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I'm 19 old, I'm a young comedian
I that term, "young comedian", you know
I "prodigy"
And people, they pigeonhole me as a
You know, is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an artist
And I don't do shows, I do one man shows
And been doing them, uh
was actually my first one man show
It was a show about Jews in Germany called Under the Floor Boards
I'll do a scene from that, uh, now
No no no
Watch and judge
This is a scene from Under the Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene from that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a from that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you want them to grow up without a father, is that you want, Mike?! Mi-
Please to me, I'm your friend
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did John Steinbeck's The Grapes of
Except I adapted it a story about an intergalactic sexual predator called The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're familiar with The Man
I did a piece based off that called Man (Voice cracks when he says "man")
Oh, also known as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for who hit puberty
And I uh
do a monologue from that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of like a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. matter, I'm lying

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I actually got a Danza for that, it was
Right the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we could blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible noises a la Peanuts cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, the lights up

2007, I did a piece The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a scene from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up
'Cause I as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to tell any story, and uh
It was a piece called Whiplashes and was the climactic scene
It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you want to look away
But this is, um, the scene from Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll have to to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the year before the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, it's a very emotional piece, it means a lot to me so me if I break down
But this is a, uh, a from it and the piece was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't to keep you anymore, I just
I can't, too
Please don't make this harder it has to be, I
I hate you, is what you need to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
It's not me
My dog Mexicans too"