I was in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who almost me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs long and fine On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't look at me So for brains and judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She up and down my perfect frame And said these words that burned my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of macho-matician men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, just how I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that numbers jive Your style makes me smile, I give it a When you walked up I noticed that of (yores) It's last year's frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car parked out on the That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd that a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two It's hard to tell your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that makes me laugh It may be a ten to country hens, but to me a three and a half And there really much to add once the subtractin's done Since there no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, happened to your nine Nine says I, hell soon as she started to I knew She have no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No matter how they look at first There's in all of them That's why on a scale of ten to one, ain't no ten.