I was sitting naked in a Holiday Inn in Orlando And it was the morning of the day of the year I didn't know who I was and I thought I mightve been Dando But if I was him then what the was I doing here
So I myself one simple question What would I do with the rest of my If I knew I fail, I guess I'd get the hell out of Orlando And find me a rich and wife
'Cause I dont want to do a damn And I to be appreciated And I to get paid well And I want to be hated
I want to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, loved by
So I up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno They said you better have a card I said, Honey, Im pretty hard up but I got no Visa I said, could you please, uh, help me? She said she was sorry but I she was just disgusted
And I was kinda disgusted myself 'cause it had all come down to And I felt a pervert but goddamn it gets lonely When youre sitting in hotel room naked as a jaybird Down in in the middle of the night
So I up an old friend to see how he was doing But he sounded like a robot and it was like I knew him So I said I had to go, then I couldnt take it any You know the desire to throw my naked Out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting
I tried to a cold shower but I couldnt get my nerve up I just sat in that hotel and tried to cut my own hair That was the idea that I had all day But goddamn, it gets lonely in F L O R I D A
Then I thought to myself just what the was a jaybird And just what the hell does it look and what the hell am I doing So I tried to write a song it but this is all I got You know I it for your girlfriend and she said she liked it a lot
Except the part killing myself And the part about trying to find a rich She said, You have gone to sea world You might had a better time
I said, Honey, thanks for the input, for the advice But I think that the only way Im ever going to Orlando Is if I life twice
'Cause I want to do a damn thing And I want to be And I want to get paid And I dont want to be
I dont to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone