I got a job in Atlanta in a playing Santa Not of any talent but because I was the only one the would fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky were Hopping on my lap with their fingers in my I guess, thought that I was really it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm twenty three and I need You look like someone who Play with me stay with me, all day me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna you a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was to be mine But my job was on the I stay or should I go Or I just didn't
I left kids standin' in line They were whining, were crying And mothers they were screaming In hysterics and I I never heard profanity
I dropped my suit on the They trying to block the door They calling her a whore They were driven to insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Dirty blond ends in the breeze She said, "I want to put you under my You're just a little gift me to me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a good time I'd gladly pay you double
She had all her life She lookin' to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I just want a night of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a chin Nor the softness of my Nor the of my other personalities
She didn't see through my Didn't see it in my She was in for a surprise She discovered my plurality
She said "Come and lay on the floor with me It's here by the fire" She didn't that there was more of me She'd have to learn to love all of me
I'm in no man's land I'm lookin' for the me If only I could me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I gotta me really hard to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no man's I gotta play me It's hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I feel me