Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So here's a song that takes something not so fun, math, and makes it offensive.

What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a large hungry ant? An ironic way to die
And what's domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his
And two balls minus one, six at the Tour de France.

Split a decision long division,
Take the of your circumcision
Live like your data and when all "set"
Put it all together and you get.

Is new math...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a worker's meal
And Santa clause multiplied by "I" well I guess that him real,
And the square root of the NBA is in a box,
How do you trace a scatter Give the pencil to Michael j fox.

the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
Live like data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

Is new math.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd a tree...
of Asian porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR mathematical minds industrial smog.
And the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a natural logarithm, duraflame the unnatural log.

Support the with a pro-tractor,
Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common
Live your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

it's new, it's new, it's new, it's new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to his volume change you need to know the value of pi
And there's a metal train that's a long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
And if ten of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as who is two years older then twelve year old tori,
For how many 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory... rape

math can be sexy

Cause sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, improper for the larger one to be on top,
And havin sex is like homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're thirteen just do them in your head...

It's new