I got a job in in a mall playing Santa Not of any talent but because I was the only one the suit fit
shopping, little sticky kids were Hopping on my lap with fingers in my beard I guess, they thought I was really it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm three and I need someone You look someone who could Play with me stay me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna you a real good time I'd gladly pay you double
She was to be mine But my job was on the Should I stay or I go Or I just didn't
I left fifty kids standin' in They were whining, they crying And their mothers they were In hysterics and I I never such profanity
I dropped my on the floor They were trying to block the were calling her a whore They were to nativital insanity
We away in her Mercedes Benz Dirty blond ends in the breeze She said, "I want to put you my tree You're just a little gift me to me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't to find a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a real time I'd gladly pay you double
She had money all her She wasn't lookin' to my wife She said, "I you understand, I just want a night of man, Sonny"
She didn't notice I was a delicate chin Nor the of my skin Nor the of my other personalities
She didn't see my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a when She my emotional plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the floor me warmer here by the fire" She know that there was more of me She'd to learn to love all four of me
I'm in no man's land I'm lookin' for the me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's I gotta play me It's really to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I gotta me It's really hard to me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If I could feel me