Oh Oh Reality Show

Just a little hint how to mess up a kid,
stick him in front of the boob tube and
watch his I.Q. drop, like a rock.,

Oh plug me into my PS3,
all day long Im on my Wii,
theres not enough Xs on my X Box,

Yea this is our family owned circus side freak show,
Cause this is the Oh Oh Reality,
Oh We got the Trailer Park Boys,
So You Think You Can Dance or The Pussy Cat Dolls
teach your kids how to sell their souls,

If theyre treatin you like youre just some Joe Shmoe,
You got to fight back and let those little punks know,
this aint a free ride so pack your stuff up and go,
you gotta stop drop and roll, Rock & Roll,

Now this is our family owned circus side freak show,
no this aint no Joe Shmoe,
Cause this is the Oh Oh Reality,
Oh We got the Trailer Park Boys,
So You Think You Can Dance or The Pussy Cat Dolls
teach your kids how to sell their souls,

Oh in the red corner Ozzies still drulling
and his Cut- Man is Kiss Gene Simmons,
and it looks like a standing-8-Count,
its goin to the judges and the fat lady sings,

Cause this is the Oh Oh Reality,
Oh We got The Trailer Park Boys,
So You Think You Can Dance or The Pussy Cat Dolls
teach your kids how to sell their souls