Luyện nghe bài hát National Disgrace

(I pledge to Budweiser and free drugs)
Peace to James, Anna Nicole Smith, Bill Clinton
And Crue
And anyone else who has utilized their 15 minutes
Of fame to realize their dreams of being an
Absolute jerk off, to keep the masses entertained
goes out to learning from the mistakes of others

it on now
on
I come on
I come on

1]
They call me a jerk, once get to know me
But they stop calling, they read me well
It's no if I was phony, I'd win a trophy
Who needs to make records when there's to sell
the bell, and make it all spin crooked
God please help, too much to look at
Grab the tree by the and shook it
Like, "Have you my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
Oh wait, never mind, I found it in a
Drunk at the Troubadour talking to a
Wrecked the rental on Monica Boulevard
I was to the El Rey to slap a security guard

Rowdy, stubborn, and arrogant
As American as apple pie and
the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national
Dumb and ignorant, drunk and
up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the kid's face, put it on
Look ma!, national disgrace

2]
The liquor gets hold of the liver's soul
Blurry on Sixth Street and Red River
Last thing I remember was the Theatre
bathroom making out with all three of ya
Kicked out of Topcats... for I put the vomit at
Finally passed out in a mat
and topless, slurring and obnoxious
Like, "Yo, we got this!"
The Zodiac Killers 'bout to rock
At the Great American Music Hall, on the box office
apart the detail, alcohol and females
All around the same song
Houseton and Ludlow, Maxfish,
You poor the beer and I'll the satire
No prob, I'll play the part of doorknob and it look
So good you're gonna that it was your job

3]
It's all about the hangovers, and checkouts
banging on the door like, "Wake up! Get Out!"
But Come on mami, y'all probably don't want me
Out like a Zombie brushing teeth in the
is a career, not a hobby
Ain't no reason to fear you wanna see
Hey paparazzi, don't you wanna me quote the
Fonzi and then his Mazaradi?
pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blue blockers
Feeding Jack D. to a room full of teenie
Howdy neighbor, take a shot for
Let's debate whether or not we punch the waiter
I'm just kidding, let's love each
It goes lick, swallow, suck, and order
Do you like, don't nobody care
It's a sign of success only in

[Chorus 4x]
I didn't to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have fun