Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet contestant 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial killa
Who says women love his sexy
find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first last forever
So, let's say you were to over to my parent's house
And dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd to think about it
I show up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up like I always do
And look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I kick her in the butt and tell her, "Get the ready"
Your dad would probably trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' grace your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your brother
I'm starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got some big

that, your dad would try to jump again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now, let's meet contestant 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack freak
Who for the dark carnival
He says women him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You like a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably you that I care
By takin' all other mutha fuckas outta here

I'd go through your phone book and kill all
And find number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?
Anyone who looked at you would to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd tell you that I you, if you don't say it back
I to chock slam your neck and dislocate your back
I sing love to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the like a cave man

Then we go to tha beach and through the sand
I throw a little in your and say, I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And grab underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your question and see
gonna have the rights to your Neden

Ok, if we at a dance club
And you both me at the same time
Tell me, how would you get my attention
And what your pick up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the face

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want contestant number 2, he's mad

I walked into a and there he was
up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, llama
dawg, how ya gonna diss your mama?