I got a job in in a mall playing Santa Not of any talent but because I was the one the suit would fit
shopping, little sticky kids were Hopping on my lap with fingers in my beard I guess, they thought that I was it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm three and I need someone You look someone who could Play with me stay with me, all day me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna you a real good time I'd pay you double overtime
She was to be mine But my job was on the Should I stay or I go Or I just know?
I left fifty kids standin' in They were whining, were crying And their mothers were screaming In hysterics and I I never such profanity
I dropped my on the floor were trying to block the door They were calling her a They driven to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Benz Dirty blond split ends in the She said, "I want to put you my tree You're just a little from me to me"
I'm in no man's land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a real time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She had all her life She wasn't lookin' to become my She said, "I you understand, I just a night full of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a chin Nor the softness of my Nor the of my other personalities
She didn't see my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a when She discovered my plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the floor me warmer here by the fire" She know that there was more of me have to learn to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no land I'm lookin' for the me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I gotta me really hard to stay me
Hey, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I play me really hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I feel me