(News Reporter) atop the news evening *static* this in *static*
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay towards the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) What'd I 900 cc's of the raw in one the bum's blitzed order in the court where the mortars bricks everybody, on the table, this point/counterpoint Aesop has the murkiest, yet he numb out the prowler (uh) and after sink into the sofa clicker the pilot his choice of cobra (hissssss) the venom the same game of stale toxins camo'd with the now ornamental options whatever's good i got grave half dug (true) With Yanni coverin 'Cats' to make the pain than it was (nooo) playin (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is (death is sweet) hell sucks (sucker) Damien probably I'd donate a f--k this s--t's chiller any conversation I've had in months the iron drew 'em all loopy (real loopy) so when he extended a hand the plutos(?) went snoopy and perfect syncopated to crispy critters like swimmers in boric rivers mmmm, poor so lick chopped chicken, who dares lick a shot at why I (Vast get em!) he surfs city for the power and the glory to the cowards in the quarry, you will always before me its Doc Roc full effect, stories like I ya mama from the train for tryin to front on 'Porkies' He finds the garbage more inspiring the good stuff (right) his ink sleeps the military look tough look, im sorry, crooked list but mr. USA up all night's blackened heart already I'm to crash this bitch to hibernate tell Wolf holler at his boy when he hosts Blind Date it goes spit on CNN and force the war thru the cable box gremlins(?) are like props aimed at latest names dropped so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just accepts the apocalyptic syllabus sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, then him bring it on dag nabbit, that cat's I dead opinions and swap it out for the of a serpent tryin to it in the jam before the curtains
(Chorus) numb to the guns (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the opposites'll hands (no) Hell for the world's hand baskets enough Cell's for the world's captured (come on) numb to the (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, the history yes doggie, recognize the (right) switch for element of and demise
(Verse 2) From m-16's to in hula-hoops murder the fads before the fads murder you and me and find T&A on TNT Pleasing to the more than TNT on DNA (oh) but important (right?) I know, STOP Mork porked Mindy in episode, WATCH P-O-W-B buzz over the rumbling cannons and amateurs, bystander analyst thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm gonna die' phase now it's 'well, I'm die, lets get this barn's sides raised' so when ask 'whats your opinion on the war?' I tell 'em 'war sucks donkey dick. the Knicks' score?' it's his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) dusk muskrat (uhmm) elephant jab (uhmm) elegant leggin it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and is born Get a mean doubt community glazed over blank, white sockets lookin for a heavy richter to shiver the crocs right up out they options novacaine, bloodwork spooned thru the loch hostage, no shame, suck the out his muck so when the hit his nostrils he give a f--k after all, its just like on t.v. the clock the thorns are the anger management is not
(Chorus) He's numb to the guns (right) thanks to the cam glued to the box like the shake hands (put 'em up!) enough Hell for the world's hand cells for the world's hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route yes doggie, the history yes doggie, the misery for element of surprise and demise (come on)
It's like that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we watch the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E