Teaspoon! Come here, here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two pounds of bud and two of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin' right now
How can sell? (You see is like football, you know what I'm saying?) Before I to go to jail (You gotta the ball and just make something happen man)
Can I get real? (I mean you know you might get tackled, you know I'm saying?) Before go and snitch (Then again, you fuck around and make a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I the cops, I use a decoy See my driver, he's a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed To the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
All my life I did nothin' but Learned to on my gut feelin' Yo name is what? What? I know you from Where? I don't mean to seem vicious but you look
Stop 'bout drugs on the telephone Stop walking with a bunch of thugs to my Stop fuckin' up, me before you come Stop telling these where you got it from
How can I sell? The Sheriff right down the block I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I possibly get Pass the tabs the and syringes Before somebody go the DEA kick the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false I can be destroyed I avoid the I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I the cops, I use a decoy You see my driver, he's a white boy
As I bail down the street with my creased Everybody looking at me look the police Havin' conversations my gang assailants Do you think, we under surveillance?
Asking questions suggestions Pulling Smith an' Wessons on strange Cookin' up, dollar bills stacked up Hope the cops don't backup, they come man
How long, runnin', stop runnin', can I sell? The Sheriff department's right down the I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I get real? Hurry up, pass the tabs, and syringes Before go and snitch the DEA kick the door off the hinges
Maybe I oughta sellin' water Spend more with my son and my daughter But my drug life me away from my wife She couldn't deal the stress and the strife
The cocaine rockin' and the rats jockin' The night knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at night I fantasize 'bout But I gotta sell dope it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is that See you all up, I got these looks Yo man little rich kids comin' here That's what I'm now
You know they gonna snitch, they can't even lie to their What the fuck you think they gonna do when the police 'em? Get to crying and shit, Afroman it to me mommy He stays there
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments right down the Before I have to go to Pass my so I can swallow this rock
Can I get real? Pass the tabs the turnakit and Before somebody go Before the DEA kick the door of the
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me to sleep Before the cops rape, please me a beat If they kill me and I don't escape Pray white person, gotta video tape
Twinkle twinkle little star That like a police car Shining on my spot A police
I not Little little hold my gun I'm fuckin' run I run, I don't care
Throw that dope, Cops chase me, through the Straight in to the woods Fly like
I hear, German Freeze, hold it right dealers, nightmare Busted crack, criminal No black
Handcuffs very tight, Baptist jury all They could never be my peers, me twenty years This rap so damn real, I'm I gotta record deal If I don't sell a mill, this could, could still What a