Teaspoon! here, come here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two of bud and two ounces of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin' now 'cuz
How long can (You see is like football, you know what I'm saying?) I have to go to jail (You hike the ball and just make something happen man)
Can I possibly get (I mean you know you get tackled, you know what I'm saying?) somebody go and snitch (Then again, you might fuck and make a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I avoid the cops, I use a See my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be To the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
All my life I did nothin' but to rely on my gut feelin' Yo name is what? What? I know you where? Where? I don't mean to seem vicious but you suspicious
Stop talking 'bout drugs on the walking with a bunch of thugs to my home Stop fuckin' up, me before you come telling these bitches where you got it from
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments right down the I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow rock
Can I possibly get Pass the the turnakit and syringes Before go snitch Before the DEA kick the of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move I can be I avoid the cops I use a You see my driver, he's a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
As I down the street with my khakis creased looking at me look like the police Havin' conversations with my assailants Do you think, we under surveillance?
questions giving suggestions Pulling Smith an' Wessons on pedestrians Cookin' crack up, dollar bills up Hope the cops backup, here they come man
How long, stop runnin', runnin', can I sell? The Sheriff department's down the block I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can this rock
Can I get real? Hurry up, the tabs, turnakit and syringes Before somebody go and Before the DEA kick the door off the
Maybe I oughta stop water Spend more with my son and my daughter But my drug life drug me from my wife She couldn't deal with the and the strife
The cocaine rockin' and the hood jockin' The late knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at night I 'bout rappin' But I gotta sell dope till it For how
Hey, who is that, who is that See you all fuckin' up, I got these Yo man little rich kids comin' over That's what I'm now
You know they gonna snitch, they can't even lie to their What the fuck you think gonna do when the police pressure 'em? Get to crying and shit, Afroman it to me mommy He stays there
How can I sell? The Sheriff right down the block Before I have to go to Pass my so I can swallow this rock
Can I possibly get Pass the tabs the turnakit and somebody go snitch Before the DEA kick the door of the
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me to sleep Before the cops rape, give me a beat If they accidently kill me and I don't Pray some white person, gotta video
Twinkle twinkle little little That looks like a car Shining on my spot A raid
I not Little little hold my gun I'm gonna run I run, I don't care
Throw that dope, Cops chase me, the hood in to the woods camera Fly like
I hear, German Freeze, it right there Drug dealers, crack, criminal court No support
very tight, Baptist jury all white They could never be my peers, sentence me years This rap so damn real, I'm I gotta record deal If I don't a mill, this could, could happen still What a