I was sitting naked in a Holiday Inn down in And it was the morning of the day of the year I didn't who I was and I thought I mightve been Evan Dando But if I was him then what the hell was I doing
So I asked myself one question What would I do with the rest of my If I knew I couldnt fail, I I'd get the hell out of Orlando And me a rich and beautiful wife
'Cause I want to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I want to get paid And I dont want to be
I want to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone
So I called up the front desk to see if I rent a porno They said you better a credit card I said, Honey, Im hard up but I aint got no Visa I said, Honey could you please, uh, me? She said she was sorry but I think she was just
And I was kinda disgusted myself 'cause it had all come to this And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it lonely When youre sitting in your hotel room naked as a Down in Orlando in the middle of the
So I up an old friend to see how he was doing But he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely him So I said I had to go, then I couldnt it any longer You know the to throw my naked body Out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting
I tried to a cold shower but I couldnt get my nerve up I just sat in hotel room and tried to cut my own hair That was the worst that I had all day But goddamn, it lonely down in F L O R I D A
Then I to myself just what the hell was a jaybird And just what the hell does it look like and what the am I doing So I tried to a song about it but this is all I got You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she she liked it a lot
the part about killing myself And the about trying to find a rich wife She said, You have gone to sea world You have had a better time
I said, Honey, for the input, thanks for the advice But I think the only way Im ever going back to Orlando Is if I life twice
'Cause I dont to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I want to get well And I dont want to be
I want to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, loved by