Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So here's a that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive.

What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative guy,
And an anteater plus a hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die
And what's domain, domain, (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
And two minus one, six titles at the Tour de France.

Split a with long division,
the circumference of your circumcision
Live like data and when you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike meal
And Santa multiplied by "I" well I guess that makes him real,
And the square of the NBA is Africa in a box,
How do you a scatter plot? Give the pencil to Michael j fox.

the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
Live like data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

Is new math.

And if you a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
of Asian porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR mathematical minds make smog.
And what's the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a logarithm, duraflame the unnatural log.

Support the with a pro-tractor,
Link Kennedy and with a common factor
Live your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Yeah it's new, it's new, new, it's new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you need to the value of pi
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning struck her,
How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two older then twelve year old tori,
For how many 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory... rape

math can be sexy

Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it be split then it's time to stop,
And havin sex is like fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top,
And sex is like math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head...

new math