Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's contestant number 1
a schizophrenic, serial killa clown
Who says women love his smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe, first last forever
So, let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And dinner with me and my family
Tell me what do to make that first impression really stick

see, well, I'd have to think about it
I might up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And your mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I her in the butt and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinnertime, we're grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell ya this
Ya for only 13, she got some big tits

that, your dad would try to jump again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now, meet contestant number 2
a psychopathic, deranged, crack head freak
Who for the dark carnival
He says women call him Stretch
Sharon, lets hear question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
Exactly how would you let me

First thing, I could never you
You sound like a witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these mutha fuckas outta here

I'd go through your phone book and them all
And find contestant 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you say it back
I to chock slam your neck and dislocate your back
I sing songs to you, the best I can
And then I ya in the head like a cave man

Then we go to tha beach and walk through the
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just
As you it all out, I rub your back
And grab your underwear and it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, a tough choice so far
Sharon, have your last question and see
Who's gonna have the rights to Neden

Ok, if we were at a dance
And you both noticed me at the time
Tell me, how would you get my attention
And what would your pick up be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I can't believe how fat you are
I'd you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, look like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd simply up and slap you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, work even better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't contestant number 2, he's mad whack

I walked a barn and there he was
up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna your mama?