I like how when you the intercom up Like all that little background Then the beat in, that's real smooth man Fuck studios, just to be here, aight, whatever
Yo, he woke up in a daze, back Breath smellin' liquor, dick smellin' like sex Head like the bass from the club last night No how he left, needless to say, perplexed
As he looked around the room that he never in Candles all around the bed, quite feminine naked with his kicks on Breakaway jeans, drawers and sweater all on the bedroom floor
He heard singin' the shower from the bathroom door like Melvin Moore but he couldn't be sure She had a ass voice but she was so off key Couldn't 'member how she looked, couldn't to see
Hopin' that it was the girl, floor of the club The one that let him grab her ass when twisted the dub Or it was the dime from the guest list line Either one and several others would've suited him
From the bed to the bathroom, a said come in Gradually now, he starts to Peeped through the shower curtain like bachelor number Pleasantly to see that it was the bartender
And was the operative word She had a body like a cello with legs, I mean, the ass was Long neck, smooth skin, pretty face, kooky Eyes than hips, full lips between dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He he didn't know She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really remember what went down last night She told him, off your shoes, we can replay the highlights"
Stepped out the shower in a daze, legs Breath short the [Incomprehensible], dick wrapped in a hat Wide open 'cuz it was the last a twelve-pack four in the shower till his tire went flat
She thought he was all that, she said, "I don't to work today a little nap so we can do it again" No than she said it, keys jingled, door slammed He said, "Please baby, please don't let it be your
For the of basketball, mademoiselle, look I ain't Biggie Smalls, I don't even a story to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but then a walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
Time still as he thought to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day She's too to be her mother, so he asked How you Would you care to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this on my finger? That's my wife you was fuckin' My name ain't Ronald [Incomprehensible], don't try to me out" She reached in her purse for the pearl handle He splashed her in the face with the wax from the
The 'tender ran back into the bathroom, Slipped on the condom wrapper, her pretty little neck The burnt-face wife a gun on the dude Famous words, "I ain't mean you no disrespect!"
Wow! That was Yo J, was cool and all But up with the violent ending, man? Is it possible for it to end a little bitmore
What if the story woulda ended this? I'ma kick it again but with a slight twist It goes one for the griot, two for da Three to flip the script, 'cuz it that hard, check it out
stood still as he thought to himself This reminds me of a commercial back in the day She's too to be her mother, would you care to join in? She was butt under her coat
He was amazed at the second wind in Thinkin' 'bout the fact that he almost didn't go to the Woulda been wack if he missed out on the love of his life Imagine if he stayed home his wife?
'Cuz two Yo her body made the 'tender like a fender bender The three of them turned the bed to a blender He left like five hours later a permanent [Incomprehensible] And feels he will ever
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid like that That just happen, that's like a porno or somethin' And what about his wife? She didn't even say She page him?
if the story woulda ended like this? I'ma kick it but only with a slight twist It one for the griot, two for da gods Three to flip the script, it ain't that hard, check it out
Time still as he thought to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day too young to be her mother, so he asked, how you doin'? She said, "Eww! It smells like somebody screwin'
I it wasn't y'all then she started laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was starin' at the joint a fucked-up smile She said, "I can come if you gon' be here for a while
"But between me and you and my too What I'm 'bout to say might just be a little snafu in plans Put it this, she used to be a dude!" Yeah, how's for a plot twist?
He the 'tender, was it true? She said, "Shit, I told you last night, my man, I you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For Uh uh, man you're sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out