I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a of wine When in walked a chick who almost me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know Nine is as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she even look at me So for brains and judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey thing, you look like a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your on straight." She looked up and down my frame And said these words that burned into my brain.
She said, well, one of those macho-matician men who grade all women on scales of one to ten And, you me an eight, well, that's a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, how much I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony jive style makes me smile, I give it a five When you up I noticed that suit of (yores) last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car parked out on the That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm used to champagne, I give it a two hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you could use some work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a And there really ain't much to add once the done there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and down the The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine Nine says I, hell soon as she started to I knew She have no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's flaws in all of That's why on a of ten to one, friend ain't no ten.