I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a of wine When in walked a chick who almost me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale ain't no ten's, you know Nine is about as far as any can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't look at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey thing, you look like a possible eight You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She looked up and down my frame And said words that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those men who grade all women on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous to do Now, let's just see, how much I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony jive Your style me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I that suit of (yores) It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, it a four.
That must be your car parked out on the That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That you're pourin' might be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two It's hard to what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really me laugh It may be a ten to these hens, but to me a three and a half And there really much to add once the subtractin's done there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and down the The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to your Nine says I, hell soon as she started to I knew She didn't have no class, I gave her a two.
Yeah! No matter how good look at first There's in all of them That's why on a scale of ten to one, ain't no ten.