Teaspoon! here, come here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two of bud and two ounces of yay at mah house waitin' right now 'cuz
How can sell? (You see is like football, you know what I'm saying?) Before I to go to jail (You hike the ball and just make something happen man)
Can I possibly get (I mean you know you might get tackled, you what I'm saying?) somebody go and snitch (Then again, you might fuck around and a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I the cops, I use a decoy See my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be To the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
All my life I did but dealin' to rely on my gut feelin' Yo name is what? I know you from where? Where? I don't mean to seem vicious but you suspicious
Stop talking drugs on the telephone Stop walking with a bunch of to my home Stop fuckin' up, me before you come Stop telling these bitches you got it from
How long can I The Sheriff right down the block Before I to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow rock
Can I possibly get Pass the the turnakit and syringes Before somebody go the DEA kick the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move I can be destroyed I the cops I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
As I bail down the street with my khakis Everybody looking at me like the police Havin' with my gang assailants Do you think, we under surveillance?
Asking questions giving Smith an' Wessons on strange pedestrians Cookin' crack up, dollar bills up Hope the cops don't backup, they come man
How long, runnin', stop runnin', can I sell? The Sheriff department's down the block Before I to go to jail Pass my so I can swallow this rock
Can I get real? Hurry up, pass the tabs, turnakit and Before somebody go and Before the DEA the door off the hinges
Maybe I oughta stop sellin' Spend time with my son and my daughter But my drug life drug me away my wife She deal with the stress and the strife
The cocaine rockin' and the rats jockin' The late knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at I fantasize 'bout rappin' But I sell dope till it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is that See you all up, I got these looks Yo man little rich kids comin' here That's what I'm now
You know they gonna snitch, they can't lie to their parents the fuck you think they gonna do when the police pressure 'em? Get to and shit, Afroman sold it to me mommy He over there
How long can I The Sheriff departments right the block Before I have to go to Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I possibly get Pass the tabs the turnakit and somebody go snitch Before the DEA the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me down to Before the cops rape, please me a beat If they accidently kill me and I don't some white person, gotta video tape
Twinkle twinkle little star That like a police car Shining on my dope A police
I not Little little homie my gun I'm gonna run Where I run, I care
Throw that dope, Cops chase me, the hood Straight in to the camera Fly lepord's
I hear, Shepards Freeze, hold it right Drug dealers, Busted crack, criminal No black
Handcuffs very tight, jury all white They could never be my peers, me twenty years This rap so damn real, I'm glad I record deal If I don't sell a mill, this could, happen still What a