Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet contestant 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial killa
Who says women love his smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, what's question?

Contestant 1, I believe, first impressions last forever
So, say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to about it
I might up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell
I her in the butt and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinnertime, hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for little brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got some big

After that, dad would try to jump again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now, let's meet contestant 2
a psychopathic, deranged, crack head freak
Who for the dark carnival
He says women call him Stretch
Sharon, lets hear your

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotions
A man who expresses in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I could love you
You like a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
By all these other mutha fuckas outta here

I'd go through your phone book and kill all
And find contestant number 1 and break his jaw, what?
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you don't say it
I have to chock slam your neck and dislocate back
I love songs to you, the best I can
And I club ya in the head like a cave man

Then we go to tha beach and through the sand
I throw a little in face and say, I'm just playin'
As you it all out, I rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up ass crack

Well, it sounds like number 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
gonna have the rights to your Neden

Ok, if we at a dance club
And you both noticed me at the time
me, how would you each get my attention
And what your pick up line be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And ya that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd walk up and slap you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't want contestant number 2, he's mad

I into a barn and there he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss mama?