Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So here's a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and it offensive.

What's a pirate minus the Just a creative homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An way to die
And domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
And two minus one, six titles at the Tour de France.

Split a with long division,
the circumference of your circumcision
Live like your data and you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike meal
And Santa clause multiplied by "I" well I guess makes him real,
And the square of the NBA is Africa in a box,
How do you trace a scatter plot? Give the to Michael j fox.

the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
Live your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Is new math.

And if you made a tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
Full of porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR mathematical minds make smog.
And the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a natural logarithm, duraflame the unnatural log.

the farmers with a pro-tractor,
Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a factor
Live like data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Yeah new, it's new, it's new, it's new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to his volume change you need to know the value of pi
And there's a metal train that's a long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it reaches and the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older twelve year old tori,
For how many 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory... rape

math can be sexy

Cause havin sex is like quadratic if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
And sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top,
And sex is like math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are like women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head...

new math