Teaspoon! Come here, here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two of bud and two ounces of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin' right now
How can sell? (You see life is football, you know what I'm saying?) Before I to go to jail (You gotta hike the and just make something happen man)
Can I possibly get (I mean you know you might get tackled, you know I'm saying?) Before somebody go and (Then again, you fuck around and make a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I the cops, I use a decoy See my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be To avoid the cops, I use a You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
All my I did nothin' but dealin' Learned to rely on my gut Yo name is what? What? I know you from Where? I mean to seem vicious but you look suspicious
Stop 'bout drugs on the telephone Stop walking with a bunch of to my home Stop fuckin' up, me before you come telling these bitches where you got it from
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments right down the Before I to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I possibly get Pass the tabs the and syringes Before go snitch Before the DEA kick the of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false I can be destroyed I avoid the I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I avoid the cops, I use a You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
As I down the street with my khakis creased looking at me look like the police Havin' with my gang assailants Do you think, we under police
Asking questions suggestions Smith an' Wessons on strange pedestrians Cookin' crack up, bills stacked up Hope the cops backup, here they come man
How long, stop runnin', runnin', can I sell? The Sheriff department's down the block Before I have to go to Pass my beer so I can swallow rock
Can I get real? Hurry up, pass the tabs, turnakit and somebody go and snitch Before the DEA kick the door off the
Maybe I stop sellin' water Spend more time my son and my daughter But my drug life drug me from my wife She couldn't deal with the stress and the
The cocaine rockin' and the hood rats The late night knockin' the way blockin' Late at night I fantasize 'bout But I gotta sell dope it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is man? See you all fuckin' up, I got looks Yo man rich kids comin' over here That's I'm saying now
You know they gonna snitch, they can't even lie to their What the fuck you think they gonna do the police pressure 'em? Get to and shit, Afroman sold it to me mommy He over there
How long can I The Sheriff right down the block Before I have to go to my beer so I can swallow this rock
Can I possibly get Pass the the turnakit and syringes Before somebody go Before the DEA the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me to sleep Before the rape, please give me a beat If they kill me and I don't escape Pray white person, gotta video tape
Twinkle twinkle little little looks like a police car Shining on my spot A police
I not Little little hold my gun I'm gonna run Where I run, I care
that dope, anywhere Cops me, through the hood Straight in to the camera Fly lepord's
I hear, Shepards Freeze, it right there dealers, nightmare Busted crack, criminal No black
Handcuffs very tight, Baptist all white They could never be my peers, sentence me twenty This rap so damn real, I'm glad I record deal If I don't sell a mill, this could, could happen What a