Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet contestant 1
He's a schizophrenic, killa clown
Who women love his sexy smile
Let's out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions forever
So, let's say you were to come to my parent's house
And have dinner me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that first really stick

see, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, ha, but I it
I'd probably just show up naked I always do
And look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell
I kick her in the butt and tell her, "Get the ready"
dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from mother
I pull a 40 out and some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya
Ya for only 13, she got some big tits

After that, your dad try to jump again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now, let's contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, head freak
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him Stretch
Sharon, lets hear question

I like a man not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you fell in love me
Exactly how would you let me

First thing, I could love you
You sound a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably you that I care
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas here

I'd go through your phone and kill them all
And find contestant number 1 and break his jaw, what?
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you say it back
I have to chock your neck and dislocate your back
I love songs to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the head like a man

Then we go to tha beach and walk the sand
I throw a in your face and say, I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like number 2
Is overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Who's gonna have the rights to Neden

Ok, if we were at a club
And you both me at the same time
Tell me, how would you each get my
And what your pick up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, work even better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't want contestant number 2, mad whack

I into a barn and there he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna your mama?