Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the story of a young in Portland, Maine

While waiting for her Don
To home from work, she reaches for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the tiny across a piece of lettuce
She a small note at the bottom of the can
Written on it is a telephone

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll be over"
Placing the phone on the hook, she turns
To see three smartly men standing in her kitchen doorway
she realizes what is happening to her
She is rolled tightly in long sheets of
Transported to an international airport and placed on a waiting
All this too much for her to comprehend, she passes out

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking
'Dalas dna tihs nekcihc neewteb
Ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a ekat ti'
Alone, fearing her escape
She seeks comfort in the arms of a agent

With the of her kiss still warm upon his lips
He betrays her to the hands of three
Who are engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments
Performed on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the
For the first time, a human being is into a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine

Her husband Don, now 40 packs of cigarettes a day
Sits at a bar and has a few beers with the regulars
Bored, attention turns to the television set
just hangs from the wall, welcome to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, Al says
"S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that ball"
To which the terrified Don
"Oh my God! bowling ball, it's my wife!"

And the lesson we from this story is
Next time you place your order, don't forget to say, "No please"