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Let's meet number 1
a schizophrenic, serial killa clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his will work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions forever
So, let's say you were to come over to my house
And dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd to think about it
I show up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably just up naked like I always do
And look mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I kick her in the and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from your
I pull a 40 out and pour some for little brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got big tits

After that, your dad would try to jump
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now, let's contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack head
Who works for the carnival
He says women him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets hear question

I like a man who's not afraid to his true emotions
A man who expresses in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

First thing, I never love you
You like a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably you that I care
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas here

I'd go your phone book and kill them all
And find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw,
Anyone who looked at you would to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you say it back
I have to chock slam your neck and dislocate back
I sing love songs to you, the I can
And then I club ya in the head a cave man

Then we go to tha beach and walk through the
I throw a little in face and say, I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub back
And your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it like contestant number 2
Is just with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Who's gonna have the rights to your

Ok, if we were at a dance
And you both me at the same time
me, how would you each get my attention
And what would your pick up be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look Ricki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the fuckin'

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, work even better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You want contestant number 2, he's mad whack

I walked into a and there he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, farm
dawg, how ya gonna diss your mama?