Vlad: Yes, Vlad? Vlad: Whatchu do in the League? Every time I'm up against you all I do is Swain: As the Master Tactician I halt Ionian vision. My flock of ravenous ravens perform incisions.
Vlad: Da *beep* you just Oh yea, me too! I hate Ionian scum, but why you hate me, boo? :[ Swain: Perhaps I wasn't clear, or maybe you're slow. Let me break it down, here's the scenario
I came around to get my blue and I saw you through the I threw a minute or two ago but still you go and try to grab the steal though you know you can't outheal me? and you wonder why you feed me? My ravens make a meal to eat while you ulti, Q, and E and then you
Try to run, and you try to Try to make it across the jungle to the other You plea for help, "Please me, Vi!" Ravens eating you alive, Decrepified
All is lost, you're out of time Accept fate, meet your demise OH SHIT it's Ryze Sorc Shoes but I hit him my W; he'll Nevermove
Vlad: I've never such power Swain: They're terrified, all scared of me, so sitting at their tower being cowardly
Vlad: This battle's gone for Swain: My birds devour anything in sight, so step away from tower, let's end this fight
I'm beaten half My forsaken me
I like to call it poetic justice did you really think your deeds would simply go unpunished, the outcome has always been set in stone, if you go up against me, you get Edgar Poe-ned
Vlad: So what's up with Raven sitting on your shoulder? Does it have a name? Are you its rightful owner? HER name is Beatrice you pulse challenged leech and she'll tear you before I finish this speech.
Vlad: Whoa! what's with the hostility? Did I do something Anyway, last question: How are you so strong? Swain: Rod of Ages and Hourglass never steer me wrong, but if you wanna do damage put on TB's thong and then you
Try to run, and you try to Try to it across the jungle to the other side You plea for help, "Please me, Vi!" Ravens eating you alive, you're
All hope is lost, out of time Accept your fate, meet your OH SHIT it's Ryze with Shoes but if I hit him my W he'll Nevermove
Vlad: I've never seen power Swain: They're terrified, all scared of me, so they're sitting at their being cowardly
Vlad: This gone for hours Swain: My birds devour anything in sight, so step away your tower, let's end this fight
Vlad: I'm half My forsaken me
I like to call it poetic justice did you really think your deeds would simply go unpunished, the outcome has always been set in stone, if you go up against me, you get Edgar Poe-ned