I was sitting naked in a Inn down in Orlando And it was the morning of the last day of the I didn't know who I was and I thought I mightve been Dando But if I was him then what the hell was I here
So I myself one simple question What would I do with the rest of my If I knew I couldnt fail, I guess I'd get the hell out of And find me a rich and beautiful
'Cause I dont want to do a damn And I to be appreciated And I want to get well And I want to be hated
I want to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, loved by
So I called up the front desk to see if I could a porno said you better have a credit card I said, Honey, Im pretty hard up but I aint got no I said, Honey could you please, uh, me? She said she was sorry but I think she was just
And I was kinda myself 'cause it had all come down to this And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it lonely When sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybird Down in in the middle of the night
So I called up an old friend to see how he was But he sounded a robot and it was like I barely knew him So I I had to go, then I couldnt take it any longer You know the desire to my naked body Out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting
I tried to take a cold but I couldnt get my nerve up I sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hair That was the idea that I had all day But goddamn, it gets lonely in F L O R I D A
Then I thought to myself just what the was a jaybird And just what the hell does it look and what the hell am I doing So I tried to a song about it but this is all I got You know I sang it for your and she said she liked it a lot
Except the part about killing And the part about trying to find a rich She said, You should have gone to sea You have had a better time
I said, Honey, for the input, thanks for the advice But I think that the only way Im ever back to Orlando Is if I live life
I dont want to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I to get paid well And I want to be hated
I dont to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone