Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So here's a song that takes that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive.

What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative guy,
And an plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die
And what's domain, domain, (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
And two balls minus one, six at the Tour de France.

Split a with long division,
the circumference of your circumcision
Live like data and when you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, a Nike worker's meal
And Santa clause multiplied by "I" well I that makes him real,
And the square of the NBA is Africa in a box,
How do you trace a scatter plot? the pencil to Michael j fox.

Take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a abortion
Live like your data, and when all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

Is new math.

And if you a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
Full of porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR mathematical minds make smog.
And what's the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a natural logarithm, the unnatural log.

Support the with a pro-tractor,
Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor
Live like your data, and you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

Yeah it's new, new, it's new, it's new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you to know the value of pi
And there's a metal train that's a mile and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two years then twelve year old tori,
For how many more 30 day months will threesomes be considered statutory... rape

math can be sexy

Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then time to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, it's for the larger one to be on top,
And havin sex is like math homework, I do it best I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're under just do them in your head...

It's new