I how when you turn the intercom up Like all little background noise Then the beat comes in, real smooth man studios, just happen to be here, aight, whatever
Yo, he woke up in a daze, achin' smellin' like liquor, dick smellin' like sex Head throbbin' the bass from the club last night No how he left, needless to say, perplexed
As he looked around the room that he never in Candles all around the bed, sheets quite Buck with his kicks on Breakaway jeans, and sweater were all on the bedroom floor
He heard singin' from the shower the bathroom door Sounded like Melvin Moore but he couldn't be She had a ass voice but she was so off key Couldn't 'member how she looked, couldn't to see
Hopin' that it was the girl, third of the club The one let him grab her ass when they twisted the dub Or perhaps it was the dime from the list line Either one and several others would've suited him
From the bed to the bathroom, a voice come in now, he starts to remember Peeped through the shower curtain like bachelor number surprised to see that it was the bartender
And tender was the word She had a body like a cello with legs, I mean, the ass was Long neck, smooth skin, face, kooky nipples Eyes wider than hips, lips between dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He he didn't know She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really remember what went down last night She told him, Take off shoes, we can replay the highlights"
Stepped out the in a daze, legs achin' Breath short the [Incomprehensible], dick wrapped in a hat Wide open 'cuz it was the last a twelve-pack four in the shower till his tire went flat
She thought he was all that, she said, "I don't have to today a little nap so we can do it again" No sooner than she said it, jingled, door slammed He said, "Please baby, please let it be your boyfriend
For the love of basketball, mademoiselle, I ain't Biggie Smalls, I don't want a story to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but then a walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
Time stood as he thought to himself This reminds me of a commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he How you Would you care to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See ring on my finger? That's my wife you was fuckin' My name Ronald [Incomprehensible], don't try to play me out" She reached in her for the little pearl handle He splashed her in the with the wax from the candle
The 'tender ran back the bathroom, screamin' Slipped on the condom wrapper, her pretty little neck The burnt-face wife a gun on the dude last words, "I ain't mean you no disrespect!"
Wow! was crazy Yo J, was cool and all But up with the violent ending, man? Is it possible for it to end a little pleasant?
What if the story ended like this? I'ma it again but only with a slight twist It one for the griot, two for da gods to flip the script, 'cuz it ain't that hard, check it out
Time stood as he thought to himself This me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, would you to join in? She was naked under her coat
He was amazed at the second wind in 'bout the fact that he almost didn't go to the club Woulda been wack if he missed out on the greatest of his life if he stayed home with his wife?
'Cuz two Yo her body made the 'tender look a fender bender The three of them turned the bed to a blender He left like five hours later with a [Incomprehensible] And he will ever remember
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid quite that That just don't happen, like a porno or somethin' And what about his wife? She didn't say nothin'? She page him?
What if the story woulda ended like I'ma kick it but only with a slight twist It one for the griot, two for da gods Three to flip the script, it ain't that hard, check it out
stood still as he thought to himself This me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he asked, how you She said, "Eww! It smells like somebody screwin'
I hope it wasn't then she started laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was at the joint with a fucked-up smile She said, "I can come if you gon' be here for a while
"But me and you and my roommate too What I'm 'bout to say might just be a little snafu in your Put it like this, she to be a dude!" Yeah, how's for a plot twist?
He asked the 'tender, was it She said, "Shit, I told you night, my man, I thought you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For Uh uh, man you're sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out