I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of When in walked a chick who struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were and fine On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know Nine is as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she even look at me So for brains and judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if head's on straight." She up and down my perfect frame And said these words that into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a thing to do Now, let's just see, just how I give you.
She said you comin' on to me that phony numbers jive style makes me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I noticed suit of (yores) It's last year's frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
must be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine convertible, a three and a third Now, as for build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That you're pourin' might be fine to you But I'm used to champagne, I give it a two It's hard to tell what your smile is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really me laugh It may be a ten to these hens, but to me a three and a half And there really ain't to add once the subtractin's done Since ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to nine Nine says I, hell soon as she started to I knew She have no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No matter how good they at first There's in all of them That's why on a of ten to one, friend There no ten.