Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the story of a couple in Portland, Maine

waiting for her husband Don
To return from work, she reaches for a can of anchovies
As she the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce
She notices a note at the bottom of the can
Written on it is a telephone

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, be right over"
the phone back on the hook, she turns
To see smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway
Before she what is happening to her
She is rolled in long sheets of cellophane
to an international airport and placed on a waiting jet-liner
All being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, speaking nation
'Dalas nekcihc dna tihs neewteb
Ecnereffid eht ot suineg a ekat t'nseod ti'
Alone, her escape impossible
She seeks comfort in the of a confidential agent

With the trace of her kiss still warm upon his
He betrays her to the hands of three
Who are engaged in diabolical, avant-garde previously
Performed on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as their subject, are delighted with the results
For the first time, a human is transformed into a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, back in Portland,

Her husband Don, now 40 packs of cigarettes a day
Sits at a local bar and has a few beers with the
Bored, everyone's attention to the television set
That just hangs from the wall, welcome to for dollars

Suddenly, crazy Al
"S-say, Don, there sure is familiar about that bowling ball"
To which the Don replies
"Oh my God! bowling ball, it's my wife!"

And the lesson we from this story is
Next you place your order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"