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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe, impressions last forever
So, let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have with me and my family
Tell me you'd do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to think it
I show up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd just show up naked like I always do
And look mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I her in the butt and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' grace your mother
I a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got big tits

After that, your dad would try to again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now, meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack head
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him Nutz
Sharon, lets hear your

I a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You like a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas here

I'd go your phone book and kill them all
And find number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be fuckin' nuggets off all day

I'd you that I love you, if you don't say it back
I have to slam your neck and dislocate your back
I sing songs to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the head like a man

Then we go to tha beach and through the sand
I throw a in your face and say, I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And grab underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it like contestant number 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Who's gonna have the rights to your

Ok, if we at a dance club
And you both noticed me at the time
me, how would you each get my attention
And what your pick up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, look like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the face

Yeah, her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want number 2, he's mad whack

I walked into a barn and he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', ass, farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss mama?