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I'm 19 years old, I'm a young
I that term, "young comedian", you know
I "prodigy"
And people, pigeonhole me as a comic
You know, which is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an
And I don't do comedy shows, I do one man
And I've been them, uh
1998 was actually my one man show
It was a show about Jews in Nazi called Under the Floor Boards
I'll do a from that, uh, right now
No no no
and then judge
This is a scene from the Floor Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show called The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene from
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene from that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you them to grow up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
listen to me, I'm your friend
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic sexual predator called The of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're familiar with The Man
I did a piece based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks he says "man")
Oh, known as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
I'll do a monologue from that now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I of look like a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. matter, I'm lying

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, from of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I got a Danza nomination for that, it was
Right the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we could blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible noises a la Peanuts cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, bring the up

2007, I did a called The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a scene from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial piece because I played a in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up
'Cause I as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to tell any story, and uh
It was a piece Whiplashes and this was the climactic scene
It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you might want to look
But this is, um, the climactic scene from Whiplashes and I hope you it
"You'll to answer to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the year before the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, it's a very emotional piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I down
But this is a, uh, a scene it and the piece was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't to keep you anymore, I just
I can't, too
Please don't make this harder it has to be, I
I hate you, is that you need to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
not just me
My dog hates too"