I got a job in in a mall playing Santa Not because of any but because I was the only one the suit fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky kids Hopping on my lap with their fingers in my I guess, they that I was really it
She sat on my lap and said to me "I'm twenty three and I someone You like someone who could Play with me stay me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was to be mine But my job was on the I stay or should I go Or I just know?
I fifty kids standin' in line were whining, they were crying And mothers they were screaming In hysterics and I I never such profanity
I my suit on the floor were trying to block the door They were calling her a They were driven to insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Dirty blond split in the breeze She said, "I want to put you my tree You're just a gift from me to me"
I'm in no man's land Can't to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd pay you double overtime
She had all her life She wasn't lookin' to become my She said, "I you understand, I just a night full of man, Sonny"
She notice I was thin With a chin Nor the softness of my Nor the of my other personalities
She see through my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a when She discovered my emotional
She said "Come and lay on the floor with me It's warmer by the fire" She didn't know that there was of me She'd to learn to love all four of me
I'm in no man's land I'm for the real me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I play me really hard to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I could me You know, I'm in no land I gotta play me It's really hard to me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm looking for the me If I could feel me