Luyện nghe bài hát National Disgrace

(I pledge allegiance to Budweiser and drugs)
Peace to Rick James, Anna Nicole Smith, Bill
And Motley
And anyone else who has utilized their 15 minutes
Of fame to realize true dreams of being an
Absolute jerk off, just to the masses entertained
This goes out to learning the mistakes of others

it on now
on
I said on
I said on

1]
They call me a jerk, once get to know me
But they don't stop calling, they read me
It's no if I was phony, I'd win a trophy
Who needs to make records when there's to sell
Freak the bell, and make it all crooked
God help, too much grim to look at
Grab the tree by the limb and it
Like, "Have you seen my self esteem, where the you put it?"
Oh wait, mind, I found it in a bottle
Drunk at the Troubadour to a model
the rental on Santa Monica Boulevard
I was to the El Rey to slap a security guard

Rowdy, stubborn, loud and
As American as apple pie and
the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another disgrace
and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
Open up heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the face, put it on display
Look ma!, national disgrace

2]
The liquor gets of the head liver's soul
Blurry on Sixth and Red River Road
Last I remember was the Ogden Theatre
Backstage bathroom making out all three of ya
Kicked out of Topcats... for I put the vomit at
Finally passed out in a mat
and topless, slurring and obnoxious
Like, "Yo, we got this!"
The Zodiac Killers 'bout to this
At the American Music Hall, pissin on the box office
Pick apart the detail, and females
All around the world same
and Ludlow, Maxfish, Vampire
You poor the beer and bring the satire
No prob, I'll the part of doorknob and make it look
So good gonna wish that it was your job

3]
It's all about the hangovers, and checkouts
banging on the door like, "Wake up! Get Out!"
But Come on mami, y'all don't want me comin'
Out a Zombie brushing teeth in the lobby
This is a career, not a
Ain't no reason to what you wanna see
Hey paparazzi, don't you watch me quote the
Fonzi and then his Mazaradi?
Sweat pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blockers
Jack D. to a room full of teenie boppers
Howdy neighbor, take a shot for
Let's debate whether or not we punch the waiter
I'm just kidding, let's each other
It goes lick, swallow, suck, and order
Do you like, don't nobody care
It's a sign of success in America

[Chorus 4x]
I didn't cooome to start no or hurt no one
I'm heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun