Luyện nghe bài hát National Disgrace

(I pledge allegiance to and free drugs)
Peace to Rick James, Nicole Smith, Bill Clinton
And Crue
And anyone else who has ever their 15 minutes
Of fame to their true dreams of being an
Absolute jerk off, just to the masses entertained
This goes out to learning the mistakes of others

it on now
on
I come on
I said on

1]
They call me a jerk, they get to know me
But they don't stop calling, read me well
It's no work if I was phony, I'd win a
Who to make records when there's seeds to sell
Freak the bell, and make it all spin
God please help, too grim to look at
Grab the by the limb and shook it
Like, "Have you my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
Oh wait, never mind, I it in a bottle
Drunk at the Troubadour talking to a
Wrecked the rental on Santa Boulevard
I was to the El Rey to slap a security guard

Rowdy, stubborn, and arrogant
As American as pie and embarrassment
Package the face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national
Dumb and ignorant, drunk and
up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the face, put it on display
ma!, another national disgrace

2]
The liquor gets of the head liver's soul
Blurry on Sixth Street and Red River
thing I remember was the Ogden Theatre
Backstage bathroom making out all three of ya
out of Topcats... for where I put the vomit at
Finally out in a laundry mat
Malnourished and topless, slurring and
Like, "Yo, we got this!"
The Zodiac 'bout to rock this
At the American Music Hall, pissin on the box office
Pick apart the detail, and females
All around the world same
Houseton and Ludlow, Maxfish,
You poor the beer and bring the satire
No prob, I'll the part of doorknob and make it look
So good you're gonna wish it was your job

3]
It's all about the hangovers, and late
Maid on the door like, "Wake up! Get Out!"
But Come on mami, y'all probably don't want me
Out like a brushing teeth in the lobby
is a career, not a hobby
Ain't no reason to fear you wanna see
Hey paparazzi, don't you watch me quote the
Fonzi and then his Mazaradi?
Sweat pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blockers
Feeding Jack D. to a room full of boppers
Howdy neighbor, a shot for flavor
Let's debate whether or not we punch the waiter
I'm just kidding, let's each other
It lick, swallow, suck, and order another
Do what you like, don't nobody
It's a sign of only in America

[Chorus 4x]
I cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have fun