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I'm 19 years old, I'm a young
I hate that term, "young comedian", you
I "prodigy"
And people, pigeonhole me as a comic
You know, which is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an
And I don't do shows, I do one man shows
And been doing them, uh
1998 was my first one man show
It was a show about Jews in Nazi called Under the Floor Boards
do a scene from that, uh, right now
No no no
Watch and then
is a scene from Under the Floor Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show called The Orgasm, I'll do a scene from that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think your kids, do you want them to grow up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
listen to me, I'm your friend
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did John The Grapes of Wrath
I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic sexual predator called The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if familiar with The Elephant Man
I did a piece based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks he says "man")
Oh, also known as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit
And I uh
do a monologue from that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those on the CD, I kind of look like a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. Doesn't matter, I'm

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, from Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I actually got a nomination for that, it was
after the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Brown Getting Molested, so if we could blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible trombone a la Peanuts cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, the lights up

2007, I did a piece called The Juggler's Wife, do a scene from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial piece I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up
'Cause I feel as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to any story, and uh
It was a piece called and this was the climactic scene
It is hard, raw art, so if you're to that, you might want to look away
But this is, um, the scene from Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll have to to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the year before the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, a very emotional piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I break down
But this is a, uh, a scene from it and the piece was A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't afford to keep you anymore, I
I can't, too
don't make this harder than it has to be, I
I hate you, is that what you to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
not just me
My dog hates too"