Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic, killa clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, impressions last forever
So, let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have with me and my family
Tell me you'd do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to about it
I might show up in a tux, ha, but I it
I'd probably just up naked like I always do
And look mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I kick her in the butt and her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would probably start and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got big tits

After that, your dad would try to jump
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now, meet contestant number 2
a psychopathic, deranged, crack head freak
Who for the dark carnival
He women call him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets hear question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotions
A man who expresses in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You sound a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all other mutha fuckas outta here

I'd go through phone book and kill them all
And contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be fuckin' nuggets off all day

I'd you that I love you, if you don't say it back
I have to chock slam your neck and dislocate back
I sing love songs to you, the I can
And then I club ya in the head like a man

we go to tha beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your and say, I'm just playin'
As you it all out, I rub your back
And grab your underwear and it up your ass crack

Well, it like contestant number 2
Is just overflowing sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your question and see
Who's gonna have the to your Neden

Ok, if we were at a dance
And you both noticed me at the same
Tell me, how you each get my attention
And what your pick up line be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, work even better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't want contestant number 2, mad whack

I walked a barn and there he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to it
It was big, fuckin', ass, farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss mama?