(News Reporter) atop the news this evening just in *static*
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay towards the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see what's going on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) What'd I 900 of the raw in one fist the bum's dumb order in the court where the mortars jump everybody, on the table, this point/counterpoint has the murkiest, yet he numb out the prowler oint (uh) and bubblegummy sink into the sofa the pilot his broadcasted choice of cobra (hissssss) the venom remains the same of stale toxins with the now ornamental satellite options whatever's good i got this half dug (true) With Yanni coverin 'Cats' to the pain worse than it was (nooo) playin (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is sweet (death is sweet) sucks (sucker) Damien probably I'd donate a f--k this s--t's chiller than any conversation had in months the fang drew 'em all loopy (real loopy) so when he extended a hand the planets plutos(?) snoopy and perfect syncopated burnt to critters synchronized swimmers in boric rivers mmmm, so critters chopped chicken, who dares lick a shot at pigeons? why I (Vast get em!) he surfs city for the power and the glory to the cowards in the quarry, you will always blink me its Doc Roc full effect, stories like I threw ya from the train for tryin to front on 'Porkies' He finds the garbage inspiring than the good stuff (right) his ink sleeps the military look tough look, im sorry, crooked list but mr. USA up all blackened heart already skips I'm to crash this bitch to hibernate tell Wolf Blitzer holler at his boy when he hosts Date it goes spit on CNN and the war back thru the cable box gremlins(?) are like stage props aimed at names dropped so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just the inevitable apocalyptic syllabus sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, then him bring it on dag nabbit, cat's bastard I dead opinions and swap it out for the of a serpent tryin to stuff it in the jam the curtains
(Chorus) numb to the guns (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the shake hands (no) enough Hell for the world's baskets enough for the world's hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route yes doggie, the history yes doggie, recognize the (right) switch for element of surprise and
(Verse 2) From m-16's to disco in the fads before the fads murder you and yours me and find T&A on TNT Pleasing to the iris more TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but important (right?) I know, Mork porked Mindy in this episode, P-O-W-B buzz over the cannons and lest amateurs, bystander analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm die' phase now it's 'well, I'm gonna die, lets get this barn's sides so when they ask your opinion on the war?' I tell 'em 'war donkey dick. what's the Knicks' score?' maybe his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) muskrat (uhmm) elephant tusk jab (uhmm) elegant bloodbath it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and medicine is Get a mean community duel glazed over blank, white sockets lookin for a heavy seven richter to shiver the crocs up out they options novacaine, bloodwork spooned the loch ness hostage, no shame, suck the fear out his so when the nozzles hit his he don't give a after all, its like on t.v. around the clock the thorns are the anger management is not
(Chorus) He's numb to the (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the opposites'll hands (put 'em up!) enough Hell for the world's hand cells for the world's hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route yes doggie, the history yes doggie, recognize the switch for element of and demise (come on)
like that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we don't watch the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E