I how when you turn the intercom up Like all little background noise Then the beat comes in, real smooth man Fuck studios, just happen to be here, aight,
Yo, he up in a daze, back achin' smellin' like liquor, dick smellin' like sex Head throbbin' like the bass from the club last No idea how he left, to say, perplexed
As he looked the room that he never been in Candles all the bed, sheets quite feminine Buck naked his kicks on Breakaway jeans, drawers and sweater were all on the bedroom
He heard singin' from the from the bathroom door Sounded like Moore but he couldn't be sure She had a sexy ass but she was so off key 'member how she looked, couldn't wait to see
Hopin' it was the girl, third floor of the club The one that let him grab her ass they twisted the dub Or perhaps it was the dime the guest list line Either one and several others suited him fine
From the bed to the bathroom, a said come in Gradually now, he to remember Peeped through the shower curtain bachelor number three Pleasantly surprised to see that it was the
And tender was the word She had a body a cello with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd Long neck, smooth skin, face, kooky nipples Eyes wider than hips, full lips dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He said he know She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really can't remember went down last night She him, Take off your shoes, we can replay the highlights"
Stepped out the shower in a daze, legs Breath short from the [Incomprehensible], dick in a hat Wide open 'cuz it was the last from a Spit in the shower till his tire went flat
She thought he was all that, she said, "I don't have to today Take a nap so we can do it again" No sooner she said it, keys jingled, door slammed He said, "Please baby, please let it be your boyfriend
For the love of basketball, mademoiselle, I ain't Smalls, I don't even want a story to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but a girl walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
stood still as he thought to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he How you Would you care to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this on my finger? That's my wife you was fuckin' My name ain't Ronald [Incomprehensible], try to play me out" She reached in her purse for the little handle He splashed her in the face the wax from the candle
The 'tender ran back into the bathroom, Slipped on the condom wrapper, broke her pretty neck The burnt-face wife a gun on the dude last words, "I ain't mean you no disrespect!"
Wow! was crazy Yo J, that was and all But what's up the violent ending, man? Is it possible for it to end a little bitmore
What if the story woulda ended like I'ma kick it again but only with a twist It goes one for the griot, two for da Three to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't hard, check it out
Time stood as he thought to himself This reminds me of a commercial back in the day She's too to be her mother, would you care to join in? She was butt naked under her
He was amazed at the second wind in Thinkin' 'bout the that he almost didn't go to the club Woulda been wack if he missed out on the greatest love of his Imagine if he stayed with his wife?
girl two Yo her body the 'tender look like a fender bender The three of them turned the bed to a blender He left like five hours later with a permanent And feels he will remember
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid quite like That just don't happen, that's like a porno or And what about his wife? She didn't even say She didn't page
What if the story woulda ended like I'ma kick it again but only with a slight It one for the griot, two for da gods Three to flip the script, it ain't that hard, check it out
Time still as he thought to himself reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too to be her mother, so he asked, how you doin'? She said, "Eww! It like somebody been screwin'
I hope it wasn't y'all she started laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You know the half" She was starin' at the with a fucked-up smile She said, "I can come back if you gon' be here for a
"But me and you and my roommate too What I'm to say might just be a little snafu in your plans Put it like this, she to be a dude!" Yeah, that for a plot twist?
He asked the 'tender, was it She said, "Shit, I told you last night, my man, I you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For real? Uh uh, man sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out