Teaspoon! here, come here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two of bud and two ounces of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin' now 'cuz
How can sell? (You see life is like football, you know I'm saying?) Before I have to go to (You gotta the ball and just make something happen man)
Can I get real? (I mean you you might get tackled, you know what I'm saying?) somebody go and snitch (Then again, you might fuck around and a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I avoid the cops, I use a See my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be To the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
All my life I did but dealin' Learned to rely on my gut Yo name is what? I know you from where? Where? I mean to seem vicious but you look suspicious
talking 'bout drugs on the telephone Stop walking with a of thugs to my home Stop fuckin' up, call me before you Stop telling these where you got it from
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments right down the Before I to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I possibly get the tabs the turnakit and syringes Before go snitch the DEA kick the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move I can be destroyed I avoid the I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I the cops, I use a decoy You see my driver, he's a white boy
As I bail down the street my khakis creased Everybody looking at me like the police Havin' conversations with my assailants Do you think, we under police
Asking questions suggestions Pulling Smith an' Wessons on pedestrians Cookin' crack up, bills stacked up Hope the cops backup, here they come man
How long, stop runnin', runnin', can I sell? The Sheriff department's down the block I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can this rock
Can I get real? Hurry up, pass the tabs, and syringes somebody go and snitch Before the DEA the door off the hinges
Maybe I oughta stop sellin' Spend more time with my son and my But my drug drug me away from my wife She couldn't with the stress and the strife
The cocaine and the hood rats jockin' The late knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at I fantasize 'bout rappin' But I gotta dope till it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is that See you all fuckin' up, I got looks Yo man rich kids comin' over here That's what I'm now
You know they gonna snitch, they can't even lie to parents What the fuck you think they gonna do the police pressure 'em? Get to crying and shit, Afroman it to me mommy He stays there
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments right the block Before I to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I get real? the tabs the turnakit and syringes Before go snitch Before the DEA kick the door of the
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me to sleep Before the rape, please give me a beat If they accidently me and I don't escape some white person, gotta video tape
Twinkle little little star looks like a police car Shining on my dope A raid
I not little homie hold my gun I'm fuckin' run Where I run, I don't
that dope, anywhere Cops chase me, through the in to the woods camera Fly like
I hear, German Freeze, it right there dealers, nightmare Busted crack, court No support
very tight, Baptist jury all white They could never be my peers, me twenty years This rap so damn real, I'm I gotta record deal If I don't sell a mill, could, could happen still a predicament