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I'm 19 old, I'm a young comedian
I hate that term, "young comedian", you
I "prodigy"
And people, they me as a comic
You know, is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an artist
And I don't do shows, I do one man shows
And I've doing them, uh
1998 was actually my one man show
It was a show about Jews in Nazi Germany called Under the Floor
I'll do a scene from that, uh, now
No no no
and then judge
This is a from Under the Floor Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene from that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a from that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about your kids, do you want them to up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
Please listen to me, I'm friend
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did John Steinbeck's The of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic sexual predator called The of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're familiar The Elephant Man
I did a piece based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks he says "man")
Oh, known as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty
And I uh
I'll do a from that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of look a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. matter, I'm lying

2004, I did a piece called Smagol, from Lord of the Rings, Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I actually got a nomination for that, it was
Right the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible trombone noises a la cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, bring the up

2007, I did a piece The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a scene from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial piece because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I wear make-up
'Cause I feel as, you know, an artist I'm to tell any story, and uh
It was a piece Whiplashes and this was the climactic scene
It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you might want to look
But this is, um, the climactic scene Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll to answer to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, is the last year before the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, a very emotional piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I break down
But this is a, uh, a scene from it and the was called A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't afford to keep you anymore, I
I can't, too
Please don't this harder than it has to be, I
I hate you, is that what you to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
It's not me
My dog hates too"