead my case"
But my father just me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I
They took turns, one beat me while the other one was driving

I can't it, I just made a mistake
Well parents are the same no time nor place
So to you all the kids all the land, take it form me
just don't understand