I got a job in Atlanta in a playing Santa Not of any talent but because I was the one the suit would fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky kids Hopping on my lap their fingers in my beard I guess, they thought that I was it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm twenty three and I need You look someone who could Play me stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's seem to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a real time I'd pay you double overtime
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the I stay or should I go Or I didn't know?
I left fifty kids standin' in They were whining, they crying And their mothers they screaming In hysterics and I I never such profanity
I dropped my suit on the were trying to block the door They were her a whore They were driven to nativital
We drove away in her Benz Dirty blond ends in the breeze She said, "I want to put you under my just a little gift from me to me"
'Cause I'm in no man's seem to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a real good I'd gladly pay you double
She had all her life She lookin' to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I just want a full of man, Sonny"
She didn't notice I was a delicate chin Nor the softness of my Nor the of my other personalities
She didn't see my disguises Didn't see it in my She was in for a when She my emotional plurality
She said "Come and lay on the floor with me It's warmer by the fire" She know that there was more of me She'd have to learn to love all of me
'Cause I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me It's really to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no land I gotta play me It's really hard to me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I could me