(News Reporter) atop the news this evening this just in
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay towards the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's going on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) What'd I 900 of the raw in one fist the bum's blitzed order in the court where the mortars jump everybody, on the table, this point/counterpoint Aesop has the murkiest, yet he numb out the oint (uh) and bubblegummy sink into the sofa clicker the pilot his broadcasted of cobra (hissssss) the venom remains the game of stale toxins with the now ornamental satellite options whatever's i got this grave half dug (true) With Yanni coverin to make the pain worse than it was (nooo) marbles (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is sweet (death is sweet) hell (sucker) Damien probably wishin I'd a f--k this s--t's chiller than any I've had in months the iron drew 'em all loopy (real loopy) so when he extended a hand the plutos(?) went snoopy and perfect syncopated burnt to crispy like synchronized swimmers in boric mmmm, so critters chopped chicken, who dares lick a shot at pigeons? why I (Vast get em!) he surfs city for the power and the glory to the in the quarry, you will always blink before me its Doc Roc effect, campfire stories like I ya mama from the train for tryin to front on 'Porkies' He finds the garbage more inspiring than the good (right) his ink sleeps while the military look look, im sorry, crooked list but mr. USA up all blackened heart already skips I'm 'bout to crash this to hibernate tell Wolf Blitzer holler at his boy when he Blind Date it goes spit on CNN and force the war thru the cable box gremlins(?) are like stage props aimed at latest names so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just accepts the inevitable apocalyptic sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, then him bring it on dag nabbit, that cat's I opinions and swap it out for the urges of a serpent tryin to it in the jam before the curtains
(Chorus) He's numb to the guns (right) thanks to the cam glued to the box the opposites'll shake hands (no) enough Hell for the world's hand enough for the world's hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he buttons that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, recognize the (right) switch for element of and demise
(Verse 2) From to disco in hula-hoops murder the fads before the fads you and yours me and mine T&A on TNT Pleasing to the iris than TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but (right?) I know, STOP Mork porked Mindy in episode, WATCH buzz over the rumbling cannons and lest amateurs, bystander analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm die' phase now it's 'well, I'm die, lets get this barn's sides raised' so when they ask 'whats your opinion on the I tell 'em sucks donkey dick. what's the Knicks' score?' maybe his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) dusk muskrat (uhmm) elephant jab (uhmm) bloodbath leggin it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and medicine is Get a doubt community duel glazed over blank, white sockets lookin for a heavy seven richter to shiver the crocs right up out they novacaine, bloodwork spooned thru the loch hostage, no shame, suck the fear out his so when the nozzles hit his he don't give a after all, its just like on t.v. around the the thorns are real the management is not
(Chorus) He's numb to the guns (right) thanks to the cam to the box like the opposites'll shake hands (put 'em up!) enough Hell for the world's baskets enough cells for the world's hand (come on) numb to the (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, recognize the switch for element of surprise and (come on)
like that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we don't watch the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E