I was sitting naked in a Holiday Inn down in And it was the morning of the last day of the I didn't know who I was and I thought I mightve been Evan But if I was him what the hell was I doing here
So I asked myself one simple What I do with the rest of my life? If I knew I fail, I guess I'd get the hell out of Orlando And find me a rich and wife
'Cause I dont to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I want to get well And I dont want to be
I dont want to do a damn lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, loved by
So I called up the front to see if I could rent a porno said you better have a credit card I said, Honey, Im pretty hard up but I got no Visa I said, Honey you please, uh, help me? She she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted
And I was kinda disgusted myself 'cause it had all come to this And I like a pervert but goddamn it gets lonely When youre sitting in your hotel room as a jaybird Down in Orlando in the of the night
So I up an old friend to see how he was doing But he sounded like a robot and it was I barely knew him So I said I had to go, then I take it any longer You know the to throw my naked body Out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn getting stronger
I tried to take a shower but I couldnt get my nerve up I just sat in that hotel and tried to cut my own hair was the worst idea that I had all day But goddamn, it gets lonely in F L O R I D A
I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird And just what the hell does it look like and the hell am I doing So I tried to write a song it but this is all I got You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she she liked it a lot
Except the part about killing And the part about trying to find a wife She said, You should have to sea world You might have had a time
I said, Honey, thanks for the input, for the advice But I think the only way Im ever going back to Orlando Is if I life twice
'Cause I want to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I want to get well And I dont to be hated
I dont to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, loved by