Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the story of a young couple in Portland,

waiting for her husband Don
To return home work, she reaches for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the tiny fish a piece of lettuce
She notices a small at the bottom of the can
on it is a telephone number

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, be right over"
Placing the phone back on the hook, she
To see three smartly men standing in her kitchen doorway
Before she realizes what is to her
She is rolled in long sheets of cellophane
Transported to an international airport and placed on a jet-liner
All this being too much for her to comprehend, she out

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign nation
'Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc
Ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a ekat ti'
Alone, her escape impossible
She seeks comfort in the of a confidential agent

With the of her kiss still warm upon his lips
He her to the hands of three scientists
Who are engaged in diabolical, experiments previously
Performed on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as their subject, they are delighted the results
For the first time, a human being is transformed a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine

Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 of cigarettes a day
Sits at a local bar and has a few beers the regulars
Bored, attention turns to the television set
That just hangs from the wall, to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, Al says
"S-say, Don, there sure is something about that bowling ball"
To which the Don replies
"Oh my God! bowling ball, it's my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from story is
Next time you place order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"