Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the story of a couple in Portland, Maine

While waiting for her Don
To return home work, she reaches for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the fish across a piece of lettuce
She notices a small note at the of the can
on it is a telephone number

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, be right over"
Placing the phone back on the hook, she
To see smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway
Before she realizes what is to her
She is rolled tightly in long of cellophane
Transported to an international airport and placed on a waiting
All this being too much for her to comprehend, she out

awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation
'Dalas nekcihc dna nekcihc neewteb
Ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a t'nseod ti'
Alone, fearing her escape
She seeks comfort in the arms of a confidential

the trace of her kiss still warm upon his lips
He her to the hands of three scientists
Who are in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously
only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the
For the first time, a being is transformed into a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, back in Portland,

Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of a day
Sits at a bar and has a few beers with the regulars
Bored, attention turns to the television set
That just hangs from the wall, to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, Al says
"S-say, Don, there is something familiar about that bowling ball"
To the terrified Don replies
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, my wife!"

And the we learn from this story is
Next time you place your order, don't to say, "No anchovies please"