[Jamie Daddy I'm high as a cloud looking to touch Anything soft I can bust my nuts on them average ass titties of yours Now I done seen many, pairs of titties before But them titties right look suckable to me With the nipple in the middle the sucker supposed to be She got a kinda banging booty, more not than so If I don't this load, my nuts are gonna explode
Now I'm stone sober in a room of ugly All I to do is get some ass tonight And if I, play my cards and smoke this weed Then I'll be swimming in ass like the tsunami And it won't matter if she, kinda like a he Cause as long as I high they're all dimes to me Bumping Ron Isley in the with the tree Getting high hoping this bitch will fuck me
Now you look like Madonna with a of J-Lo with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole 'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see to be So off the A little Stefani and some Fergie and Brittney Charlise Thereon with Angelina Jolie Cause when I'm every girl I see seems to be So off the
Sometimes we get high in the back And there'd be this girl with a super nipple rack And I, hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned But fuck it I'm high little ugly got boned I'm in the zone I'm high trippin off of this that I look's a fine bitch Goddamnit, I this weed 'Cause every last looks good to me
[Jamie is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone Ain't no reason that banging ass need to be pants on I that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string Packed to the max needful things Like and butt watch it jiggle and such As she walks by that run way strut I'm mesmerized on how ass calf n' thighs You managed to stuff inside Levi's
You look like Jameson and Vivica Foxy With a splash Viva and Beyonce 'Cause when I'm every girl I see seems to be So off the A little Paris Hilton and Gretchen Wilson With a of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson 'Cause when I'm smoking every I see seems to be So off the
[Jamie lips are just so soft and supple I'm willing to bet the she got a tight moose knuckle I'm so many turkeys that I wouldn't mind stuffing that one right here, I bet she like it rough and hard And if she cuddle right quick Turn an hoe into an outdoor trick Let her suck your dick in a bathroom While there's other people on the side of you a dune
Now I'm through the mall And I'm as the sun And I swear this ass is looking like a cinna-bun And then I go and get a pretzels from aunt Then I fell in love with her fanny I'm getting outta here before my gets hard And I get out by the security guards like a retard, I'm horny and high But I'm almost outta weed so I'm goodbye