Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's contestant number 1
He's a schizophrenic, serial clown
Who says women his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first last forever
So, let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have dinner me and my family
Tell me what do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to think it
I show up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And your mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I her in the butt and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell ya this
Ya know for 13, she got some big tits

After that, your dad try to jump again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now, let's contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack freak
Who works for the dark
He says women him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets hear your

I like a man not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you fell in love me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You sound a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these other fuckas outta here

I'd go through your phone book and kill all
And find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw,
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be fuckin' nuggets off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you say it back
I have to chock slam your neck and your back
I sing love to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the head a cave man

Then we go to tha beach and walk through the
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And grab your and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like number 2
Is overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's your last question and see
Who's gonna have the rights to Neden

Ok, if we were at a club
And you noticed me at the same time
me, how would you each get my attention
And what would pick up line be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I can't how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make titties shake
And if you lost a weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get your attention in a place
I'd walk up and slap you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want number 2, he's mad whack

I walked into a barn and he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', ass, farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss your