Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the story of a young couple in Portland,

waiting for her husband Don
To return home from work, she for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the fish across a piece of lettuce
She notices a note at the bottom of the can
Written on it is a number

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, be right over"
Placing the phone on the hook, she turns
To see three smartly men standing in her kitchen doorway
Before she what is happening to her
She is rolled in long sheets of cellophane
Transported to an international airport and placed on a waiting
All this being too much for her to comprehend, she out

Upon awakening, she herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation
nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb
Ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a t'nseod ti'
Alone, her escape impossible
She seeks in the arms of a confidential agent

With the trace of her kiss warm upon his lips
He her to the hands of three scientists
Who are engaged in diabolical, experiments previously
only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the
For the first time, a being is transformed into a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine

Her Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day
Sits at a bar and has a few beers with the regulars
Bored, everyone's turns to the television set
That just hangs the wall, welcome to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, Al says
"S-say, Don, there is something familiar about that bowling ball"
To which the Don replies
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from story is
Next time you place order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"