I how when you turn the intercom up Like all little background noise Then the beat comes in, that's real man Fuck studios, happen to be here, aight, whatever
Yo, he up in a daze, back achin' smellin' like liquor, dick smellin' like sex Head throbbin' like the from the club last night No how he left, needless to say, perplexed
As he around the room that he never been in Candles all around the bed, sheets quite Buck naked with his on Breakaway jeans, drawers and sweater were all on the floor
He heard singin' from the from the bathroom door Sounded like Melvin but he couldn't be sure She had a ass voice but she was so off key 'member how she looked, couldn't wait to see
Hopin' it was the girl, third floor of the club The one that let him grab her ass when twisted the dub Or perhaps it was the dime from the guest list Either one and others would've suited him fine
From the bed to the bathroom, a voice come in Gradually now, he starts to Peeped through the curtain like bachelor number three Pleasantly to see that it was the bartender
And tender was the operative She had a body like a cello legs, I mean, the ass was absurd neck, smooth skin, pretty face, kooky nipples Eyes wider than hips, full between dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He said he didn't She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really remember what went down last night She told him, off your shoes, we can replay the highlights"
Stepped out the shower in a daze, achin' Breath short from the [Incomprehensible], dick in a hat Wide open 'cuz it was the last from a Spit in the shower till his tire went flat
She he was all that, she said, "I don't have to work today Take a nap so we can do it again" No sooner than she it, keys jingled, door slammed He said, "Please baby, please don't let it be boyfriend
For the love of basketball, mademoiselle, I ain't Biggie Smalls, I even want a story to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but then a girl in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
Time stood still as he to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day too young to be her mother, so he asked How you doin'? you care to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this ring on my finger? my wife you was fuckin' My name ain't Ronald [Incomprehensible], try to play me out" She reached in her purse for the little handle He splashed her in the with the wax from the candle
The 'tender ran back the bathroom, screamin' Slipped on the condom wrapper, broke her pretty neck The burnt-face pulled a gun on the dude Famous last words, "I mean you no disrespect!"
Wow! That was Yo J, was cool and all But up with the violent ending, man? Is it possible for it to end a bitmore pleasant?
if the story woulda ended like this? I'ma kick it again but only with a twist It goes one for the griot, two for da to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, check it out
Time stood still as he thought to This me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, would you care to in? She was butt naked her coat
He was amazed at the second kickin' in Thinkin' 'bout the that he almost didn't go to the club Woulda been if he missed out on the greatest love of his life Imagine if he stayed with his wife?
'Cuz two Yo her body made the look like a fender bender The three of them together turned the bed to a He left like hours later with a permanent [Incomprehensible] And feels he will remember
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid quite that That don't happen, that's like a porno or somethin' And about his wife? She didn't even say nothin'? She didn't page
What if the story woulda like this? I'ma kick it again but only with a twist It one for the griot, two for da gods to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, check it out
Time stood still as he thought to This reminds me of a beer back in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he asked, how you She said, "Eww! It smells somebody been screwin'
I hope it y'all then she started laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was starin' at the with a fucked-up smile She said, "I can come back if you gon' be here for a
"But between me and you and my too What I'm 'bout to say might just be a snafu in your plans Put it like this, she to be a dude!" Yeah, that for a plot twist?
He the 'tender, was it true? She said, "Shit, I told you night, my man, I thought you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For Uh uh, man you're sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out