Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive.

What's a pirate minus the Just a creative homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An way to die
And domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
And two balls minus one, six at the Tour de France.

Split a decision long division,
Take the circumference of circumcision
Live like your data and you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike meal
And Santa clause multiplied by "I" I guess that makes him real,
And the square root of the NBA is in a box,
How do you trace a scatter Give the pencil to Michael j fox.

Take the approximate moral proportion of the probable of a pro-life abortion
Live like data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Is new math.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to me you'd have a tree...
of Asian porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR mathematical minds industrial smog.
And what's the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a natural logarithm, the unnatural log.

Support the with a pro-tractor,
Link and Lincoln with a common factor
Live like your data, and when all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

Yeah it's new, new, it's new, it's new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to his volume change you need to know the value of pi
And there's a metal that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then year old tori,
For how many more 30 day will their threesomes be considered statutory... rape

Because math can be

Cause havin sex is like expansion if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the one to be on top,
And havin sex is like homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're under just do them in your head...

It's new