(News Reporter) atop the news evening *static* this just in
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay towards the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's going on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) What'd I 900 of the raw in one fist the bum's dumb order in the court where the jump bricks everybody, on the table, this point/counterpoint Aesop has the murkiest, yet he out the prowler oint (uh) and bubblegummy sink into the sofa clicker the pilot his broadcasted choice of (hissssss) the venom remains the same of stale toxins camo'd with the now ornamental satellite whatever's good i got this half dug (true) With Yanni coverin 'Cats' to the pain worse than it was (nooo) playin (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is sweet (death is sweet) sucks (sucker) Damien probably wishin I'd a f--k this chiller than any conversation I've had in months the iron drew 'em all loopy (real loopy) so when he extended a hand the planets plutos(?) went and perfect syncopated burnt to critters like synchronized swimmers in boric mmmm, poor so chopped chicken, who dares lick a shot at pigeons? why I (Vast get em!) he surfs circuits for the power and the glory to the cowards in the quarry, you will always blink me its Doc Roc effect, campfire stories like I threw ya from the train for tryin to front on 'Porkies' He finds the more inspiring than the good stuff (right) his ink while the military look tough look, im sorry, crooked list but mr. USA up all night's heart already skips I'm 'bout to crash this to hibernate tell Wolf Blitzer holler at his boy when he Blind Date it goes spit on CNN and force the war thru the cable box gremlins(?) are like stage props aimed at latest names so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just accepts the inevitable apocalyptic sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, then watch him it on dag nabbit, that cat's I dead opinions and swap it out for the of a tryin to stuff it in the jam before the curtains
(Chorus) He's to the guns (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box the opposites'll shake hands (no) enough for the world's hand baskets Cell's for the world's hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons re-route imagery yes doggie, the history yes doggie, recognize the (right) switch for of surprise and demise
(Verse 2) m-16's to disco in hula-hoops murder the fads the fads murder you and yours me and find T&A on TNT Pleasing to the more than TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but (right?) I know, STOP Mork porked Mindy in this episode, P-O-W-B buzz over the rumbling cannons and lest amateurs, analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm die' phase now it's 'well, I'm gonna die, get this barn's sides raised' so when they ask your opinion on the war?' I tell 'em 'war sucks donkey dick. what's the Knicks' it's his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) dusk (uhmm) elephant tusk jab (uhmm) elegant leggin it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and is born Get a mean doubt duel glazed over blank, white sockets lookin for a heavy seven to shiver the crocs right up out they options novacaine, spooned thru the loch ness hostage, no shame, the fear out his muck so when the hit his nostrils he don't give a after all, its just like on t.v. around the the thorns are real the management is not
(Chorus) numb to the guns (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the opposites'll shake (put 'em up!) enough Hell for the hand baskets enough cells for the hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll imagery yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, recognize the switch for of surprise and demise (come on)
It's like that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we don't watch the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an