I got a job in in a mall playing Santa Not because of any talent but I was the only one the would fit
Everybody shopping, sticky kids were Hopping on my lap with fingers in my beard I guess, they thought that I was it
She sat down on my lap and to me "I'm twenty three and I someone You look like who could Play me stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't to find a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm show you a real good time I'd gladly pay you double
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the Should I stay or I go Or I just didn't
I left fifty kids standin' in They were whining, were crying And their they were screaming In and I swear I never heard profanity
I dropped my suit on the They were trying to the door They were her a whore were driven to nativital insanity
We away in her Mercedes Benz Dirty blond split ends in the She said, "I to put you under my tree You're a little gift from me to me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't to find a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a real time I'd gladly pay you double
She had all her life She wasn't to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I just want a night of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a chin Nor the softness of my Nor the scent of my other
She didn't see through my see it in my eyes She was in for a when She discovered my plurality
She said "Come and lay on the floor with me It's here by the fire" She didn't know that was more of me have to learn to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no land I'm lookin' for the me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me really hard to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me It's really hard to me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I could me