(News Reporter) atop the news this evening just in *static*
thanks, bob. (helicopter sounds, gunshots in background) due to extreme technology advancements, I'm able to report to you live here, from what military officials are calling a 'hot zone.' As you can see and hear, I'm right in the middle of the battlefield. Our pentagon regulations us that we are, uhh, to stay towards the, uhh, back of the unit. But let me see if I can bring us a little closer so you can see exactly what's going on....*explosion*
(Aesop Rock)(Verse 1) What'd I 900 of the raw in one fist the bum's dumb order in the court where the jump bricks everybody, lung on the table, point/counterpoint Aesop has the murkiest, yet he numb out the oint (uh) and after bubblegummy sink the sofa clicker the pilot his broadcasted choice of (hissssss) the venom the same game of stale toxins camo'd the now ornamental satellite options whatever's i got this grave half dug (true) With Yanni coverin 'Cats' to make the pain than it was (nooo) marbles (playin marbles) hit by a bus (hit by a bus) death is sweet (death is sweet) hell (sucker) Damien probably wishin I'd a f--k s--t's chiller than any conversation I've had in months the iron fang 'em all loopy (real loopy) so when he a hand the planets plutos(?) went snoopy and perfect syncopated to crispy critters like synchronized in boric rivers mmmm, poor so lick chicken, who dares lick a shot at pigeons? why I (Vast get em!) he surfs city circuits for the power and the to the in the quarry, you will always blink before me its Doc Roc full effect, stories I threw ya mama from the train for tryin to front on 'Porkies' He finds the garbage more inspiring than the good (right) his ink sleeps the military look tough look, im sorry, crooked list but mr. USA up all blackened heart already skips I'm 'bout to crash this to hibernate tell Wolf Blitzer holler at his boy when he hosts Blind it goes spit on CNN and force the war thru the cable box gremlins(?) are like stage props aimed at latest dropped so now we ignorant, (right?) no (no) we just accepts the inevitable syllabus sing along, Zook-a-dize chemical poison, then him bring it on dag nabbit, that cat's I opinions and swap it out for the urges of a tryin to stuff it in the jam before the curtains
(Chorus) He's numb to the (right) thanks to the tank cam glued to the box like the shake hands (no) Hell for the world's hand baskets enough Cell's for the world's hand (come on) numb to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons re-route imagery yes doggie, the history yes doggie, the misery (right) switch for element of surprise and
(Verse 2) From m-16's to disco in murder the fads before the fads you and yours me and find T&A on TNT Pleasing to the more than TNT on DNA (oh) morbid but (right?) I know, STOP Mork porked in this episode, WATCH P-O-W-B over the rumbling cannons and lest amateurs, bystander analyst went thru the 'holy f--kin' s--t, I'm gonna die' now 'well, I'm gonna die, lets get this barn's sides raised' so when they ask 'whats opinion on the war?' I tell 'em 'war sucks donkey dick. what's the score?' it's his allergies to horns and pitchforks (umm, umm) dusk muskrat (uhmm) tusk jab (uhmm) bloodbath leggin it, egg 'em on television preg-a-nant and is born Get a mean doubt community duel glazed blank, white sockets lookin for a heavy seven richter to shiver the right up out they options novacaine, bloodwork spooned the loch ness hostage, no shame, suck the fear out his so when the nozzles hit his he don't give a after all, its like on t.v. around the clock the thorns are the anger management is not
(Chorus) He's numb to the guns (right) to the tank cam glued to the box like the shake hands (put 'em up!) enough Hell for the world's hand enough cells for the world's hand (come on) to the guns (riiiight) now he touch buttons that'll re-route imagery yes doggie, the history yes doggie, recognize the for element of surprise and demise (come on)
It's like that....yea we don't watch, uhh, we don't the war, we watch f--kin...f--kin bikini car wash...s--t's more amusing to me these days...sorry if that makes me an ASSH--E