Teaspoon! Come here, come here, hey, hey, hey Hey go get me two pounds of bud and two of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house right now 'cuz
How long can (You see life is like football, you what I'm saying?) I have to go to jail (You gotta hike the ball and make something happen man)
Can I possibly get (I you know you might get tackled, you know what I'm saying?) Before go and snitch (Then again, you might around and make a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I avoid the cops, I use a See my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed To avoid the cops, I use a You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
All my life I did nothin' but Learned to rely on my gut Yo name is what? I know you from where? Where? I don't mean to vicious but you look suspicious
Stop talking 'bout on the telephone Stop walking a bunch of thugs to my home Stop up, call me before you come Stop telling these bitches where you got it
How long can I The Sheriff right down the block Before I have to go to Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I possibly get Pass the tabs the turnakit and Before go snitch Before the DEA kick the door of the
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move I can be I avoid the I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I avoid the cops, I use a You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
As I bail down the with my khakis creased Everybody looking at me look like the Havin' with my gang assailants Do you think, we under surveillance?
Asking giving suggestions Pulling Smith an' Wessons on strange Cookin' crack up, bills stacked up Hope the cops backup, here they come man
How long, stop runnin', runnin', can I sell? The Sheriff right down the block Before I have to go to Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I possibly get Hurry up, pass the tabs, turnakit and Before go and snitch Before the DEA kick the off the hinges
Maybe I oughta stop sellin' more time with my son and my daughter But my life drug me away from my wife She couldn't deal the stress and the strife
The rockin' and the hood rats jockin' The late knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at I fantasize 'bout rappin' But I sell dope till it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is man? See you all fuckin' up, I got looks Yo man little kids comin' over here what I'm saying now
You know gonna snitch, they can't even lie to their parents What the fuck you think they do when the police pressure 'em? Get to and shit, Afroman sold it to me mommy He stays there
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments down the block I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I possibly get Pass the tabs the turnakit and Before go snitch Before the DEA kick the of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me down to Before the rape, please give me a beat If accidently kill me and I don't escape Pray some white person, gotta tape
Twinkle little little star That like a police car on my dope spot A raid
I not Little little hold my gun I'm gonna run I run, I don't care
Throw dope, anywhere Cops me, through the hood Straight in to the woods Fly lepord's
I hear, German Freeze, it right there Drug dealers, crack, criminal court No black
Handcuffs very tight, Baptist all white They never be my peers, sentence me twenty years This rap so damn real, I'm glad I gotta deal If I don't sell a mill, this could, happen still What a