I was sittin' in suckin' on a glass of wine in walked a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her were long and fine On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.
Now on my scale there ain't no ten's, you is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't look at me So for brains and judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She looked up and my perfect frame And these words that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of macho-matician men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, just how I give you.
She you comin' on to me with that phony numbers jive style makes me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I that suit of (yores) last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for your build, I (yore) less than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd give a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two It's hard to tell what flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a and a half And really ain't much to add once the subtractin's done there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She out, while up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine Nine says I, hell as she started to talk I knew She have no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first flaws in all of them That's why on a scale of ten to one, ain't no ten.