I got a job in Atlanta in a playing Santa Not because of any talent but I was the only one the would fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky were Hopping on my lap their fingers in my beard I guess, thought that I was really it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm three and I need someone You look like who could Play with me stay me, all day with me"
I'm in no man's land Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm show you a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I didn't know?
I left fifty standin' in line They were whining, they crying And their mothers were screaming In hysterics and I I never heard profanity
I my suit on the floor They trying to block the door They were calling her a They driven to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Dirty blond split ends in the She said, "I to put you under my tree You're a little gift from me to me"
I'm in no man's land Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She had money all her She wasn't lookin' to my wife She said, "I you understand, I want a night full of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a delicate Nor the softness of my Nor the of my other personalities
She didn't see through my Didn't see it in my She was in for a when She my emotional plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the with me warmer here by the fire" She know that there was more of me She'd have to learn to all four of me
I'm in no man's land I'm lookin' for the me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me It's really to stay me
Hey, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me It's really to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If I could feel me