(News Reporter) atop the news this evening this just in
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay towards the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) What'd I 900 cc's of the raw in one the bum's blitzed order in the court where the jump bricks everybody, lung on the table, this Aesop has the murkiest, yet he numb out the prowler (uh) and after bubblegummy sink the sofa clicker the his broadcasted choice of cobra (hissssss) the venom remains the same game of toxins camo'd with the now satellite options good i got this grave half dug (true) With coverin 'Cats' to make the pain worse than it was (nooo) marbles (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is (death is sweet) hell sucks (sucker) Damien probably wishin I'd a f--k this s--t's chiller than any conversation I've had in the iron fang 'em all loopy (real loopy) so when he extended a hand the plutos(?) went snoopy and perfect burnt to crispy critters like synchronized swimmers in boric mmmm, so critters lick chopped chicken, who lick a shot at pigeons? why I (Vast get em!) he surfs circuits for the power and the glory to the cowards in the quarry, you always blink before me its Doc Roc effect, campfire stories like I threw ya mama from the for tryin to front on 'Porkies' He the garbage more inspiring than the good stuff (right) his ink sleeps while the military tough look, im sorry, crooked list but mr. USA up all night's heart already skips I'm 'bout to crash bitch to hibernate tell Wolf holler at his boy when he hosts Blind Date it spit on CNN and force the war back thru the cable box gremlins(?) are like stage props aimed at latest names so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just accepts the apocalyptic syllabus sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, watch him bring it on dag nabbit, cat's bastard I opinions and swap it out for the urges of a serpent to stuff it in the jam before the curtains
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(Verse 2) From m-16's to disco in murder the fads before the fads murder you and me and find T&A on TNT Pleasing to the more than TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but important (right?) I know, Mork Mindy in this episode, WATCH P-O-W-B buzz over the cannons and lest amateurs, bystander analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm gonna die' now it's 'well, I'm gonna die, lets get this barn's raised' so when ask 'whats your opinion on the war?' I tell 'em 'war sucks dick. what's the Knicks' score?' it's his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) dusk (uhmm) elephant tusk jab (uhmm) elegant bloodbath it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and medicine is Get a mean doubt community glazed over blank, white sockets lookin for a heavy seven to shiver the crocs right up out they options novacaine, bloodwork spooned thru the ness hostage, no shame, suck the fear out his so when the nozzles hit his he give a f--k after all, its just on t.v. around the clock the are real the anger management is not
(Chorus) numb to the guns (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the shake hands (put 'em up!) enough for the world's hand baskets enough for the world's hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he buttons that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, the misery switch for element of surprise and (come on)
It's that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we don't watch the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E