I was sitting naked in a Holiday Inn in Orlando And it was the morning of the last day of the I didn't know who I was and I thought I mightve been Dando But if I was him then what the hell was I doing
So I asked myself one question What I do with the rest of my life? If I knew I fail, I guess I'd get the hell out of Orlando And find me a rich and beautiful
'Cause I dont to do a damn thing And I want to be And I want to get paid And I dont to be hated
I dont to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, loved by
So I called up the front desk to see if I rent a porno said you better have a credit card I said, Honey, Im pretty up but I aint got no Visa I said, could you please, uh, help me? She said she was sorry but I think she was just
And I was kinda disgusted myself 'cause it had all come to this And I felt like a but goddamn it gets lonely When youre sitting in hotel room naked as a jaybird Down in in the middle of the night
So I called up an old friend to see how he was But he sounded like a robot and it was like I knew him So I said I had to go, then I take it any longer You know the to throw my naked body Out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn getting stronger
I to take a cold shower but I couldnt get my nerve up I just sat in that hotel room and to cut my own hair That was the idea that I had all day But goddamn, it gets down in F L O R I D A
I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird And just the hell does it look like and what the hell am I doing So I tried to a song about it but this is all I got You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she said she it a lot
Except the part about myself And the part about trying to find a wife She said, You have gone to sea world You might have had a better
I said, Honey, thanks for the input, for the advice But I that the only way Im ever going back to Orlando Is if I life twice
I dont want to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I want to get well And I dont want to be
I want to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, loved by