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I'm 19 years old, I'm a comedian
I hate term, "young comedian", you know
I "prodigy"
And people, they me as a comic
You know, which is so disingenuous I'm not a comic, I'm an artist
And I don't do comedy shows, I do one man
And I've doing them, uh
1998 was actually my first one man
It was a show about Jews in Nazi Germany Under the Floor Boards
do a scene from that, uh, right now
No no no
Watch and then
This is a from Under the Floor Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show called The Orgasm, I'll do a scene from that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene from
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you want them to up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
listen to me, I'm your friend
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did John The Grapes of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a story an intergalactic sexual predator called The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're familiar with The Man
I did a piece based off called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks when he says "man")
Oh, also as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
I'll do a monologue that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For listening on the CD, I kind of look like a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. Doesn't matter, I'm

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, from Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I actually got a nomination for that, it was
Right after the

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible noises a la Peanuts cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, the lights up

2007, I did a piece called The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a scene that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up
'Cause I as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to tell any story, and uh
It was a called Whiplashes and this was the climactic scene
It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you might want to away
But this is, um, the climactic from Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll to answer to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the year before the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, it's a emotional piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I break down
But this is a, uh, a from it and the piece was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't to keep you anymore, I just
I can't, too
Please don't make this harder it has to be, I
I you, is that what you need to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
not just me
My dog Mexicans too"