I got a job in in a mall playing Santa Not because of any talent but I was the only one the suit fit
Everybody shopping, sticky kids were Hopping on my lap with their in my beard I guess, thought that I was really it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm three and I need someone You look like someone who Play with me with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a real time I'd gladly pay you double
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I just know?
I left kids standin' in line They were whining, they were And mothers they were screaming In hysterics and I I never such profanity
I dropped my on the floor They trying to block the door were calling her a whore They driven to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Dirty blond ends in the breeze She said, "I to put you under my tree You're a little gift from me to me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a real time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She had all her life She wasn't lookin' to become my She said, "I you understand, I just a night full of man, Sonny"
She didn't notice I was a delicate chin Nor the of my skin Nor the of my other personalities
She see through my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a surprise She discovered my emotional
She said "Come and lay down on the with me It's warmer by the fire" She didn't know that there was of me She'd have to learn to all four of me
'Cause I'm in no man's I'm lookin' for the me If only I could me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I gotta me really hard to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no land I gotta play me It's hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If I could feel me