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I'm 19 years old, I'm a young
I hate term, "young comedian", you know
I "prodigy"
And people, they me as a comic
You know, which is so disingenuous I'm not a comic, I'm an artist
And I don't do comedy shows, I do one man
And been doing them, uh
1998 was my first one man show
It was a show about Jews in Nazi Germany Under the Floor Boards
I'll do a scene that, uh, right now
No no no
Watch and judge
This is a scene from the Floor Boards
"Hey, shh"

And '99
'99, I did a show called The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a from that
(Moaning)
(Sobbing)

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, do a scene from that
"Mike
Mike, off the ledge, Mike, th-
Mike, think about kids, do you want them to grow up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi-
listen to me, I'm your friend
No, Mike, jump!
No, Mike, no!
(Slide down)
(Slide up)
"He's saved"

2001, I did John The Grapes of Wrath
Except I adapted it into a story about an sexual predator called The Rapes of Grath

2002, I did a piece, if you're with The Elephant Man
I did a piece based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks when he "man")
Oh, also known as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for who hit puberty
And I uh
do a monologue from that right now
(Silence)
(Laughter)
For those listening on the CD, I kind of look a bulldog

2003, 4? 3. matter, I'm lying

2004, I did a called Smagol, from Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that
(Moaning as Smagol)
"Precious"
I actually got a Danza for that, it was
Right the Tony's

2000, uh, 5
2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we could blackout right now
"Hello?
Is here?"
(Unintelligible noises a la Peanuts cartoon)
"What the are you doing?! Let go of me!"
(Unintelligible noises)
"Good grief"

So, 2000, uh, bring the up

2007, I did a piece called The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a from that
"Please
JUGGLING!"

2008, I did a
Bit of a controversial piece because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I wear make-up
'Cause I feel as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to any story, and uh
It was a called Whiplashes and this was the climactic scene
It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you might want to look
But this is, um, the climactic from Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it
"You'll to answer to God for this"
(Whip crack)
"Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
...You're a dick"

And then, uh,
...9, which is the last year the piece I'm doing currently
I did a piece called, it's a very piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I break down
But this is a, uh, a scene from it and the piece was A Boy and His Dog
"Get out of here,
Go, I can't afford to keep you anymore, I
I can't, too
Please make this harder than it has to be, I
I you, is that what you need to hear from me?
Alright, I you
I you!
not just me
My dog hates too"