I got a job in Atlanta in a mall Santa Not because of any talent but I was the only one the would fit
Everybody shopping, little kids were Hopping on my lap their fingers in my beard I guess, they thought I was really it
She sat on my lap and said to me "I'm twenty three and I need You like someone who could Play with me with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was to be mine But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I just know?
I left fifty standin' in line They were whining, they crying And their mothers were screaming In and I swear I never heard profanity
I dropped my suit on the They were trying to the door They were her a whore They were to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Benz Dirty split ends in the breeze She said, "I to put you under my tree You're a little gift from me to me"
I'm in no man's land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a real time I'd pay you double overtime
She had all her life She lookin' to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I just want a full of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a delicate Nor the of my skin Nor the of my other personalities
She didn't see my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a surprise She discovered my plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the with me It's warmer by the fire" She didn't know that was more of me She'd to learn to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I play me It's really hard to me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no land I gotta play me It's hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm looking for the me If I could feel me