I got a job in Atlanta in a playing Santa Not of any talent but because I was the only one the would fit
Everybody shopping, little kids were Hopping on my lap with fingers in my beard I guess, they thought I was really it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm twenty three and I someone You look like someone who with me stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a good time I'd gladly pay you double
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the I stay or should I go Or I didn't know?
I fifty kids standin' in line They were whining, were crying And their mothers they screaming In hysterics and I I never heard such
I dropped my suit on the were trying to block the door They were her a whore They were driven to nativital
We drove away in her Benz Dirty split ends in the breeze She said, "I want to put you under my You're just a little from me to me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She had all her life She wasn't to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I just want a full of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a delicate Nor the of my skin Nor the scent of my other
She see through my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a surprise She discovered my plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the floor me warmer here by the fire" She didn't that there was more of me She'd have to learn to love all of me
'Cause I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's I gotta play me It's really hard to me
Hey, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's I gotta play me It's hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I could me