One Hundred Things You Should Have Done In Bed

I haven't left here yet but I'm trying
I'm still tied to the bed, can you come here?
When you come, could you please bring a knife
And cut me down?
'Cause she is larger than life and I'm frightened

A 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them
A 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try

At least the dog has a smile on its face most of the time
I'm drained and I'm dry and I'm sore, it's not that bad
If she could be here all the time, it would kill me
I think I've been broken in two and I can't scream

A 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them
A 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them