I like how you turn the intercom up Like all that little background the beat comes in, that's real smooth man Fuck studios, happen to be here, aight, whatever
Yo, he up in a daze, back achin' Breath smellin' like liquor, dick like sex Head throbbin' like the bass from the last night No how he left, needless to say, perplexed
As he looked around the room that he been in all around the bed, sheets quite feminine Buck naked with his on Breakaway jeans, and sweater were all on the bedroom floor
He heard singin' from the shower from the door like Melvin Moore but he couldn't be sure She had a ass voice but she was so off key Couldn't 'member how she looked, wait to see
Hopin' that it was the girl, third of the club The one that let him grab her ass they twisted the dub Or perhaps it was the dime from the guest line Either one and several others would've him fine
From the bed to the bathroom, a voice come in Gradually now, he starts to through the shower curtain like bachelor number three Pleasantly surprised to see that it was the
And was the operative word She had a body like a with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd Long neck, skin, pretty face, kooky nipples Eyes wider than hips, lips between dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He said he know She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really can't what went down last night She him, Take off your shoes, we can replay the highlights"
Stepped out the shower in a daze, legs Breath short from the [Incomprehensible], wrapped in a hat Wide open 'cuz it was the from a twelve-pack four in the shower till his tire went flat
She he was all that, she said, "I don't have to work today Take a nap so we can do it again" No than she said it, keys jingled, door slammed He said, "Please baby, please let it be your boyfriend
For the love of basketball, mademoiselle, I ain't Biggie Smalls, I don't even a story to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but then a walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
Time stood as he thought to himself This me of a beer commercial back in the day too young to be her mother, so he asked How you doin'? Would you to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this ring on my finger? That's my you was fuckin' My name Ronald [Incomprehensible], don't try to play me out" She in her purse for the little pearl handle He splashed her in the face with the wax from the
The 'tender ran back the bathroom, screamin' on the condom wrapper, broke her pretty little neck The wife pulled a gun on the dude Famous last words, "I ain't you no disrespect!"
Wow! That was Yo J, was cool and all But what's up with the violent ending, Is it possible for it to end a bitmore pleasant?
What if the story woulda like this? kick it again but only with a slight twist It one for the griot, two for da gods Three to flip the script, it ain't that hard, check it out
Time stood as he thought to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day too young to be her mother, would you care to join in? She was naked under her coat
He was at the second wind kickin' in Thinkin' 'bout the fact that he almost go to the club Woulda been if he missed out on the greatest love of his life Imagine if he home with his wife?
'Cuz two Yo her body made the 'tender like a fender bender The three of them turned the bed to a blender He left like hours later with a permanent [Incomprehensible] And feels he ever remember
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid quite like That just happen, that's like a porno or somethin' And about his wife? She didn't even say nothin'? She didn't page
What if the story ended like this? I'ma kick it but only with a slight twist It goes one for the griot, two for da Three to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, it out
Time stood still as he thought to This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he asked, how you She said, "Eww! It smells like somebody screwin'
I hope it wasn't y'all then she started He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was starin' at the with a fucked-up smile She said, "I can back if you gon' be here for a while
"But me and you and my roommate too What I'm 'bout to say might be a little snafu in your plans Put it this, she used to be a dude!" Yeah, how's for a plot twist?
He asked the 'tender, was it She said, "Shit, I told you last night, my man, I you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For Uh uh, man you're sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out