Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive.

What's a minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy,
And an plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die
And what's domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid too much in his pants
And two minus one, six titles at the Tour de France.

Split a decision long division,
Take the of your circumcision
Live like your data and you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike meal
And Santa clause by "I" well I guess that makes him real,
And the square root of the NBA is in a box,
How do you trace a scatter plot? Give the pencil to j fox.

Take the moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
Live like your data, and you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Is new math.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to me you'd have a tree...
of Asian porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR mathematical minds industrial smog.
And the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a natural logarithm, duraflame the unnatural log.

Support the with a pro-tractor,
Link Kennedy and Lincoln a common factor
Live like your data, and you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Yeah new, it's new, it's new, it's new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's to buy,
In order to predict his volume you need to know the value of pi
And there's a metal train that's a long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it reaches and the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his time and mealtime while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then year old tori,
For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory...

Because can be sexy

Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then it's to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the one to be on top,
And havin sex is math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're thirteen just do them in your head...

It's new