Luyện nghe bài hát Parent's Just Don't Understand

You know are the same, no matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids are going to some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land, no need to argue
Parents just understand

I remember one year, my mom took me school
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little
All in the car
We downtown to the Gallery Mall
My mom bugging with the clothes she chose
I didn't say at first, I just turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost dollars"
I said, "Mom, shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar"

The next half was the same old thing
My buying me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her and did the ultimate
I asked her for Adidas and she me Zips
I said, "Mom, what are you doing, you're my rep"
She said, "You're sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, let's put these back, please"
She said, "No, you go to school to not for a fashion show"

I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, on Mom, I'm not Bowze
Mom, please put the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
But if you want to I can live with that but
You put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
She wasn't really, stayed the same
Inevitably the first day of school
I I could get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, no, no way, uh-uh, it

There was I could do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those ancient
And when I into school, it was just as I thought
The kids were cracking up laughing at the Mom bought
And those who weren't laughing had a ball
they were pointing and whispering as I walked down the hall
I got home and told my Mom how my day went, she
"If were laughing you don't need 'em 'cause they're not good friends"

For the six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
I was gonna have to go through this about two-hundred more times
So to you all the kids all across the land, no need to argue
just don't understand

Okay, here's the
My parents went on a week's vacation
And they left the to the brand new Porsche
Would mind? Umm, well, of course not
I'll just it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of
I'll just cruise it around the
Well, I shouldn't, yeah, of course I should

Pay attention, here's the of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my
And that's when I saw beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate I was talking
You should've this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her
She said, "Was for me?", I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?", I said, "Come on and take a ride a helluva guy"

She said, "How do I know not sick
You could be some lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots, my name is the
Beside, would a lunatic have a like this?"
She and we were on our way
She was very good and so was I, I must say word
We hit McDonald's, pulled the drive
We ordered two Big Macs and two large with Cokes

She her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, speed me on"
She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I off so fast
The sun roof was open, the was high
And this girl's hand was steadily up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that car

doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
And to this long story short, short
the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart that day
Come to find out the was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
was no way for me to avoid being grounded

My parents had to come off vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail to have my father hit me
My walked in
And I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was trip?"
They didn't speak, I said, "I want to my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my
That was a hard home, I don't know how I survived
They took turns, one would beat me the other one was driving

I can't believe it, I made a mistake
Well parents are the no matter time nor place
So to you all the kids all across the land, it form me
Parents don't understand