Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So here's a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and it offensive.

What's a pirate minus the Just a creative homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An way to die
And what's domain, domain, (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
And two balls minus one, six at the Tour de France.

Split a decision with division,
the circumference of your circumcision
Live your data and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips by five, that's a Nike worker's meal
And Santa clause by "I" well I guess that makes him real,
And the square of the NBA is Africa in a box,
How do you trace a scatter plot? the pencil to Michael j fox.

Take the approximate moral of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
Live your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

Is new math.

And if you made a factor of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
of Asian porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR mathematical minds make smog.
And the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a natural logarithm, duraflame the unnatural log.

the farmers with a pro-tractor,
Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common
like your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Yeah it's new, it's new, new, it's new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you to know the value of pi
And there's a metal that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free and mealtime while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older twelve year old tori,
For how many more 30 day will their threesomes be considered statutory... rape

math can be sexy

Cause sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
And havin sex is like fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top,
And havin sex is math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're under just do them in your head...

It's new