I was sitting naked in a Holiday Inn down in And it was the of the last day of the year I didn't know who I was and I thought I mightve Evan Dando But if I was him then what the was I doing here
So I asked myself one question What would I do with the of my life? If I knew I couldnt fail, I I'd get the hell out of Orlando And find me a rich and wife
'Cause I dont want to do a thing And I want to be And I want to get well And I dont to be hated
I want to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone
So I up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno said you better have a credit card I said, Honey, Im pretty hard up but I aint got no I said, Honey could you please, uh, me? She said she was but I think she was just disgusted
And I was kinda disgusted myself 'cause it had all come to this And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it lonely When youre sitting in your room naked as a jaybird in Orlando in the middle of the night
So I called up an old friend to see how he was But he sounded a robot and it was like I barely knew him So I said I had to go, then I take it any longer You the desire to throw my naked body Out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting
I tried to take a cold shower but I couldnt get my up I just sat in hotel room and tried to cut my own hair was the worst idea that I had all day But goddamn, it gets down in F L O R I D A
Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a And just what the hell does it look like and what the hell am I So I tried to write a about it but this is all I got You know I sang it for girlfriend and she said she liked it a lot
Except the about killing myself And the part about trying to a rich wife She said, You should gone to sea world You have had a better time
I said, Honey, for the input, thanks for the advice But I think the only way Im ever going back to Orlando Is if I live twice
'Cause I dont want to do a damn And I to be appreciated And I to get paid well And I dont to be hated
I dont want to do a thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, loved by