I got a job in in a mall playing Santa Not of any talent but because I was the only one the would fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky were on my lap with their fingers in my beard I guess, they that I was really it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm three and I need someone You look someone who could with me stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's seem to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a real good I'd pay you double overtime
She was to be mine But my job was on the Should I stay or I go Or I just didn't
I left fifty standin' in line They were whining, they crying And their mothers they were In and I swear I heard such profanity
I dropped my suit on the They were trying to block the They were her a whore They were to nativital insanity
We away in her Mercedes Benz blond split ends in the breeze She said, "I want to put you under my You're just a little gift me to me"
'Cause I'm in no man's seem to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She had all her life She wasn't lookin' to become my She said, "I you understand, I just a night full of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin a delicate chin Nor the of my skin Nor the scent of my other
She didn't see my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a when She discovered my emotional
She said "Come and lay on the floor with me warmer here by the fire" She didn't know there was more of me She'd to learn to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no land I'm lookin' for the me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no man's I gotta play me It's really hard to me
Hey, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I play me It's hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I feel me