Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet contestant 1
a schizophrenic, serial killa clown
Who says women his sexy smile
Let's find out if his will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

number 1, I believe, first impressions last forever
So, let's say you were to come to my parent's house
And have with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression stick

Let's see, well, I'd to think about it
I show up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up like I always do
And look mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I kick her in the butt and her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would probably trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips

dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll ya this
Ya know for 13, she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to jump
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now, meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack head
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him Stretch
Sharon, lets your question

I like a man who's not afraid to his true emotions
A man who expresses in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

thing, I could never love you
You sound a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
By takin' all these other mutha outta here

I'd go your phone book and kill them all
And find contestant number 1 and break his jaw, what?
Anyone who looked at you would to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you don't say it
I to chock slam your neck and dislocate your back
I sing songs to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the head like a man

we go to tha beach and walk through the sand
I throw a in your face and say, I'm just playin'
As you it all out, I rub your back
And grab underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds contestant number 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Who's gonna have the rights to Neden

Ok, if we at a dance club
And you both me at the same time
Tell me, how would you get my attention
And what would your pick up be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I can't how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties
And if you lost a little weight, you'd like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the fuckin'

Yeah, her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her
Tell her she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't want contestant number 2, he's mad

I walked a barn and there he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss mama?