Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the story of a young in Portland, Maine

While waiting for her Don
To return home from work, she reaches for a can of
As she spreads the tiny fish a piece of lettuce
She a small note at the bottom of the can
on it is a telephone number

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll be over"
the phone back on the hook, she turns
To see three smartly dressed men in her kitchen doorway
Before she realizes is happening to her
She is rolled tightly in long sheets of
Transported to an international airport and on a waiting jet-liner
All this being too for her to comprehend, she passes out

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign nation
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Ecnereffid eht wonk ot a ekat t'nseod ti'
Alone, her escape impossible
She seeks comfort in the of a confidential agent

With the of her kiss still warm upon his lips
He betrays her to the hands of three
Who are in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously
only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the
For the first time, a human being is transformed a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, back in Portland,

Her Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day
Sits at a local bar and has a few beers the regulars
Bored, everyone's attention turns to the set
That hangs from the wall, welcome to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, Al says
"S-say, Don, there sure is familiar about that bowling ball"
To the terrified Don replies
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from this is
Next time you place your order, don't to say, "No anchovies please"