[Jamie Daddy I'm as a cloud floating looking to touch Anything soft I can bust my nuts on Like them average ass of yours Now I done seen many, many pairs of titties But them right there look suckable to me With the nipple in the middle where the supposed to be She got a kinda booty, kinda more not than so If I don't drop this load, my are gonna explode
Now I'm sober in a room full of ugly All I want to do is get ass tonight And if I, my cards right and smoke this weed I'll be swimming in some ass like the tsunami And it matter if she, kinda looks like a he Cause as long as I stay they're all dimes to me Bumping Ron in the truck with the tree Getting high hoping this ugly will fuck me
Now you look like Madonna a splash of J-Lo Mixed Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole 'Cause when I'm smoking every I see seems to be So off the A little Gwen Stefani and some and Brittney Charlise Thereon with some Jolie Cause when I'm smoking every I see seems to be So off the
Sometimes we get high in the back And always be this girl with a super nipple rack And I, hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned But fuck it since I'm high little ugly got I'm in the zone I'm high kinda trippin off of Everywhere that I look's a fine Goddamnit, I this weed 'Cause every last looks good to me
[Jamie is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone Ain't no reason banging ass need to be having pants on I like that upside down heart that inside you g-string Packed to the max with things Like coochie and watch it jiggle and such As she by with that run way strut I'm on how much ass calf n' thighs You to stuff inside them Levi's
You like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy With a splash Guerra and Beyonce 'Cause when I'm smoking every I see seems to be So off the A little Paris Hilton and Gretchen Wilson a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson 'Cause when I'm every girl I see seems to be So off the
[Jamie lips are just so soft and supple I'm willing to bet the farm she got a moose knuckle I'm seeing so many that I wouldn't mind stuffing Like that one right here, I bet she like it and hard And if she wanna cuddle quick Turn an indoor hoe into an trick Let her suck your dick in a public While there's people on the side of you taking a dune
Now I'm walking through the And I'm as the sun And I swear this bitch's ass is looking a cinna-bun And then I go and get a pretzels aunt Annie's Then I in love with her flabby fanny I'm getting outta here before my gets hard And I get thrown out by the security Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and But I'm almost outta weed so I'm goodbye