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I'm 19 years old, I'm a comedian
I hate term, "young comedian", you know
I "prodigy"
And people, they me as a comic
You know, which is so 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an artist
And I do comedy shows, I do one man shows
And I've been them, uh
1998 was my first one man show
It was a show about Jews in Nazi Germany called Under the Boards
I'll do a scene from that, uh, now
No no no
Watch and judge
This is a scene from Under the Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a called The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene from that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you them to grow up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
Please listen to me, I'm your
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did John The Grapes of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic predator called The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're familiar The Elephant Man
I did a piece based off called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks when he says "man")
Oh, also as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
I'll do a monologue from right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of look like a

2003, 4? 3. matter, I'm lying

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I actually got a Danza for that, it was
Right after the

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we could blackout now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible trombone noises a la cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, the lights up

2007, I did a piece The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a scene from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial piece because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't make-up
'Cause I feel as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to any story, and uh
It was a piece called Whiplashes and this was the climactic
It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you want to look away
But is, um, the climactic scene from Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll to answer to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, is the last year before the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, a very emotional piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I break down
But this is a, uh, a scene from it and the was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I afford to keep you anymore, I just
I can't, too
Please don't this harder than it has to be, I
I you, is that what you need to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
not just me
My dog Mexicans too"