Luyện nghe bài hát Orlando

I was sitting naked in a Holiday Inn down in
And it was the morning of the last day of the
I know who I was and I thought I mightve been Evan Dando
But if I was him what the hell was I doing here

So I asked myself one question
What I do with the rest of my life?
If I knew I couldnt fail, I guess I'd get the hell out of
And find me a rich and wife

'Cause I dont want to do a damn
And I want to be
And I to get paid well
And I want to be hated

I dont want to do a damn
lie in the sun
And be loved, loved,
Loved, by everyone

So I called up the desk to see if I could rent a porno
They you better have a credit card
I said, Honey, Im hard up but I aint got no Visa
I said, Honey you please, uh, help me?
She said she was but I think she was just disgusted

And I was disgusted myself 'cause it had all come down to this
And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it lonely
When youre sitting in hotel room naked as a jaybird
Down in Orlando in the middle of the

So I up an old friend to see how he was doing
But he sounded like a and it was like I barely knew him
So I said I had to go, I couldnt take it any longer
You know the desire to throw my naked
Out the fifth floor of the Inn kept getting stronger

I tried to a cold shower but I couldnt get my nerve up
I just sat in that hotel room and to cut my own hair
That was the worst that I had all day
But goddamn, it gets down in F L O R I D A

I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird
And just what the hell does it look like and what the hell am I
So I tried to write a about it but this is all I got
You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she said she it a lot

Except the part killing myself
And the part trying to find a rich wife
She said, You should gone to sea world
You might have had a time

I said, Honey, thanks for the input, thanks for the
But I think that the only way Im ever going to Orlando
Is if I life twice

'Cause I dont want to do a damn
And I want to be
And I want to get paid
And I want to be hated

I dont want to do a damn
lie in the sun
And be loved, loved,
Loved, loved by