Luyện nghe bài hát Otto Titsling

Otto Titsling, and krout,
had to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at twice a week

One at the opera he saw an aida
bust was so big it would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her into the pit,
in by the weight of those terrible tits.

Oh, my god! she blows!
Aerodynamically girl was a mess.
Otto eye-balled the diva comatose amongst the reeds,
and he felt the fire of inspiration
his soul.
He ran back to his
where he and futzed and futzed.

For Otto had found his quest:
to lift and mold the breast;
to point the small ones to the
to keep the big high and dry!

Every night he'd sweat and
for the right support.
He tried some and paper clips.
Hey! He even his own two lips!

Well, he and he slaved
and he and he stitched
finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!

but ecstatic Otto ran
out to the
bearing the in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the thing on.
But, many initial mishaps,
she did.
And the sigh of relief that forth
from her
was so loud that it was by some
to be the onset of the Seraken Winds
which often roll through the Schwarzwald
a vengence!
Ahhhhh-i!

But little did know,
at the of his greatest triumph,
under the diva's bed
was none other the very worst
of the patent thieves,
DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the
with a great of interest!

Later that night, while Broom slept,
the wardrobe Phillip softly crept.
He through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.

Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! bliss!
I'm make me a million from this!
Every woman in the will wanna buy one.
I have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."

The result of this swindle is pointedly
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a