Luyện nghe bài hát Parent's Just Don't Understand

You know are the same, no matter time nor place
They understand that us kids are going to make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land, no need to argue
just don't understand

I remember one year, my mom took me school
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my sister
All in the car
We downtown to the Gallery Mall
My mom started bugging with the she chose
I say nothing at first, I just turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost dollars"
I said, "Mom, this shirt is with a butterfly collar"

The next half hour was the old thing
My buying me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the
I her for Adidas and she bought me Zips
I said, "Mom, are you doing, you're ruining my rep"
She said, "You're sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, let's put these back, please"
She said, "No, you go to school to not for a fashion show"

I said, "This Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowze
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady trousers
But if you don't want to I can live that but
You gotta put the double-knit reversible slacks"
She wasn't really, stayed the same
the first day of school came
I thought I could get over, I tried to sick
But my mom said, no, no way, uh-uh, it

There was nothing I could do, I tried to
I got dressed up in ancient artifacts
And I walked into school, it was just as I thought
The were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
And those who weren't laughing still had a
Because they were and whispering as I walked down the hall
I got home and my Mom how my day went, she said
"If they laughing you don't need 'em 'cause they're not good friends"

For the next six hours I tried to to my Mom
I was gonna have to go through this about two-hundred more times
So to you all the all across the land, there's no need to argue
Parents just understand

Okay, here's the
My parents went on a week's vacation
And they left the keys to the brand new
they mind? Umm, well, of course not
I'll just take it for a spin
And maybe it off to a couple of friends
I'll just it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't, yeah, of course I

Pay attention, the thick of the plot
I up to the corner at the end of my block
And that's when I saw this beautiful girl walking
I picked up my car phone to like I was talking
You seen this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my just to get her attention
She said, "Was for me?", I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?", I said, "Come on and take a ride with a guy"

She said, "How do I you're not sick
You be some deranged lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots, my is the Prince
Beside, would a lunatic have a like this?"
She and we were on our way
She was very good and so was I, I must say word
We hit McDonald's, pulled into the
We ordered two Big and two large fries with Cokes

She her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, turns me on"
She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun roof was open, the was high
And this hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice police car

We're ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
And to make this story short, short
the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license but I very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack day
to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
There was no way for me to avoid being

My parents had to off from vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail to have my father hit me
My parents in
And I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was trip?"
didn't speak, I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my father just me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I know how I survived
They took turns, one would beat me while the other one was

I can't it, I just made a mistake
Well parents are the same no matter time nor
So to you all the all across the land, take it form me
Parents don't understand