Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet contestant 1
a schizophrenic, serial killa clown
Who says women love his smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first last forever
So, let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have dinner me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to that first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to about it
I might show up in a tux, ha, but I it
I'd probably just show up naked I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her, "Fuck you"

up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I kick her in the butt and her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from mother
I a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I'm starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya this
Ya for only 13, she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to jump
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now, let's meet number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, head freak
Who works for the dark
He women call him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets hear question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true
A man who expresses himself in his own way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

thing, I could never love you
You sound like a witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other mutha outta here

I'd go through your phone book and them all
And contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be fuckin' nuggets off all day

I'd tell you that I you, if you don't say it back
I have to chock slam your neck and dislocate back
I sing songs to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the like a cave man

Then we go to tha and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm playin'
As you it all out, I rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant 2
Is overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Who's gonna have the to your Neden

Ok, if we were at a dance
And you both me at the same time
me, how would you each get my attention
And what would your up line be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd like Ricki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a place
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the face

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want number 2, he's mad whack

I walked a barn and there he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss mama?