Luyện nghe bài hát No Anchovies Please

This is the of a young couple in Portland, Maine

waiting for her husband Don
To return home from work, she for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the tiny fish a piece of lettuce
She notices a small note at the of the can
Written on it is a telephone

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, be right over"
Placing the phone back on the hook, she
To see smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway
Before she what is happening to her
She is rolled tightly in long of cellophane
Transported to an airport and placed on a waiting jet-liner
All this being too for her to comprehend, she passes out

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking
'Dalas nekcihc dna nekcihc neewteb
Ecnereffid eht ot suineg a ekat t'nseod ti'
Alone, fearing her escape
She comfort in the arms of a confidential agent

the trace of her kiss still warm upon his lips
He betrays her to the hands of scientists
Who are in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously
Performed only on insects and other small, creatures
Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the
For the first time, a human being is into a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine

Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of a day
Sits at a local bar and has a few beers the regulars
Bored, everyone's attention to the television set
That just hangs from the wall, to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, crazy Al
"S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that ball"
To which the terrified Don
"Oh my God! That ball, it's my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from story is
Next time you place your order, don't forget to say, "No please"