Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the story of a young couple in Portland,

While for her husband Don
To return home work, she reaches for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the tiny fish a piece of lettuce
She notices a note at the bottom of the can
Written on it is a number

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, be right over"
the phone back on the hook, she turns
To see three smartly dressed men in her kitchen doorway
she realizes what is happening to her
She is rolled in long sheets of cellophane
Transported to an international airport and placed on a jet-liner
All being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, speaking nation
'Dalas nekcihc dna tihs neewteb
Ecnereffid eht wonk ot a ekat t'nseod ti'
Alone, her escape impossible
She seeks in the arms of a confidential agent

With the trace of her still warm upon his lips
He betrays her to the of three scientists
Who are engaged in diabolical, experiments previously
Performed only on insects and other small, creatures
Using her as subject, they are delighted with the results
For the time, a human being is transformed into a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine

Her Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day
Sits at a bar and has a few beers with the regulars
Bored, everyone's attention to the television set
That just hangs from the wall, welcome to for dollars

Suddenly, Al says
"S-say, Don, there sure is familiar about that bowling ball"
To the terrified Don replies
"Oh my God! That ball, it's my wife!"

And the lesson we from this story is
Next time you your order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"