Luyện nghe bài hát National Disgrace

(I pledge allegiance to and free drugs)
Peace to James, Anna Nicole Smith, Bill Clinton
And Motley
And anyone else who has utilized their 15 minutes
Of fame to realize true dreams of being an
Absolute jerk off, to keep the masses entertained
This goes out to learning the mistakes of others

it on now
on
I come on
I come on

1]
They call me a jerk, they get to know me
But they don't calling, they read me well
no work if I was phony, I'd win a trophy
Who to make records when there's seeds to sell
Freak the bell, and it all spin crooked
God please help, too much to look at
Grab the tree by the and shook it
Like, "Have you my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
Oh wait, mind, I found it in a bottle
Drunk at the Troubadour talking to a
Wrecked the on Santa Monica Boulevard
I was headed to the El Rey to a security guard

Rowdy, stubborn, and arrogant
As as apple pie and embarrassment
Package the kid's face, put it on
Look ma!, another national
Dumb and ignorant, and belligerent
Open up your heart y'all, on and let me in
the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national

2]
The liquor hold of the head liver's soul
Blurry on Sixth Street and Red River
thing I remember was the Ogden Theatre
Backstage bathroom making out all three of ya
Kicked out of Topcats... for where I put the at
Finally passed out in a mat
Malnourished and topless, slurring and
Like, "Yo, we got this!"
The Zodiac 'bout to rock this
At the American Music Hall, pissin on the box office
Pick apart the detail, and females
All around the world same
and Ludlow, Maxfish, Vampire
You poor the beer and bring the satire
No prob, I'll play the part of doorknob and it look
So you're gonna wish that it was your job

3]
It's all about the hangovers, and late
Maid banging on the like, "Wake up! Get Out!"
But on mami, y'all probably don't want me comin'
Out like a Zombie teeth in the lobby
is a career, not a hobby
Ain't no reason to what you wanna see
Hey paparazzi, don't you watch me quote the
Fonzi and crash his Mazaradi?
Sweat pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blue
Feeding Jack D. to a room full of teenie
Howdy neighbor, take a shot for
debate whether or not we should punch the waiter
I'm kidding, let's love each other
It goes lick, swallow, suck, and another
Do what you like, don't nobody
It's a sign of only in America

[Chorus 4x]
I didn't cooome to no trouble or hurt no one
I'm heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun