Otto Titsling, and krout, had to get very worked up about. His inventions were failures, his future bleak. He fled to the at least twice a week
One night at the he saw an aida bust was so big it would often impede her. Bug-eyed he watched her into the pit, done in by the weight of those tits.
Oh, my god! she blows! Aerodynamically girl was a mess. Otto eye-balled the diva lying amongst the reeds, and he felt the fire of inspiration his soul. He ran to his workshop he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had his quest: to lift and the female breast; to point the ones to the sky; to the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd and snort for the right support. He some string and paper clips. Hey! He tried his own two lips!
Well, he and he slaved and he slaved and he until one night, in the wee hours of morning, Otto from his workbench triumphant. Yes! He had invented the first over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic ran out to the bearing the prototype in his hot hand. Now, the diva did not to try the darn thing on. But, many initial mishaps, she did. And the of relief that issued forth her mouth was so that it was mistaken by some to be the early onset of the Winds which would roll through the Schwarzwald a vengence! Ahhhhh-i!
But little did know, at the of his greatest triumph, lurking the diva's bed was none other than the very of the patent thieves, DeBrassiere. And Phil was watching the with a deal of interest!
that night, while Broom Hilda slept, into the wardrobe softly crept. He fumbled knickers and corsets galore, 'til he found Otto's and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! bliss! I'm gonna make me a from this! Every in the world will wanna buy one. I will have all the goods in Taiwan."
The result of this swindle is clear: Do you buy a or do you buy a brassiere?