Luyện nghe bài hát Nasa, Alabama And Fishin' Shows

We've been everywhere in this tour, I mean not just big cities, we're goin everywhere.
We in Huntsville, Alabama A couple a months ago and uh, You know even
growin up in the south I never realized the NASA space was in Huntsville, Alabama.
Cuz that's just two words that dont like they belong together, NASA and Alabama.
Cuz might be trainin' 'em there, they're not lettin people from Alabama fly this stuff.
"HEY HOUSTON, IT'S DARK AS UP HERE! Waitaminnit I did it wrong, Break one-nine!
Look, we got problems, Ed's dun busted out the capsule tryin to hit a
satelite with a beer bottle! And we need to know how to the toilet, the
ate all the freeze-dried chili and they're tore up somethin bad!"

And you the thing is, southerners are as smart as anybody else in this country,
our problem is we just cant keep the most ignorant amongst us off the television.
That's the truth. I mean, time we have a disaster, they never film a doctor or a lawyer,
they always get that woman in the moo-moo and the rollers. "It was
pandelerium! I thought be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in time to see
the house go right over our roof! All I could think was Caroline still has my casserole
dish!"

And I 'em, but you know those fishin' shows arent helpin' our image any
either. There is somethin about a fishin show, if yer channelsurfing and ya to one
it will hypnotize you. Cuz ya always end up watchin it for a few and it's the same
thing every week. "Hey there friends, We're on ol' lake Witchahatchee and Today
We're fishin with our old buddy Reed. Course lotuvya might remember
Ol' Jerry the biggest bass ever caught on our show, and like all our guests,
Ol' Jerry let 'im go. We had ta whack 'is ass with a paddle, but ol' Jerry let 'im go.
Well, today they're not bitin too good, That's why and I were gonna try some
of deep-runnin lures and We're gonna spray 'em with some of this P-U-Stink bait.
Whoooo, hoo-hoo-hooooo, well that's one product that lives up to it's name there.
Jerry, smell my finger, tell me dont stink. I tell ya one thing friends,
you that on your lure you can scratch fish off the grocery list And hey, another thing,
remember is everybody's responsibility, so when yer out on the lake drinkin
beer, dont just fling yer cans out the boat, 'em up with water, make sure they sink to the
bottom."