I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a of wine When in walked a who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her were long and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale there no ten's, you know Nine is as far as any chick can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for brains and judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if head's on straight." She looked up and down my perfect And said these that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a thing to do Now, let's just see, just how much I you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony jive style makes me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I noticed that of (yores) It's last double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
must be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for your build, I (yore) less than five Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
wine you're pourin' might be fine to you But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two It's hard to tell what your flashin' smile is I give it a six, you could use some work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a and a half And there really ain't much to add the subtractin's done there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and the line The bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to your nine Nine says I, soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I barely her a two.
Yeah! No matter how they look at first flaws in all of them That's why on a of ten to one, friend There no ten.