I was sittin' in Friday's on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who almost struck me Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know Nine is as far as any chick can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for brains and good judgement, I'd her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you like a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if head's on straight." She looked up and down my frame And said these words that burned into my brain.
She said, well, one of those macho-matician men who grade all women on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a thing to do Now, let's see, just how much I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers Your style makes me smile, I it a five When you walked up I that suit of (yores) It's year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm used to champagne, I give it a two It's hard to what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you use some dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these hens, but to me a three and a half And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and down the The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to nine Nine says I, hell as she started to talk I knew She have no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No matter how they look at first flaws in all of them That's why on a scale of ten to one, ain't no ten.