I got a job in Atlanta in a playing Santa Not of any talent but because I was the one the suit would fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky were Hopping on my lap with their fingers in my I guess, they thought I was really it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm three and I need someone You look someone who could Play me stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna you a real good time I'd pay you double overtime
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I just know?
I left fifty kids standin' in They were whining, they were And their mothers were screaming In and I swear I never heard such
I dropped my suit on the were trying to block the door They calling her a whore were driven to nativital insanity
We away in her Mercedes Benz Dirty blond split in the breeze She said, "I want to put you under my You're just a little from me to me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a real good I'd gladly pay you double
She had all her life She wasn't to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I want a night full of man, Sonny"
She didn't notice I was a delicate chin Nor the softness of my Nor the scent of my personalities
She didn't see my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a when She discovered my plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the floor me warmer here by the fire" She didn't know there was more of me She'd have to learn to love all of me
I'm in no man's land I'm for the real me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no man's I gotta play me It's really hard to me
Hey, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I gotta me It's really to stay me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If I could feel me