I like how when you turn the up Like all that little noise the beat comes in, that's real smooth man Fuck studios, just happen to be here, aight,
Yo, he woke up in a daze, back Breath smellin' like liquor, dick smellin' sex Head throbbin' like the bass from the last night No how he left, needless to say, perplexed
As he looked around the room that he been in all around the bed, sheets quite feminine Buck with his kicks on Breakaway jeans, drawers and sweater were all on the bedroom
He heard singin' from the shower from the door Sounded like Melvin Moore but he couldn't be She had a sexy ass but she was so off key 'member how she looked, couldn't wait to see
Hopin' that it was the girl, floor of the club The one that let him grab her ass they twisted the dub Or perhaps it was the dime from the guest list Either one and others would've suited him fine
From the bed to the bathroom, a voice come in Gradually now, he to remember Peeped through the shower like bachelor number three surprised to see that it was the bartender
And tender was the word She had a like a cello with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd Long neck, smooth skin, pretty face, kooky wider than hips, full lips between dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He said he didn't She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really can't what went down last night She him, Take off your shoes, we can replay the highlights"
out the shower in a daze, legs achin' Breath short from the [Incomprehensible], dick in a hat Wide 'cuz it was the last from a twelve-pack four in the shower till his tire went flat
She thought he was all that, she said, "I don't have to work Take a nap so we can do it again" No sooner she said it, keys jingled, door slammed He said, "Please baby, please let it be your boyfriend
For the love of basketball, mademoiselle, I Biggie Smalls, I don't even want a story to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but then a walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
Time still as he thought to himself This me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he How you doin'? Would you care to in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this ring on my finger? That's my you was fuckin' My name ain't Ronald [Incomprehensible], don't try to me out" She reached in her for the little pearl handle He her in the face with the wax from the candle
The 'tender ran back the bathroom, screamin' Slipped on the wrapper, broke her pretty little neck The burnt-face wife pulled a gun on the Famous last words, "I ain't you no disrespect!"
Wow! was crazy Yo J, was cool and all But what's up with the ending, man? Is it possible for it to end a bitmore pleasant?
if the story woulda ended like this? I'ma kick it again but only with a slight It goes one for the griot, two for da Three to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, it out
Time stood still as he thought to This reminds me of a commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, you care to join in? She was butt naked her coat
He was amazed at the second kickin' in Thinkin' 'bout the fact that he almost go to the club Woulda been wack if he out on the greatest love of his life Imagine if he stayed home with his
'Cuz two Yo her body made the 'tender look like a bender The three of together turned the bed to a blender He left like five hours with a permanent [Incomprehensible] And feels he ever remember
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid like that That just don't happen, that's a porno or somethin' And about his wife? She didn't even say nothin'? She didn't page
if the story woulda ended like this? I'ma kick it again but only a slight twist It goes one for the griot, two for da Three to flip the script, it ain't that hard, check it out
Time stood as he thought to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he asked, how you She said, "Eww! It smells like somebody been
I hope it wasn't y'all then she laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was at the joint with a fucked-up smile She said, "I can come back if you gon' be here for a
"But between me and you and my too What I'm 'bout to say might just be a little in your plans Put it this, she used to be a dude!" Yeah, how's for a plot twist?
He the 'tender, was it true? She said, "Shit, I told you last night, my man, I you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For real? Uh uh, man you're Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out