I like how you turn the intercom up all that little background noise Then the beat in, that's real smooth man Fuck studios, just happen to be here, aight,
Yo, he woke up in a daze, achin' Breath like liquor, dick smellin' like sex Head throbbin' like the bass from the last night No idea how he left, to say, perplexed
As he looked around the room that he been in Candles all around the bed, sheets feminine naked with his kicks on Breakaway jeans, drawers and were all on the bedroom floor
He heard singin' from the from the bathroom door Sounded like Moore but he couldn't be sure She had a sexy ass but she was so off key Couldn't how she looked, couldn't wait to see
Hopin' it was the girl, third floor of the club The one that let him grab her ass they twisted the dub Or perhaps it was the from the guest list line one and several others would've suited him fine
From the bed to the bathroom, a voice come in now, he starts to remember Peeped through the shower curtain like bachelor number Pleasantly surprised to see it was the bartender
And was the operative word She had a body like a cello legs, I mean, the ass was absurd Long neck, smooth skin, pretty face, kooky Eyes wider than hips, full lips dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He said he didn't She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really can't remember what went down last She him, Take off your shoes, we can replay the highlights"
out the shower in a daze, legs achin' Breath short the [Incomprehensible], dick wrapped in a hat Wide 'cuz it was the last from a twelve-pack Spit in the shower till his tire went flat
She thought he was all that, she said, "I don't have to today a little nap so we can do it again" No sooner than she said it, keys jingled, slammed He said, "Please baby, don't let it be your boyfriend
For the of basketball, mademoiselle, look I ain't Biggie Smalls, I even want a story to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, but then a girl walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
stood still as he thought to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day She's too to be her mother, so he asked How you doin'? you care to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this ring on my finger? That's my wife you was My name ain't [Incomprehensible], don't try to play me out" She reached in her purse for the little handle He splashed her in the face the wax from the candle
The 'tender ran back the bathroom, screamin' Slipped on the condom wrapper, broke her pretty little The wife pulled a gun on the dude Famous words, "I ain't mean you no disrespect!"
Wow! was crazy Yo J, that was and all But up with the violent ending, man? Is it possible for it to end a bitmore pleasant?
if the story woulda ended like this? I'ma kick it again but only with a slight It one for the griot, two for da gods to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, check it out
Time stood as he thought to himself reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, would you care to in? She was butt naked under her
He was amazed at the second kickin' in 'bout the fact that he almost didn't go to the club Woulda wack if he missed out on the greatest love of his life Imagine if he stayed with his wife?
'Cuz two Yo her body the 'tender look like a fender bender The of them together turned the bed to a blender He left like five hours later with a permanent And feels he ever remember
J, there's no way my man got laid quite like that That just don't happen, that's a porno or somethin' And what about his wife? She didn't even say She page him?
What if the story woulda like this? I'ma kick it again but only a slight twist It one for the griot, two for da gods Three to the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, check it out
Time stood still as he thought to This me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too to be her mother, so he asked, how you doin'? She said, "Eww! It smells like somebody been
I hope it wasn't y'all then she laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was starin' at the joint with a fucked-up She said, "I can come if you gon' be here for a while
"But between me and you and my too What I'm 'bout to say just be a little snafu in your plans Put it like this, she to be a dude!" Yeah, how's that for a twist?
He asked the 'tender, was it She said, "Shit, I told you last night, my man, I you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For real? Uh uh, man sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out