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I'm 19 years old, I'm a comedian
I that term, "young comedian", you know
I "prodigy"
And people, they me as a comic
You know, which is so 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an artist
And I do comedy shows, I do one man shows
And been doing them, uh
1998 was my first one man show
It was a show about Jews in Germany called Under the Floor Boards
I'll do a scene that, uh, right now
No no no
and then judge
This is a from Under the Floor Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show called The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a from that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you them to grow up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
Please listen to me, I'm your
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did John The Grapes of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a about an intergalactic sexual predator called The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're familiar with The Man
I did a based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks when he says "man")
Oh, known as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
I'll do a monologue that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of look like a

2003, 4? 3. Doesn't matter, I'm

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, from Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I actually got a Danza for that, it was
Right the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we could right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible trombone noises a la cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, bring the up

2007, I did a called The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a scene from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up
'Cause I as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to tell any story, and uh
It was a piece called Whiplashes and this was the climactic
It is hard, raw art, so if adverse to that, you might want to look away
But this is, um, the climactic scene from and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll to answer to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the last year before the piece I'm doing
I did a piece called, it's a very emotional piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I break
But this is a, uh, a scene from it and the piece was A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't afford to you anymore, I just
I can't, too
don't make this harder than it has to be, I
I hate you, is that what you need to from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
It's not me
My dog Mexicans too"