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I'm 19 old, I'm a young comedian
I hate that term, "young comedian", you
I "prodigy"
And people, they pigeonhole me as a
You know, which is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an
And I don't do shows, I do one man shows
And been doing them, uh
1998 was actually my first one man
It was a show about in Nazi Germany called Under the Floor Boards
I'll do a from that, uh, right now
No no no
Watch and then
This is a scene from Under the Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene from that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene from that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you want them to grow up without a father, is what you want, Mike?! Mi-
Please listen to me, I'm your
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic sexual predator called The of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if familiar with The Elephant Man
I did a piece based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks when he "man")
Oh, known as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
I'll do a from that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of look a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. matter, I'm lying

2004, I did a piece Smagol, from Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I actually got a nomination for that, it was
after the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Brown Molested, so if we could blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible noises a la Peanuts cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, bring the up

2007, I did a piece called The Wife, I'll do a scene from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a piece because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up
'Cause I as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to tell any story, and uh
It was a piece called Whiplashes and this was the climactic
It is hard, raw art, so if adverse to that, you might want to look away
But this is, um, the climactic scene Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll have to to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the last year before the piece I'm doing
I did a piece called, it's a very piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I break down
But this is a, uh, a scene from it and the was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't afford to you anymore, I just
I can't, too
don't make this harder than it has to be, I
I you, is that what you need to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
It's not me
My dog Mexicans too"