Luyện nghe bài hát Numbers

I was sittin' in suckin' on a glass of wine
When in walked a chick who almost struck me
Had wet blue eyes and her legs were and fine
On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.

Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know
is about as far as any chick can go
So I flashed her a smile, but she even look at me
So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.

I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look a possible eight
You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your on straight."
She looked up and down my perfect
And said these words that into my perfect brain.

She said, well, another one of macho-matician men
who grade all women on scales of one to ten
And, you give me an eight, well, that's a thing to do
Now, let's just see, just how I give you.

She said you comin' on to me with that numbers jive
Your makes me smile, I give it a five
When you walked up I noticed suit of (yores)
It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, it a four.

must be your car parked out on the curb
That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a
Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less five
Except, for your pot belly, I'd give a ten for size.

That you're pourin' might be fine to you
But I'm used to champagne, I give it a two
It's hard to tell your flashin' smile is worth
I give it a six, you could use some work.

But, It's your rooster act that really makes me laugh
It may be a ten to country hens, but to me a three and a half
And there really ain't much to add the subtractin's done
Since there ain't no zeroes, I you a one!.

She walked out, up and down the line
The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine
Nine says I, soon as she started to talk I knew
She didn't no class, I barely gave her a two.

Yeah! No matter how good they look at
flaws in all of them
That's why on a of ten to one, friend
ain't no ten.