Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive.

What's a pirate minus the ship? a creative homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a large mutant ant? An ironic way to die
And what's domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too in his pants
And two balls minus one, six titles at the de France.

a decision with long division,
Take the circumference of your
Live like your and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips by five, that's a Nike worker's meal
And clause multiplied by "I" well I guess that makes him real,
And the square root of the NBA is in a box,
How do you trace a plot? Give the pencil to Michael j fox.

Take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life
Live your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

Is new math.

And if you a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
Full of porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR minds make industrial smog.
And what's the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a natural logarithm, duraflame the log.

Support the farmers a pro-tractor,
Link and Lincoln with a common factor
like your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Yeah it's new, it's new, it's new, new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you to know the value of pi
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt her,
How long til it reaches and kills the driver, that he's a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the that a man chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then year old tori,
For how many more 30 day months their threesomes be considered statutory... rape

Because math can be

Cause havin sex is quadratic expansion if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
And sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top,
And havin sex is like math homework, I do it best when I'm in my bed.
And squarin are just like women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head...

It's new