Luyện nghe bài hát Parent's Just Don't Understand

You parents are the same, no matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids are going to make mistakes
So to you, all the kids all the land, there's no need to argue
just don't understand

I remember one year, my mom took me school
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my sister
All in the car
We headed downtown to the Gallery
My mom started with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first, I turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost dollars"
I said, "Mom, this shirt is with a butterfly collar"

The next half was the same old thing
My mother me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her and did the ultimate
I asked her for and she bought me Zips
I said, "Mom, are you doing, you're ruining my rep"
She said, "You're only sixteen, you have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please"
She said, "No, you go to to learn not for a fashion show"

I said, "This Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowze
Mom, please put the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
But if you don't to I can live with that but
You gotta put back the double-knit slacks"
She wasn't really, stayed the same
Inevitably the first day of school
I thought I could get over, I to play sick
But my mom said, no, no way, uh-uh, it

was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those artifacts
And when I into school, it was just as I thought
The were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
And those who weren't laughing had a ball
Because they were and whispering as I walked down the hall
I got home and told my Mom how my day went, she
"If they laughing you don't need 'em 'cause they're not good friends"

For the six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
That I was gonna have to go through this two-hundred more times
So to you all the kids all across the land, there's no to argue
Parents just understand

Okay, here's the
My went away on a week's vacation
And left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Would mind? Umm, well, of course not
I'll take it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of
I'll just cruise it around the
Well, maybe I shouldn't, yeah, of course I

Pay attention, the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my
And when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to like I was talking
You should've seen this bodily dimensions
I honked my horn to get her attention
She said, "Was for me?", I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?", I said, "Come on and take a with a helluva guy"

She said, "How do I you're not sick
You be some deranged lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots, my is the Prince
Beside, would a lunatic a Porsche like this?"
She and we were on our way
She was very good and so was I, I must say word
We hit McDonald's, pulled into the
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with

She kicked her shoes off the floor
She said, "Drive fast, turns me on"
She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I off so fast
The sun roof was open, the music was
And this girl's hand was moving up my thigh
She had up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that car

We're ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
And to make this story short, short
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as
I said, "I don't have a license but I very well, officer"
I almost had a heart that day
to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
was no way for me to avoid being grounded

My parents had to come off from to get me
I'd rather be in jail to have my father hit me
My parents in
And I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was trip?"
They speak, I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my father just me in the car by my face
That was a hard home, I don't know how I survived
They took turns, one would me while the other one was driving

I can't it, I just made a mistake
Well parents are the same no matter nor place
So to you all the kids all across the land, it form me
Parents just don't