Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions last
So, let's say you were to come to my parent's house
And dinner with me and my family
me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to think it
I show up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And look your mama in the eye and her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell
I kick her in the and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got some big

After that, dad would try to jump again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now, let's meet contestant 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack freak
Who works for the carnival
He says call him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, hear your question

I like a man who's not afraid to his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You like a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas outta

I'd go through your phone book and kill all
And find contestant number 1 and break his jaw, what?
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd you that I love you, if you don't say it back
I have to chock slam your neck and your back
I sing songs to you, the best I can
And then I ya in the head like a cave man

Then we go to tha and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm playin'
As you it all out, I rub your back
And grab your underwear and it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like number 2
Is just overflowing sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
gonna have the rights to your Neden

Ok, if we at a dance club
And you noticed me at the same time
me, how would you each get my attention
And what would pick up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want contestant number 2, he's mad

I into a barn and there he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to it
It was big, fuckin', ass, farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna your mama?