I was sittin' in Friday's on a glass of wine in walked a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were and fine On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.
Now on my scale ain't no ten's, you know is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she even look at me So for brains and good judgement, I'd her a three.
I said, "Hey thing, you look like a possible eight You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She looked up and down my perfect And these words that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a thing to do Now, let's see, just how much I give you.
She you comin' on to me with that phony numbers jive Your style me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I that suit of (yores) It's year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
must be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd that a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two It's hard to what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you use some dental work.
But, It's your struttin' act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to country hens, but to me a three and a half And there really much to add once the subtractin's done Since ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine Nine says I, hell as she started to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's flaws in all of That's why on a scale of ten to one, ain't no ten.