I was sitting in a Holiday Inn down in Orlando And it was the of the last day of the year I didn't know who I was and I thought I been Evan Dando But if I was him what the hell was I doing here
So I asked myself one question would I do with the rest of my life? If I knew I couldnt fail, I guess I'd get the hell out of And find me a and beautiful wife
'Cause I dont want to do a damn And I want to be And I want to get well And I dont to be hated
I want to do a damn thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone
So I called up the front desk to see if I rent a porno said you better have a credit card I said, Honey, Im pretty up but I aint got no Visa I said, Honey you please, uh, help me? She said she was sorry but I think she was disgusted
And I was kinda disgusted myself 'cause it had all come down to And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets When youre sitting in your room naked as a jaybird Down in in the middle of the night
So I up an old friend to see how he was doing But he sounded like a and it was like I barely knew him So I said I had to go, then I couldnt take it any You know the desire to my naked body Out the floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger
I tried to take a shower but I couldnt get my nerve up I just sat in that hotel and tried to cut my own hair That was the idea that I had all day But goddamn, it lonely down in F L O R I D A
Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a And just what the hell does it look like and what the hell am I So I tried to write a song it but this is all I got You I sang it for your girlfriend and she said she liked it a lot
Except the part about killing And the part about to find a rich wife She said, You have gone to sea world You have had a better time
I said, Honey, thanks for the input, thanks for the But I think that the only way Im ever going to Orlando Is if I live life
'Cause I dont to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I want to get paid And I dont want to be
I dont want to do a thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone