(News Reporter) atop the news this evening just in *static*
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations asked us that we are, uhh, to stay towards the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's going on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) I miss? 900 of the raw in one fist the bum's blitzed in the court where the mortars jump bricks everybody, lung on the table, this Aesop has the murkiest, yet he numb out the prowler (uh) and bubblegummy sink into the sofa clicker the pilot his choice of cobra (hissssss) the venom remains the game of stale toxins camo'd with the now ornamental satellite whatever's good i got this grave dug (true) With coverin 'Cats' to make the pain worse than it was (nooo) playin (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is sweet (death is sweet) sucks (sucker) probably wishin I'd donate a f--k this s--t's chiller than any conversation I've had in the fang drew 'em all loopy (real loopy) so when he extended a hand the planets plutos(?) went and perfect syncopated burnt to critters like synchronized swimmers in rivers mmmm, so critters lick chopped chicken, who dares a shot at pigeons? why I (Vast get em!) he city circuits for the power and the glory to the cowards in the quarry, you always blink before me its Doc Roc effect, campfire stories like I ya mama from the train for tryin to front on 'Porkies' He finds the garbage more inspiring than the stuff (right) his ink sleeps while the look tough look, im sorry, crooked list but mr. USA up all blackened heart already skips I'm 'bout to crash bitch to hibernate tell Wolf Blitzer holler at his boy when he Blind Date it goes spit on CNN and force the war back the cable box gremlins(?) are like stage props aimed at latest names so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just accepts the inevitable syllabus sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, then him bring it on dag nabbit, cat's bastard I dead opinions and it out for the urges of a serpent tryin to it in the jam before the curtains
(Chorus) numb to the guns (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the shake hands (no) enough Hell for the world's baskets enough Cell's for the world's hand (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, recognize the yes doggie, the misery (right) switch for element of and demise
(Verse 2) m-16's to disco in hula-hoops murder the fads the fads murder you and yours me and mine T&A on TNT Pleasing to the iris more TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but (right?) I know, STOP Mork Mindy in this episode, WATCH P-O-W-B over the rumbling cannons and lest amateurs, bystander analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm die' phase now it's 'well, I'm gonna die, lets get this sides raised' so they ask 'whats your opinion on the war?' I tell 'em 'war sucks dick. what's the Knicks' score?' it's his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) dusk (uhmm) elephant tusk jab (uhmm) elegant leggin it, egg 'em on preg-a-nant and medicine is born Get a mean doubt community duel glazed blank, white sockets lookin for a seven richter to shiver the crocs right up out they options novacaine, bloodwork thru the loch ness hostage, no shame, suck the out his muck so when the hit his nostrils he don't a f--k after all, its just like on t.v. around the the thorns are real the management is not
(Chorus) He's numb to the guns (right) thanks to the cam glued to the box the opposites'll shake hands (put 'em up!) enough for the world's hand baskets enough cells for the hand captured (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route yes doggie, the history yes doggie, the misery switch for of surprise and demise (come on)
It's like that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we don't the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E