Luyện nghe bài hát New Math

So a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive.

What's a pirate the ship? Just a creative homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die
And what's domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid too much in his pants
And two balls one, six titles at the Tour de France.

Split a decision with division,
Take the circumference of your
Live like your data and you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get.

Is new math...

a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal
And clause multiplied by "I" well I guess that makes him real,
And the square root of the NBA is in a box,
How do you trace a scatter plot? Give the to Michael j fox.

Take the approximate moral of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
like your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all and whatever you get...

Is new math.

And if you a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...
of Asian porn.
C-A-L-SEE-YOU-LATOR minds make industrial smog.
And what's the opposite of LN(X)[in other words a natural logarithm, duraflame the log.

the farmers with a pro-tractor,
Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common
Live your data, and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and you get...

Yeah it's new, it's new, it's new, new,
new math.

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If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar and he's ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you to know the value of pi
And there's a metal train that's a mile and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it reaches and the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
And if ten of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two older then twelve year old tori,
For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory...

Because can be sexy

Cause havin sex is like quadratic if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, improper for the larger one to be on top,
And havin sex is like math homework, I do it when I'm alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're under thirteen just do in your head...

new math