I got a job in Atlanta in a playing Santa Not because of any talent but I was the only one the suit fit
Everybody shopping, little kids were Hopping on my lap with their in my beard I guess, they thought that I was it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm three and I need someone You look like who could Play with me with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm show you a real good time I'd gladly pay you double
She was to be mine But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I just know?
I left fifty kids standin' in They were whining, they were And their mothers they screaming In hysterics and I I never heard profanity
I dropped my suit on the They were trying to block the They calling her a whore They were driven to nativital
We drove away in her Benz Dirty blond split ends in the She said, "I want to put you my tree You're a little gift from me to me"
I'm in no man's land Can't to find a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a good time I'd pay you double overtime
She had money all her She wasn't lookin' to become my She said, "I you understand, I just want a night of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a delicate Nor the of my skin Nor the scent of my other
She didn't see through my see it in my eyes She was in for a surprise She my emotional plurality
She "Come and lay down on the floor with me It's here by the fire" She didn't know that there was of me She'd have to to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no land I'm lookin' for the me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's I gotta play me It's hard to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I gotta me It's really to stay me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm looking for the me If only I feel me