One Two, One Two

One two, one two, one two, one two
One two, one two, one two, one two
One two, one two, one two, one two

I just step and I rap, rap, move and you clap, clap
Dance and wiggle, and little feets go tap, tap
Over and switch, switch, change my pitch, pitch
You can get down, down, rock with my sound, sound

As I rock freak a rhyme, blow up the town, town
MC's in the back, Double Trouble can learn, learn
As I start to burn, burn, MC's wait your turn, turn
Look at me black, black, don't come to me wack, wack

I chew 'em like gum, eat your crew like a Snack Pack
Walk and I flex, flex, check and I stop, stop
Beat 'em on down, down, suckers I rock, rock
Cling on, swing on, walk and you step, step

Pick up your pep, pep, build up my rep, rep
Move and get smacked, smacked
I'm tellin' you black, black
I told you again, I'm clockin' fat knots

("I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk", Cypress Hill)
One two, one two, one two, one two
One two, one two, one two, one two
("I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk")
One two, one two, one two, one two

Continue I flow, flow, not stiff and I blow, blow
X'll get raw, raw, and travel on tour, tour
MC's they get crushed, crushed, stomped in the dust, dust
Mack-10 Tec, every rhyme goes bust, bust

Out on the west, west, facing your chest, chest
Let me go rock, rock, people just clock, clock
Girls they wet, damp panties and jock, jock
Move and I swing, swing, to Riker's and sing, sing

Knock on your brain, picture bell go ding, ding
MC's that flow, flow, I think they all so, so
Like G.I., G.I., kiddie toy named Joe, Joe
Rappers are doodoo, doodoo, deep as a voodoo, voodoo
Come and don't play, play, watch what I say, say
Pick up your mic, I'm clockin' fat knots

("I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk")
One two, one two, one two, one two
One two, one two, one two, one two

X'll get wreck, wreck, breakin' your neck, neck
Your brain is the seed, like a bird I go peck, peck
Don't call me no Jeff, Jeff, Keith no Sweat, Sweat
You can be dog, dog, cat and my pet, pet

As I go woo, woo, yo B, I'm so smooth, smooth
Rhymin like Wild Bill, strong and I feel, feel
Suckers ain't jack, jack, jumpin on Zapp, Zapp
Thinkin they funk, funk, soft and they punk, punk

Like they in jail, jail, soft and they swing soft
But I gotta dip dip, you stay off my tip, tip
(Why?)
Inside Hermin's head, I'm clockin' fat knots

("I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk")
One two one two
One two, one two, one two, one two

("I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk")
One two, one two, one two, one two
One two, one two, one two, one two

("I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk")
One two, one two, one two, one two
One two, one two, one two, one two

"I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk"
"I'm the freaker, the one who freaks the funk"