Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the story of a young couple in Portland,

waiting for her husband Don
To return home from work, she for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of
She notices a small note at the of the can
on it is a telephone number

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, be right over"
the phone back on the hook, she turns
To see three smartly men standing in her kitchen doorway
she realizes what is happening to her
She is rolled tightly in sheets of cellophane
Transported to an international airport and placed on a waiting
All being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out

Upon awakening, she herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation
'Dalas nekcihc dna tihs neewteb
Ecnereffid eht ot suineg a ekat t'nseod ti'
Alone, fearing her escape
She seeks in the arms of a confidential agent

With the trace of her still warm upon his lips
He betrays her to the hands of three
Who are in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously
only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as subject, they are delighted with the results
For the first time, a human being is into a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine

Her husband Don, now 40 packs of cigarettes a day
at a local bar and has a few beers with the regulars
Bored, attention turns to the television set
That just from the wall, welcome to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, crazy Al
"S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that ball"
To the terrified Don replies
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, my wife!"

And the lesson we learn this story is
Next you place your order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"