(News Reporter) atop the news this *static* just in *static*
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's going on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) What'd I 900 of the raw in one fist the dumb blitzed in the court where the mortars jump bricks everybody, lung on the table, this has the murkiest, yet he numb out the prowler oint (uh) and bubblegummy sink into the sofa clicker the pilot his choice of cobra (hissssss) the venom remains the same of stale toxins camo'd with the now ornamental options good i got this grave half dug (true) With Yanni coverin 'Cats' to make the worse than it was (nooo) playin (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is sweet (death is sweet) sucks (sucker) Damien probably wishin I'd donate a this s--t's chiller than any I've had in months the iron drew 'em all loopy (real loopy) so when he extended a hand the planets plutos(?) went and perfect syncopated to crispy critters synchronized swimmers in boric rivers mmmm, poor so lick chopped chicken, who dares a shot at pigeons? why I (Vast get em!) he surfs city circuits for the power and the to the cowards in the quarry, you will always before me its Doc Roc effect, campfire stories like I threw ya mama from the train for tryin to on 'Porkies' He finds the garbage inspiring than the good stuff (right) his ink sleeps while the military look look, im sorry, crooked priority but mr. USA up all night's blackened already skips I'm 'bout to crash this bitch to Wolf Blitzer holler at his boy when he hosts Blind Date it goes spit on CNN and force the war back the cable box gremlins(?) are like props aimed at latest names dropped so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just accepts the inevitable apocalyptic sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, then him bring it on dag nabbit, cat's bastard I dead opinions and it out for the urges of a serpent tryin to stuff it in the jam the curtains
(Chorus) He's to the guns (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box the opposites'll shake hands (no) enough for the world's hand baskets enough for the world's hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, recognize the (right) for element of surprise and demise
(Verse 2) From to disco in hula-hoops murder the fads before the murder you and yours me and find T&A on TNT to the iris more than TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but important (right?) I know, Mork porked Mindy in episode, WATCH P-O-W-B over the rumbling cannons and lest amateurs, bystander analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm die' phase now it's 'well, I'm gonna die, get this barn's sides raised' so when they ask 'whats opinion on the war?' I tell 'em sucks donkey dick. what's the Knicks' score?' it's his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) dusk muskrat (uhmm) tusk jab (uhmm) elegant leggin it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and medicine is Get a doubt community duel glazed over blank, white sockets lookin for a heavy seven richter to shiver the crocs right up out they novacaine, bloodwork thru the loch ness hostage, no shame, suck the fear out his so the nozzles hit his nostrils he give a f--k after all, its like on t.v. around the clock the thorns are the anger management is not
(Chorus) He's numb to the guns (right) thanks to the cam glued to the box like the opposites'll shake (put 'em up!) enough for the world's hand baskets enough cells for the hand captured (come on) to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, the misery for element of surprise and demise (come on)
It's like that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we watch the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E