I Like Beer And You Like Wine

Well it may be true that women are from Venus,
and drunk men act like their from Mars,
but hey honey, Ill meet you half way if I can avoid a fight,
yea I like beer and honey you like wine,

Now honey there really is an art to drinking beer,
Ill add another dead soldier to your shrine,
but we just dont seem to get each others vibe,
yea I like beer and honey you like wine,

(Chorus)
I Like Beer and You Like Wine
you say my work close are smelly,
Id say that black dress sure makes your butt look fine,
youre takin shots at my Buddha-belly,
yea you can dress this boy up
but I aint goin to some high-falutin
high class culture club, heck no, we wont go,
yea I like beer and honey you like wine,

Well I just brushed it off how I never send you flowers
I like Metallica, you just don't get Julio
Yea, I've been sinkin' suds with my buddies for hours
and I hope you freeze your butt off the dog-house is cold
Yea I like beer and Honey you like wine

Now I'm heading to the spa to get my eyebrows done
and I'll probably throw some cash on a case of dom perignon
My baby Christened one off the front of my truck
cause baby you always said I look hot when I'm mad
Yea I like beer and Honey you like wine

(Chorus)
I Like Beer and You Like Wine
you say my work close are smelly,
Id say that black dress sure makes your butt look fine,
youre takin shots at my Buddha-belly,
yea you can dress this boy up
but I aint goin to some high-falutin
high class culture club, heck no, we wont go,
yea I like beer and honey you like wine,