Vlad: Swain: Yes, Whatchu do in the League? Every time I'm up against you all I do is feed Swain: As the Master Tactician I halt Ionian vision. My flock of ravenous ravens precision incisions.
Vlad: Da *beep* you just say? Oh yea, me too! I Ionian scum, but why you hate me, boo? :[ Swain: Perhaps I wasn't clear, or maybe you're slow. Let me break it down, here's the scenario
I came around to get my blue and I saw you through the ward I threw a minute or two ago but still you go and try to grab the steal though you know you can't outheal me? and you wonder why you feed me? My ravens a meal to eat while you ulti, Q, and E and then you
Try to run, and you try to Try to make it across the jungle to the side You plea for help, "Please me, Vi!" Ravens eating you alive, Decrepified
All hope is lost, you're out of Accept fate, meet your demise OH SHIT it's Ryze Sorc Shoes but I hit him my W; he'll Nevermove
Vlad: I've never seen power They're terrified, all scared of me, so they're sitting at their tower being cowardly
Vlad: battle's gone for hours Swain: My birds devour anything in sight, so step away your tower, let's end this fight
I'm beaten half My forsaken me
I like to call it poetic justice did you really think your deeds would simply go unpunished, the outcome has been set in stone, if you go up against me, you get Edgar Allan Poe-ned
Vlad: So up with that Raven sitting on your shoulder? Does it have a name? Are you its rightful owner? HER name is Beatrice you pulse challenged leech and she'll tear you apart I finish this speech.
Vlad: Whoa! what's with the hostility? Did I do something wrong? Anyway, last question: How are you so Rod of Ages and Hourglass never steer me wrong, but if you wanna do more damage put on TB's thong and then you
Try to run, and you try to Try to make it the jungle to the other side You plea for help, "Please me, Vi!" Ravens eating you alive, you're
All hope is lost, you're out of your fate, meet your demise OH SHIT it's Ryze with Shoes but if I hit him with my W he'll
Vlad: I've never such power Swain: terrified, all scared of me, so they're sitting at their tower being cowardly
Vlad: battle's gone for hours Swain: My birds devour anything in sight, so step away your tower, let's end this fight
I'm beaten half My forsaken me
I like to call it poetic justice did you really think your deeds would go unpunished, the outcome has always been set in stone, if you go up against me, you get Edgar Allan Poe-ned