Luyện nghe bài hát Otto Titsling

Otto Titsling, and krout,
had nothing to get very up about.
His inventions were failures, his future bleak.
He fled to the at least twice a week

One at the opera he saw an aida
who's bust was so big it often impede her.
he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the of those terrible tits.

Oh, my god! she blows!
Aerodynamically girl was a mess.
Otto the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the of inspiration
his soul.
He ran back to his
where he and futzed and futzed.

For Otto Titsling had found his
to lift and the female breast;
to point the small ones to the
to keep the big ones and dry!

night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the support.
He tried string and paper clips.
Hey! He even his own two lips!

Well, he stitched and he
and he slaved and he
until finally one night, in the wee of morning,
Otto arose his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!

Exhausted but ecstatic ran
out to the
the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, many initial mishaps,
she did.
And the sigh of that issued forth
her mouth
was so loud it was mistaken by some
to be the early of the Seraken Winds
which would often roll the Schwarzwald
a vengence!
Ahhhhh-i!

But did Otto know,
at the moment of his triumph,
lurking under the bed
was none other the very worst
of the patent thieves,
DeBrassiere.
And Phil was the scene
a great deal of interest!

Later night, while Broom Hilda slept,
into the Phillip softly crept.
He fumbled knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found titsling and he ran out the door.

Crying, "Oh, my god! joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna me a million from this!
woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I will have all the manufactured in Taiwan."

The result of this swindle is pointedly
Do you buy a or do you buy a brassiere?