I got a job in in a mall playing Santa Not because of any talent but I was the only one the suit fit
Everybody shopping, sticky kids were Hopping on my lap with their in my beard I guess, they thought that I was it
She sat on my lap and said to me "I'm twenty three and I need You look like who could Play me stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm show you a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I didn't know?
I left fifty standin' in line They were whining, were crying And their mothers were screaming In and I swear I never heard profanity
I dropped my on the floor They were to block the door They calling her a whore They were to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Dirty blond split in the breeze She said, "I to put you under my tree You're a little gift from me to me"
I'm in no man's land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd gladly pay you double
She had all her life She wasn't lookin' to my wife She said, "I you understand, I just a night full of man, Sonny"
She didn't notice I was With a delicate Nor the of my skin Nor the of my other personalities
She see through my disguises Didn't see it in my She was in for a when She my emotional plurality
She "Come and lay down on the floor with me It's here by the fire" She didn't know that there was of me She'd have to to love all four of me
I'm in no man's land I'm lookin' for the me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I play me It's really to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I gotta me It's hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If I could feel me