(News Reporter) atop the news this evening this in *static*
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay towards the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's going on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) I miss? 900 of the raw in one fist the bum's dumb order in the court where the mortars jump everybody, lung on the table, point/counterpoint Aesop has the murkiest, yet he out the prowler oint (uh) and after bubblegummy sink the sofa clicker the pilot his choice of cobra (hissssss) the remains the same game of stale toxins camo'd with the now ornamental satellite whatever's good i got this half dug (true) With Yanni coverin 'Cats' to the pain worse than it was (nooo) playin (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is sweet (death is sweet) sucks (sucker) Damien probably I'd donate a f--k this s--t's than any conversation I've had in months the fang drew 'em all loopy (real loopy) so he extended a hand the planets plutos(?) went snoopy and perfect burnt to crispy critters like swimmers in boric rivers mmmm, poor so lick chopped chicken, who dares lick a at pigeons? why I (Vast get em!) he surfs city for the power and the glory to the cowards in the quarry, you always blink before me its Doc Roc effect, campfire stories like I threw ya mama from the train for tryin to on 'Porkies' He finds the garbage more inspiring than the good (right) his ink sleeps while the military look look, im sorry, crooked priority but mr. USA up all night's blackened heart skips I'm to crash this bitch to hibernate tell Blitzer holler at his boy when he hosts Blind Date it goes spit on CNN and force the war back the cable box gremlins(?) are like stage props aimed at latest dropped so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we accepts the inevitable apocalyptic syllabus sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, then him bring it on dag nabbit, cat's bastard I opinions and swap it out for the urges of a tryin to stuff it in the jam before the curtains
(Chorus) He's numb to the (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the opposites'll shake (no) enough Hell for the hand baskets enough Cell's for the hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he buttons that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, the history yes doggie, the misery (right) for element of surprise and demise
(Verse 2) From m-16's to in hula-hoops murder the fads before the fads murder you and me and mine T&A on TNT Pleasing to the iris than TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but (right?) I know, STOP Mork Mindy in this episode, WATCH buzz over the rumbling cannons and lest amateurs, bystander analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm die' phase now it's 'well, I'm gonna die, lets get this barn's raised' so when they ask 'whats your opinion on the I tell 'em 'war sucks donkey dick. what's the Knicks' it's his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) dusk muskrat (uhmm) elephant jab (uhmm) bloodbath leggin it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and is born Get a mean doubt duel glazed over blank, white sockets lookin for a heavy richter to shiver the crocs right up out they options novacaine, bloodwork spooned thru the ness hostage, no shame, suck the out his muck so when the nozzles hit his he give a f--k after all, its just like on t.v. around the the are real the anger management is not
(Chorus) He's numb to the guns (right) to the tank cam glued to the box like the shake hands (put 'em up!) enough Hell for the world's baskets enough for the world's hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll imagery yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, the misery for element of surprise and demise (come on)
It's that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we don't watch the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E