Luyện nghe bài hát One Hundred Easy Ways

The first way to a man
met a charming fellow and you're out for a spin
The motor fails and he just wears a grin
Don't bat your eyes and say, "What a spot we're in?"

leap out, crawl under the car
Say it's the gasket and fix it in two flat with a bobby pin
That's a way to lose a man

He takes you to a game
You sit knee to
He says, "The man up to bat will bunt, you'll see"
Don't say, "Ooh, a bunt? This game's too hard for little old me"

Just say, "Bunt? Are you nuts? With no outs, two men on
And a left-handed batter coming up, he'll walk right into a play
like it happened in the fifth game of the world series in 1923"
That's a sure way to a man

A sure, sure, sure, sure way to a man
A splendid way to a man
Just throw knowledge in his face
He'll never try for base, ninety-eight ways to go

The third way to a man, the life-guard at the beach
That all the adore, swims bravely out
To save you through the ocean's roar, say, "Oh, thanks
I would have drowned in one second more"

push his head under and yell
"Last one in is a egg", and race him back to shore
That's a way to lose a man

You've found your perfect mate and it's love from the start
He whispers,"You're the one to who I my heart"
say, "I love you too, my dear, let's never, never part"

Just say,"I'm afraid you've a grammatical error
It's not 'to' who I give my heart', it's 'to I give my heart'
You see with the preposition 'to,' 'who' becomes the indirect
Making the use of 'whom' which I can prove to you
With this very chart
That's a way to lose a man

A fine, fine, fine, way to lose a man
A dandy way to a man
be more well-informed as he
You'll never hear "Oh, me"

Just him where his grammar errs
mark your towels 'hers' and 'hers'
Yes, girls, you too can your man
If you will use Sherwood's plan
One hundred easy ways to a man