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I'm 19 years old, I'm a comedian
I hate that term, "young comedian", you
I "prodigy"
And people, they me as a comic
You know, is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an artist
And I don't do shows, I do one man shows
And been doing them, uh
was actually my first one man show
It was a show about Jews in Nazi Germany Under the Floor Boards
do a scene from that, uh, right now
No no no
Watch and judge
This is a scene from Under the Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a called The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene from that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene from that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you want them to grow up without a father, is what you want, Mike?! Mi-
listen to me, I'm your friend
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic predator called The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're with The Elephant Man
I did a piece based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks he says "man")
Oh, also as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
do a monologue from that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of like a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. Doesn't matter, I'm

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I got a Danza nomination for that, it was
after the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Getting Molested, so if we could blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible noises a la Peanuts cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, bring the up

2007, I did a piece called The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial piece because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear
'Cause I feel as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to any story, and uh
It was a piece called Whiplashes and this was the scene
It is hard, raw art, so if adverse to that, you might want to look away
But is, um, the climactic scene from Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll have to to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the last year before the I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, it's a very emotional piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I down
But this is a, uh, a scene it and the piece was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't afford to you anymore, I just
I can't, too
Please don't make harder than it has to be, I
I hate you, is that what you to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
It's not me
My dog Mexicans too"