Vlad: Yes, Vlad? Vlad: Whatchu do in the League? Every time I'm up against you all I do is Swain: As the Master Tactician I halt Ionian vision. My flock of ravenous ravens precision incisions.
Vlad: Da *beep* you just say? Oh yea, me too! I Ionian scum, but why you hate me, boo? :[ Swain: Perhaps I clear, or maybe you're just slow. Let me break it down, here's the scenario
I came around to get my blue and I saw you through the ward I threw a minute or two ago but still you go and try to grab the steal though you know you can't outheal me? and you why you feed me? My ravens make a meal to eat while you ulti, Q, and E and then you
Try to run, and you try to Try to make it across the jungle to the other You plea for help, "Please me, Vi!" eating you alive, you're Decrepified
All is lost, you're out of time Accept your fate, your demise OH SHIT it's with Sorc Shoes but I hit him with my W; he'll
Vlad: I've never such power Swain: They're terrified, all scared of me, so they're sitting at their tower being
Vlad: This battle's gone for Swain: My birds devour anything in sight, so step from your tower, let's end this fight
Vlad: I'm half My summoner's me
I like to call it poetic justice did you really think your deeds would simply go unpunished, the outcome has always been set in stone, if you go up against me, you get Edgar Allan
Vlad: So what's up with that Raven sitting on your Does it have a name? Are you its rightful owner? HER name is you pulse challenged leech and she'll tear you apart before I finish this speech.
Whoa! what's with the hostility? Did I do something wrong? Anyway, last question: How are you so strong? Swain: Rod of and Hourglass never steer me wrong, but if you wanna do more damage put on TB's thong and then you
Try to run, and you try to Try to make it across the jungle to the side You for help, "Please save me, Vi!" Ravens eating you alive, Decrepified
All hope is lost, you're out of Accept your fate, your demise OH it's Ryze with Sorc Shoes but if I hit him my W he'll Nevermove
Vlad: I've never seen such Swain: They're terrified, all of me, so they're sitting at their tower being cowardly
Vlad: battle's gone for hours Swain: My birds devour anything in sight, so step away from your tower, end this fight
I'm beaten half My summoner's me
I like to call it poetic justice did you really think your deeds would go unpunished, the outcome has always been set in stone, if you go up against me, you get Edgar Allan Poe-ned