Introduction to the Funk

INTRODUCING MC WASTEMAN OR CALL ME DEVIL

am not a good mc, but am good at rhyming
every word has a special timing
put notes down and the underlining
bare gunshots i started firing
at ur mum ,she started crying
u cant mc so stop trying

look at all dem scars on ur skin
u dont wanna get dashed in the bin
get left with a bruised up chin
if u clash me i will win

i can put a garantee
that if u beef me
it'll be world war 3
i got a whole army
waitin by the tree
they got ur house key
they got it for free
cause am truly
the only
O.G.

dont say no threats
i'll make u clean creps
on ur own doorsteps
am talkin to the skets
with no big decks
making bare fake cheques
making bare fake bets
in ma casino
i wear machino
at ur party
i wear versachy

i had plastic surgery
i looked like mercury
covered ma face with burbery
started working at siansbury

listen to this song
am skiny but strong
dont get me wrong
beef will be long
how about we clashed
ur girl got lashed
ur face got smashed
ur house got trashed
ur mum got dashed
ur money got stashed
and ur car got mashed

ur mum is a cow
she was like pow
shes getting lashed now
i dont know how
am like wow

dont bring ur crew for a war
they'll end up all getting bor
i can bet u a shiny score
lets beef at da one pound store
fuk the beef les go hardcore
i'll draw for da bedroom door
or draw for the ugly claw
for sure