Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial clown
Who says women his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions last
So, let's say you were to come to my parent's house
And have dinner me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really

Let's see, well, I'd have to about it
I might up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up like I always do
And your mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I kick her in the butt and her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me
I'd have to walk up and him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' grace your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got big tits

After that, your dad would try to again
And only this I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now, meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack head
Who works for the dark
He says call him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets your question

I like a man who's not afraid to his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You sound like a little bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas here

I'd go through your phone book and kill all
And find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw,
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' off all day

I'd tell you that I you, if you don't say it back
I have to slam your neck and dislocate your back
I sing love to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the like a cave man

we go to tha beach and walk through the sand
I a little in your face and say, I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub back
And grab your underwear and it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like number 2
Is overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, have your last question and see
gonna have the rights to your Neden

Ok, if we were at a club
And you both noticed me at the time
Tell me, how you each get my attention
And what your pick up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I can't believe how fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a and stir it with my dick
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd walk up and slap you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't want contestant 2, he's mad whack

I walked into a and there he was
up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, farm
dawg, how ya gonna diss your mama?