Otto Titsling, and krout, had to get very worked up about. His inventions were failures, his seemed bleak. He fled to the at least twice a week
One at the opera he saw an aida who's bust was so big it often impede her. he watched her fall into the pit, done in by the weight of those tits.
Oh, my god! she blows! Aerodynamically this was a mess. eye-balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds, and he suddenly felt the fire of his soul. He ran back to his he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto had found his quest: to lift and mold the female to point the ones to the sky; to the big ones high and dry!
night he'd sweat and snort searching for the support. He some string and paper clips. Hey! He even his own two lips!
Well, he and he slaved and he and he stitched until finally one night, in the wee of morning, Otto from his workbench triumphant. Yes! He had the worlds first over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
but ecstatic Otto ran out to the bearing the prototype in his hot hand. Now, the diva did not want to try the thing on. But, many initial mishaps, she did. And the sigh of relief that forth from her was so that it was mistaken by some to be the early onset of the Winds would often roll through the Schwarzwald a vengence! Ahhhhh-i!
But little did know, at the of his greatest triumph, lurking under the bed was none other than the very of the french thieves, DeBrassiere. And Phil was the scene a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while Broom slept, into the wardrobe Phillip crept. He fumbled through knickers and galore, he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! joy! What bliss! I'm gonna make me a from this! Every in the world will wanna buy one. I will all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."
The result of this swindle is clear: Do you buy a or do you buy a brassiere?