Teaspoon! here, come here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two of bud and two ounces of yay at mah house waitin' right now 'cuz
How can sell? (You see is like football, you know what I'm saying?) Before I to go to jail (You gotta hike the ball and just make something man)
Can I get real? (I mean you you might get tackled, you know what I'm saying?) Before go and snitch (Then again, you might fuck and make a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I the cops, I use a decoy See my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed To avoid the cops, I use a You see my driver, he's a white boy
All my I did nothin' but dealin' to rely on my gut feelin' Yo name is What? I know you from where? Where? I don't to seem vicious but you look suspicious
Stop talking 'bout on the telephone Stop walking a bunch of thugs to my home Stop fuckin' up, me before you come Stop telling these bitches you got it from
How long can I The Sheriff departments right down the I have to go to jail Pass my so I can swallow this rock
Can I get real? the tabs the turnakit and syringes Before go snitch Before the DEA the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false I can be destroyed I the cops I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I the cops, I use a decoy You see my driver, he's a white boy
As I bail down the street with my khakis Everybody looking at me look the police Havin' conversations my gang assailants Do you think, we under police
Asking questions giving Pulling Smith an' Wessons on strange Cookin' up, dollar bills stacked up Hope the cops don't backup, here come man
How long, stop runnin', stop runnin', can I The Sheriff department's right the block Before I have to go to Pass my so I can swallow this rock
Can I possibly get Hurry up, pass the tabs, turnakit and somebody go and snitch Before the DEA kick the off the hinges
Maybe I oughta stop water Spend more time with my son and my But my drug life me away from my wife She deal with the stress and the strife
The cocaine rockin' and the hood jockin' The late knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at night I 'bout rappin' But I gotta sell dope it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is that See you all fuckin' up, I got these Yo man little rich kids over here That's I'm saying now
You know gonna snitch, they can't even lie to their parents What the fuck you think gonna do when the police pressure 'em? Get to crying and shit, Afroman it to me mommy He stays over
How long can I The Sheriff departments right down the Before I to go to jail my beer so I can swallow this rock
Can I get real? Pass the tabs the and syringes Before go snitch the DEA kick the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me down to the cops rape, please give me a beat If they accidently me and I don't escape Pray white person, gotta video tape
twinkle little little star That like a police car Shining on my dope A police
I not little homie hold my gun I'm fuckin' run I run, I don't care
Throw that dope, Cops me, through the hood Straight in to the woods Fly like
I hear, German Freeze, hold it right dealers, nightmare Busted crack, court No support
Handcuffs tight, Baptist jury all white could never be my peers, sentence me twenty years This rap so damn real, I'm glad I record deal If I don't sell a mill, this could, could happen a predicament