I got a job in Atlanta in a mall Santa Not because of any but because I was the only one the suit fit
Everybody shopping, sticky kids were on my lap with their fingers in my beard I guess, thought that I was really it
She sat on my lap and said to me "I'm twenty three and I need You look like someone who with me stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a real time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I didn't know?
I left fifty kids in line were whining, they were crying And mothers they were screaming In and I swear I heard such profanity
I dropped my on the floor They were to block the door They were her a whore They driven to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Dirty blond split ends in the She said, "I to put you under my tree just a little gift from me to me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She had money all her She lookin' to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I just want a full of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a delicate Nor the softness of my Nor the scent of my other
She see through my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a when She discovered my plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the with me It's warmer by the fire" She didn't know that there was of me She'd to learn to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no man's I'm lookin' for the me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me It's really hard to me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's I gotta play me It's hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I feel me