I like how you turn the intercom up Like all that little background Then the comes in, that's real smooth man Fuck studios, just happen to be here, aight,
Yo, he woke up in a daze, achin' Breath like liquor, dick smellin' like sex Head throbbin' like the bass the club last night No idea how he left, to say, perplexed
As he looked around the room that he never in all around the bed, sheets quite feminine Buck naked his kicks on Breakaway jeans, and sweater were all on the bedroom floor
He heard singin' from the shower the bathroom door Sounded like Moore but he couldn't be sure She had a sexy ass but she was so off key Couldn't how she looked, couldn't wait to see
that it was the girl, third floor of the club The one that let him grab her ass when they the dub Or perhaps it was the dime the guest list line one and several others would've suited him fine
From the bed to the bathroom, a voice said in Gradually now, he to remember Peeped through the shower curtain like number three Pleasantly surprised to see it was the bartender
And tender was the operative She had a body like a with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd neck, smooth skin, pretty face, kooky nipples Eyes wider than hips, full between dimples
She said, "How did you sleep?" He said he know She asked, "Was it for you too?" I think so, but I really can't remember what went down night She told him, Take off your shoes, we can the highlights"
Stepped out the in a daze, legs achin' Breath from the [Incomprehensible], dick wrapped in a hat Wide open 'cuz it was the last from a Spit four in the shower till his went flat
She thought he was all that, she said, "I don't to work today Take a nap so we can do it again" No than she said it, keys jingled, door slammed He said, "Please baby, don't let it be your boyfriend
For the of basketball, mademoiselle, look I ain't Biggie Smalls, I don't even want a to tell I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright but then a walked in Saw him and said, "What the hell?"
Time stood still as he thought to This me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too young to be her mother, so he How you Would you care to join in?" She said, "Nigga is you
See this ring on my finger? That's my you was fuckin' My name Ronald [Incomprehensible], don't try to play me out" She reached in her purse for the little pearl He splashed her in the face the wax from the candle
The 'tender ran into the bathroom, screamin' Slipped on the wrapper, broke her pretty little neck The burnt-face wife a gun on the dude Famous last words, "I mean you no disrespect!"
Wow! That was Yo J, that was and all But what's up the violent ending, man? Is it possible for it to end a bitmore pleasant?
What if the story woulda like this? I'ma it again but only with a slight twist It one for the griot, two for da gods Three to flip the script, it ain't that hard, check it out
stood still as he thought to himself This me of a beer commercial back in the day She's too to be her mother, would you care to join in? She was butt naked her coat
He was amazed at the second wind in Thinkin' 'bout the fact that he didn't go to the club Woulda been wack if he out on the greatest love of his life Imagine if he stayed home his wife?
girl two Yo her body made the 'tender look like a bender The three of them turned the bed to a blender He left like five hours with a permanent [Incomprehensible] And feels he will remember
C'mon J, there's no way my man got laid quite that That just don't happen, that's like a or somethin' And what his wife? She didn't even say nothin'? She didn't page
What if the story woulda ended like I'ma kick it again but with a slight twist It goes one for the griot, two for da Three to flip the script, 'cuz it that hard, check it out
Time stood still as he to himself This reminds me of a beer commercial in the day She's too to be her mother, so he asked, how you doin'? She said, "Eww! It smells like somebody screwin'
I hope it wasn't y'all she started laughin' He said, "What's so funny?" She said, "You don't the half" She was starin' at the joint with a fucked-up She said, "I can come back if you gon' be here for a
"But between me and you and my too What I'm 'bout to say might be a little snafu in your plans Put it like this, she to be a dude!" Yeah, how's that for a plot
He asked the 'tender, was it She said, "Shit, I told you last night, my man, I you knew" Ewww, shit! Ha ha ha For Uh uh, man you're sick Ha ha ha, for You got dat homie, I'm out