I like how when you the intercom up all that little background noise Then the beat comes in, that's smooth man Fuck studios, just happen to be here, aight,
Yo, he up in a daze, back achin' Breath smellin' like liquor, dick like sex Head throbbin' like the from the club last night No how he left, needless to say, perplexed
As he looked around the room that he never in Candles all the bed, sheets quite feminine naked with his kicks on Breakaway jeans, drawers and sweater were all on the floor
He heard singin' the shower from the bathroom door like Melvin Moore but he couldn't be sure She had a sexy ass but she was so off key Couldn't how she looked, couldn't wait to see
Hopin' that it was the girl, third of the club The one that let him her ass when they twisted the dub Or perhaps it was the dime from the guest line Either one and several would've suited him fine
the bed to the bathroom, a voice said come in Gradually now, he to remember Peeped through the shower like bachelor number three surprised to see that it was the bartender
And tender was the operative She had a body like a with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd neck, smooth skin, pretty face, kooky nipples Eyes than hips, full lips between dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He said he know She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really can't remember went down last night She told him, Take off shoes, we can replay the highlights"
Stepped out the shower in a daze, achin' Breath short the [Incomprehensible], dick wrapped in a hat Wide 'cuz it was the last from a twelve-pack Spit four in the shower till his tire flat
She thought he was all that, she said, "I don't have to work a little nap so we can do it again" No than she said it, keys jingled, door slammed He said, "Please baby, please let it be your boyfriend
For the of basketball, mademoiselle, look I ain't Biggie Smalls, I don't even want a to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but a girl walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
Time stood as he thought to himself reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he How you doin'? you care to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this ring on my finger? That's my wife you was My name Ronald [Incomprehensible], don't try to play me out" She reached in her purse for the little pearl He splashed her in the face with the wax the candle
The 'tender ran into the bathroom, screamin' on the condom wrapper, broke her pretty little neck The burnt-face wife a gun on the dude Famous last words, "I ain't you no disrespect!"
Wow! That was Yo J, was cool and all But what's up with the violent ending, Is it for it to end a little bitmore pleasant?
if the story woulda ended like this? I'ma kick it but only with a slight twist It goes one for the griot, two for da Three to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, it out
Time stood as he thought to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day She's too to be her mother, would you care to join in? She was butt naked her coat
He was amazed at the wind kickin' in Thinkin' 'bout the fact that he didn't go to the club Woulda been if he missed out on the greatest love of his life Imagine if he stayed home with his
'Cuz two Yo her body made the 'tender like a fender bender The three of together turned the bed to a blender He left like five later with a permanent [Incomprehensible] And feels he will ever
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid like that That just don't happen, that's a porno or somethin' And about his wife? She didn't even say nothin'? She didn't him?
What if the story woulda ended this? kick it again but only with a slight twist It one for the griot, two for da gods Three to flip the script, 'cuz it that hard, check it out
Time stood as he thought to himself reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he asked, how you She said, "Eww! It smells like somebody been
I hope it wasn't then she started laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was starin' at the with a fucked-up smile She said, "I can come back if you be here for a while
"But between me and you and my too I'm 'bout to say might just be a little snafu in your plans Put it like this, she to be a dude!" Yeah, how's for a plot twist?
He the 'tender, was it true? She said, "Shit, I told you night, my man, I thought you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For real? Uh uh, man sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out