I like how you turn the intercom up Like all that background noise Then the beat comes in, that's smooth man Fuck studios, just happen to be here, aight,
Yo, he woke up in a daze, back Breath smellin' like liquor, dick like sex Head throbbin' like the bass from the club last No idea how he left, needless to say,
As he looked around the that he never been in Candles all around the bed, quite feminine naked with his kicks on Breakaway jeans, drawers and were all on the bedroom floor
He heard singin' from the from the bathroom door Sounded like Melvin but he couldn't be sure She had a ass voice but she was so off key 'member how she looked, couldn't wait to see
Hopin' that it was the girl, third of the club The one that let him grab her ass they twisted the dub Or perhaps it was the dime the guest list line Either one and several others suited him fine
the bed to the bathroom, a voice said come in Gradually now, he starts to Peeped through the shower curtain like bachelor three Pleasantly to see that it was the bartender
And tender was the word She had a body a cello with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd Long neck, smooth skin, pretty face, nipples Eyes than hips, full lips between dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He said he didn't She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really remember what went down last night She told him, off your shoes, we can replay the highlights"
out the shower in a daze, legs achin' Breath short from the [Incomprehensible], wrapped in a hat Wide open 'cuz it was the last a twelve-pack Spit four in the shower his tire went flat
She he was all that, she said, "I don't have to work today Take a nap so we can do it again" No sooner than she said it, keys jingled, door He said, "Please baby, please let it be your boyfriend
For the love of basketball, mademoiselle, I ain't Smalls, I don't even want a story to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but then a walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
Time stood still as he thought to This reminds me of a beer back in the day too young to be her mother, so he asked How you doin'? you care to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this ring on my That's my wife you was fuckin' My name ain't Ronald [Incomprehensible], try to play me out" She reached in her purse for the pearl handle He splashed her in the face with the wax the candle
The 'tender ran back the bathroom, screamin' Slipped on the condom wrapper, her pretty little neck The wife pulled a gun on the dude Famous last words, "I ain't you no disrespect!"
Wow! That was Yo J, was cool and all But what's up with the ending, man? Is it possible for it to end a little pleasant?
What if the story woulda like this? kick it again but only with a slight twist It one for the griot, two for da gods Three to the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, check it out
Time stood still as he thought to This reminds me of a beer back in the day too young to be her mother, would you care to join in? She was butt naked her coat
He was amazed at the second wind in Thinkin' the fact that he almost didn't go to the club Woulda been if he missed out on the greatest love of his life Imagine if he stayed with his wife?
'Cuz two Yo her body made the 'tender look a fender bender The three of them together turned the bed to a He left like five hours with a permanent [Incomprehensible] And feels he will remember
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid quite that That just don't happen, like a porno or somethin' And about his wife? She didn't even say nothin'? She didn't him?
What if the story ended like this? I'ma it again but only with a slight twist It goes one for the griot, two for da Three to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, it out
stood still as he thought to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he asked, how you She said, "Eww! It smells somebody been screwin'
I hope it wasn't then she started laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was at the joint with a fucked-up smile She said, "I can come back if you gon' be for a while
"But me and you and my roommate too What I'm 'bout to say might be a little snafu in your plans Put it like this, she to be a dude!" Yeah, that for a plot twist?
He asked the 'tender, was it She said, "Shit, I told you last night, my man, I you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For real? Uh uh, man sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out