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I'm 19 years old, I'm a young
I hate that term, "young comedian", you
I "prodigy"
And people, they me as a comic
You know, which is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an
And I don't do comedy shows, I do one man
And I've doing them, uh
was actually my first one man show
It was a show about Jews in Nazi Germany Under the Floor Boards
do a scene from that, uh, right now
No no no
Watch and then
This is a scene from Under the Floor
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show called The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene from
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about kids, do you want them to grow up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
Please listen to me, I'm your
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic sexual predator The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're familiar The Elephant Man
I did a piece based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice when he says "man")
Oh, also known as Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
I'll do a monologue that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of like a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. matter, I'm lying

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, from Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I got a Danza nomination for that, it was
Right the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Getting Molested, so if we could blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible noises a la Peanuts cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, the lights up

2007, I did a piece called The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a piece because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up
'Cause I feel as, you know, an I'm qualified to tell any story, and uh
It was a piece called and this was the climactic scene
It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you might want to away
But this is, um, the climactic scene from Whiplashes and I you enjoy it
"You'll to answer to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the last before the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, it's a very emotional piece, it a lot to me so forgive me if I break down
But is a, uh, a scene from it and the piece was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't afford to keep you anymore, I
I can't, too
don't make this harder than it has to be, I
I hate you, is that what you need to from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
not just me
My dog Mexicans too"