I got a job in Atlanta in a mall Santa Not of any talent but because I was the only one the would fit
shopping, little sticky kids were Hopping on my lap with their in my beard I guess, they that I was really it
She sat on my lap and said to me "I'm three and I need someone You look like someone who with me stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm show you a real good time I'd pay you double overtime
She was to be mine But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I just know?
I left fifty kids in line They whining, they were crying And their mothers they screaming In hysterics and I I never heard such
I my suit on the floor They were trying to block the They were calling her a They were driven to nativital
We away in her Mercedes Benz Dirty blond split in the breeze She said, "I want to put you my tree You're a little gift from me to me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd pay you double overtime
She had money all her She lookin' to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I just want a night of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a chin Nor the of my skin Nor the scent of my other
She see through my disguises Didn't see it in my She was in for a surprise She my emotional plurality
She said "Come and lay on the floor with me It's warmer by the fire" She didn't know that there was of me She'd have to learn to all four of me
I'm in no man's land I'm lookin' for the me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me It's really hard to me
Hey, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I play me It's really to stay me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I feel me