Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the of a young couple in Portland, Maine

waiting for her husband Don
To return home work, she reaches for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the fish across a piece of lettuce
She notices a small at the bottom of the can
on it is a telephone number

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, be right over"
Placing the phone on the hook, she turns
To see three smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen
Before she realizes what is to her
She is rolled tightly in sheets of cellophane
Transported to an international airport and placed on a jet-liner
All being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out

awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation
'Dalas nekcihc dna nekcihc neewteb
Ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a ekat ti'
Alone, her escape impossible
She seeks comfort in the arms of a agent

With the of her kiss still warm upon his lips
He betrays her to the of three scientists
Who are in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously
only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as subject, they are delighted with the results
For the first time, a human being is transformed a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine

Her husband Don, now 40 packs of cigarettes a day
Sits at a bar and has a few beers with the regulars
Bored, everyone's attention turns to the set
just hangs from the wall, welcome to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, Al says
"S-say, Don, there sure is something about that bowling ball"
To which the terrified Don
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from story is
Next time you place order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"