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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial killa
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions last
So, let's say you to come over to my parent's house
And have with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to think it
I show up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I kick her in the butt and tell her, "Get the ready"
Your dad would probably start and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips

It's dinnertime, hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell ya this
Ya for only 13, she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now, meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack freak
Who works for the dark
He women call him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets hear your

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true
A man who expresses in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You sound like a witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas here

I'd go through your phone book and kill all
And contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be fuckin' nuggets off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you say it back
I have to chock slam neck and dislocate your back
I sing love to you, the best I can
And I club ya in the head like a cave man

we go to tha beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in face and say, I'm just playin'
As you it all out, I rub your back
And grab your and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant 2
Is just with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Who's gonna have the rights to your

Ok, if we at a dance club
And you noticed me at the same time
Tell me, how would you get my attention
And what your pick up line be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the fuckin'

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't want contestant 2, he's mad whack

I walked into a barn and he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss mama?