Luyện nghe bài hát Parent's Just Don't Understand

You know are the same, no matter time nor place
don't understand that us kids are going to make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land, there's no to argue
just don't understand

I remember one year, my mom me school shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my sister
All in the car
We headed downtown to the Mall
My mom started with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first, I just turned up my
She said, "What's This shirt cost twenty dollars"
I said, "Mom, this shirt is with a butterfly collar"

The next hour was the same old thing
My mother buying me from 1963
And then she her mind and did the ultimate
I her for Adidas and she bought me Zips
I said, "Mom, what are you doing, ruining my rep"
She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, put these clothes back, please"
She said, "No, you go to school to learn not for a show"

I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, on Mom, I'm not Bowze
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady trousers
But if you don't want to I can with that but
You put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
She wasn't really, everything the same
Inevitably the first day of school
I I could get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, no, no way, uh-uh, it

There was I could do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those artifacts
And when I into school, it was just as I thought
The kids were cracking up laughing at the Mom bought
And those who weren't still had a ball
Because were pointing and whispering as I walked down the hall
I got home and told my Mom how my day went, she
"If they laughing you don't need 'em 'cause they're not good friends"

For the next six I tried to explain to my Mom
That I was gonna have to go through this two-hundred more times
So to you all the all across the land, there's no need to argue
just don't understand

Okay, the situation
My parents went away on a vacation
And they left the keys to the new Porsche
Would they mind? Umm, well, of not
I'll just it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a of friends
I'll just it around the neighborhood
Well, I shouldn't, yeah, of course I should

Pay attention, the thick of the plot
I up to the corner at the end of my block
And that's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl
I picked up my car to perpetrate like I was talking
You should've seen this bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her
She said, "Was for me?", I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?", I said, "Come on and take a ride with a guy"

She said, "How do I you're not sick
You could be deranged lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots, my name is the
Beside, would a have a Porsche like this?"
She agreed and we on our way
She was looking good and so was I, I must say word
We hit McDonald's, into the drive
We ordered two Big Macs and two fries with Cokes

She her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, turns me on"
She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun roof was open, the music was
And this girl's hand was moving up my thigh
She had opened up three on her shirt so far
I that's why I didn't notice that police car

We're doing ninety in my Mom's new
And to make this long short, short
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as
I said, "I don't have a license but I drive well, officer"
I almost had a heart that day
Come to find out the was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
There was no way for me to avoid being

My had to come off from vacation to get me
I'd be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents in
And I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was trip?"
didn't speak, I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my father shoved me in the car by my face
was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived
They took turns, one would me while the other one was driving

I believe it, I just made a mistake
Well are the same no matter time nor place
So to you all the all across the land, take it form me
Parents just don't