(News Reporter) atop the news this evening this just in
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's going on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) I miss? 900 of the raw in one fist the dumb blitzed order in the where the mortars jump bricks everybody, lung on the table, this Aesop has the murkiest, yet he out the prowler oint (uh) and after bubblegummy sink the sofa the pilot his broadcasted choice of cobra (hissssss) the venom remains the same of stale toxins camo'd with the now ornamental satellite whatever's good i got grave half dug (true) With Yanni coverin 'Cats' to the pain worse than it was (nooo) playin (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is sweet (death is sweet) sucks (sucker) Damien probably I'd donate a f--k this s--t's chiller than any conversation I've had in the iron fang drew 'em all (real loopy) so when he extended a hand the plutos(?) went snoopy and perfect syncopated burnt to critters like synchronized in boric rivers mmmm, so critters lick chopped chicken, who dares lick a shot at why I (Vast get em!) he surfs circuits for the power and the glory to the cowards in the quarry, you will always blink me its Doc Roc full effect, stories like I threw ya from the train for tryin to front on 'Porkies' He finds the garbage more inspiring than the good (right) his ink sleeps while the look tough look, im sorry, crooked list but mr. USA up all night's blackened already skips I'm 'bout to crash this to hibernate tell Wolf holler at his boy when he hosts Blind Date it goes on CNN and force the war back thru the cable box gremlins(?) are like stage aimed at latest names dropped so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just the inevitable apocalyptic syllabus sing along, chemical poison, then watch him bring it on dag nabbit, cat's bastard I dead and swap it out for the urges of a serpent tryin to stuff it in the jam before the
(Chorus) He's to the guns (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box the opposites'll shake hands (no) Hell for the world's hand baskets enough Cell's for the hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons re-route imagery yes doggie, the history yes doggie, recognize the (right) for element of surprise and demise
(Verse 2) From m-16's to in hula-hoops murder the fads before the fads you and yours me and mine T&A on TNT Pleasing to the iris than TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but important (right?) I know, Mork porked in this episode, WATCH buzz over the rumbling cannons and lest amateurs, bystander analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm die' phase now 'well, I'm gonna die, lets get this barn's sides raised' so when they ask 'whats your opinion on the I tell 'em 'war sucks dick. what's the Knicks' score?' maybe it's his allergies to and pitchforks (umm, umm) muskrat (uhmm) elephant tusk jab (uhmm) elegant leggin it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and is born Get a mean doubt community duel glazed over blank, white lookin for a heavy seven richter to shiver the right up out they options novacaine, bloodwork thru the loch ness hostage, no shame, the fear out his muck so when the nozzles hit his he don't a f--k after all, its just like on t.v. the clock the thorns are the anger management is not
(Chorus) He's numb to the (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the shake hands (put 'em up!) enough for the world's hand baskets enough cells for the world's hand (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he buttons that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, the misery switch for of surprise and demise (come on)
It's like that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we don't watch the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E