Vlad: Yes, Vlad? Vlad: Whatchu do in the League? time I'm up against you all I do is feed Swain: As the Master Tactician I Ionian vision. My flock of ravenous ravens perform precision incisions.
Vlad: Da you just say? Oh yea, me too! I hate Ionian scum, but why you hate me, boo? :[ Perhaps I wasn't clear, or maybe you're just slow. Let me break it down, here's the scenario
I came around to get my blue and I saw you through the ward I threw a minute or two ago but still you go and try to grab the steal though you know you outheal me? and you wonder why you feed me? My ravens make a meal to eat while you ulti, Q, and E and then you
Try to run, and you try to Try to make it the jungle to the other side You for help, "Please save me, Vi!" Ravens you alive, you're Decrepified
All is lost, you're out of time your fate, meet your demise OH SHIT Ryze with Sorc Shoes but I hit him my W; he'll Nevermove
Vlad: I've never seen power Swain: They're terrified, all scared of me, so they're at their tower being cowardly
Vlad: battle's gone for hours Swain: My birds devour anything in sight, so away from your tower, let's end this fight
Vlad: I'm eaten My summoner's me
I like to call it poetic justice did you really think your deeds would simply go unpunished, the has always been set in stone, if you go up against me, you get Edgar Allan Poe-ned
Vlad: So what's up with that Raven sitting on your shoulder? it have a name? Are you its rightful owner? HER name is Beatrice you pulse challenged leech and she'll tear you apart before I this speech.
Vlad: Whoa! with the hostility? Did I do something wrong? Anyway, last question: How are you so strong? Swain: Rod of Ages and never steer me wrong, but if you wanna do more damage put on TB's thong and then you
Try to run, and you try to Try to make it across the jungle to the side You for help, "Please save me, Vi!" Ravens eating you alive, Decrepified
All is lost, you're out of time Accept your fate, meet your OH SHIT Ryze with Sorc Shoes but if I hit him with my W he'll
Vlad: never seen such power Swain: They're terrified, all scared of me, so they're sitting at their being cowardly
Vlad: This battle's for hours Swain: My birds devour anything in sight, so step away from your tower, let's end fight
Vlad: I'm eaten My summoner's me
I like to it poetic justice did you really think your deeds would simply go unpunished, the outcome has always been set in stone, if you go up against me, you get Edgar Allan Poe-ned