I was sitting naked in a Holiday Inn in Orlando And it was the of the last day of the year I didn't know who I was and I thought I mightve been Evan But if I was him then what the was I doing here
So I asked one simple question What I do with the rest of my life? If I I couldnt fail, I guess I'd get the hell out of Orlando And find me a rich and beautiful
'Cause I dont want to do a thing And I want to be And I want to get paid And I dont want to be
I dont want to do a thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone
So I called up the front to see if I could rent a porno They said you better a credit card I said, Honey, Im hard up but I aint got no Visa I said, Honey could you please, uh, me? She said she was sorry but I think she was just
And I was disgusted myself 'cause it had all come down to this And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it lonely When youre sitting in your hotel room naked as a Down in Orlando in the middle of the
So I called up an old to see how he was doing But he sounded like a and it was like I barely knew him So I said I had to go, then I couldnt take it any You know the desire to my naked body Out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting
I tried to a cold shower but I couldnt get my nerve up I just sat in that hotel and tried to cut my own hair That was the worst idea I had all day But goddamn, it gets down in F L O R I D A
Then I thought to myself just the hell was a jaybird And just what the hell does it like and what the hell am I doing So I tried to a song about it but this is all I got You know I sang it for girlfriend and she said she liked it a lot
the part about killing myself And the part about trying to find a wife She said, You should gone to sea world You have had a better time
I said, Honey, thanks for the input, thanks for the But I think that the only way Im ever going back to Is if I life twice
'Cause I want to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I want to get paid And I want to be hated
I dont want to do a damn lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone