[Jamie Daddy I'm high as a floating looking to touch Anything soft I can bust my nuts on Like them average ass of yours Now I seen many, many pairs of titties before But them titties there look suckable to me With the nipple in the middle where the supposed to be She got a kinda banging booty, more not than so If I drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode
Now I'm stone in a room full of ugly All I to do is get some ass tonight And if I, play my cards right and smoke this Then be swimming in some ass like the tsunami And it won't matter if she, kinda like a he Cause as long as I stay high all dimes to me Bumping Ron Isley in the with the tree Getting high hoping this ugly bitch will me
Now you look like Madonna with a of J-Lo Mixed with Berry and some Anna Nicole 'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see to be So off the A little Gwen Stefani and Fergie and Brittney Charlise Thereon with Angelina Jolie Cause when I'm every girl I see seems to be So off the
Sometimes we would get in the back And there'd always be this girl with a super rack And I, hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned But fuck it since I'm high little ugly got I'm in the zone I'm high kinda off of this Everywhere that I a fine bitch Goddamnit, I love weed 'Cause every last bitch good to me
[Jamie Beauty is skin deep, and is to the bone Ain't no reason that banging ass to be having pants on I like that upside heart that lives inside you g-string to the max with needful things Like coochie and butt watch it and such As she walks by that run way strut I'm mesmerized on how much ass calf n' You managed to stuff them Levi's
You look like Jenna and Vivica Foxy With a splash Guerra and Beyonce 'Cause when I'm every girl I see seems to be So off the A Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson 'Cause when I'm every girl I see seems to be So off the
[Jamie Your are just so soft and supple I'm willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose I'm seeing so many that I wouldn't mind stuffing Like that one right here, I bet she like it and hard And if she wanna cuddle quick Turn an indoor hoe an outdoor trick Let her suck your dick in a public While there's other on the side of you taking a dune
Now I'm walking through the And I'm as the sun And I this bitch's ass is looking like a cinna-bun And then I go and get a pretzels from Annie's Then I fell in with her flabby fanny I'm outta here before my penis gets hard And I get thrown out by the security Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and But I'm almost outta weed so I'm goodbye