Nuclear Infected

I'm nuclear infected
I really don't mind
I just go out when the sun goes down
And have a real good time

And I can clear out any ballgame
In a minute and a half
I just show up, glow up
And have a real good laugh

When I'm happy I glow yellow
When I'm sad I glow blue
And I glow red hot
When I'm in bed with you

I'm nuclear infected
Really ain't that bad
In fact it's about the best time
I guess I ever had

I'm nuclear infected
I'm looking for a mate
So slip on something lead, babe
And go out on a date

When I'm happy I glow yellow
When I'm sad I glow blue, yeah
And I glow red hot
When I'm in bed with you

Nuclear infected, don't make me angry
Nuclear infected, don't make me shake
Nuclear infected, don't get me to sneeze
Nuclear, that's a big mistake

I want to live on Three Mile Island
Where things are clean and neat
'Cause we don't have no health freaks
Clutterin' up our streets

I'm nuclear infected
Oh, I need something to eat
A China Syndrome Salad
With plutonium and cheese

When I'm happy I glow yellow
When I'm sad I glow blue
And I glow red hot
When I'm in bed with you