Luyện nghe bài hát Nasa, Alabama And Fishin' Shows

We've been goin everywhere in this tour, I not just big cities, we're goin everywhere.
We were in Huntsville, Alabama A couple a ago and uh, You know even
growin up in the south I never realized the NASA space was in Huntsville, Alabama.
Cuz that's just two words dont seem like they belong together, NASA and Alabama.
Cuz they might be trainin' 'em there, they're not lettin people from Alabama fly stuff.
"HEY HOUSTON, IT'S DARK AS CRAP UP HERE! Waitaminnit I did it wrong, one-nine!
Look, we got problems, Ed's dun busted out the capsule winda' to hit a
satelite with a beer bottle! And we to know how to unstop the toilet, the
boys ate all the chili and they're tore up somethin bad!"

And you know the thing is, southerners are as smart as anybody else in country,
our only problem is we just cant keep the most ignorant us off the television.
That's the truth. I mean, every time we have a disaster, they film a doctor or a lawyer,
they always get that woman in the moo-moo and the rollers. "It was
pandelerium! I thought be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in time to see
the chicken's go right over our roof! All I could think was Caroline still has my casserole
dish!"

And I 'em, but you know those fishin' shows arent helpin' our image any
either. There is somethin about a show, if yer channelsurfing and ya come to one
it will you. Cuz ya always end up watchin it for a few minutes and it's the same
thing week. "Hey there friends, We're fishin on ol' lake Witchahatchee and Today
fishin with our old buddy Jerry Reed. Course lotuvya might remember
Ol' Jerry caught the bass ever caught on our show, and like all our guests,
Ol' let 'im go. We had ta whack 'is ass with a boat paddle, but ol' Jerry let 'im go.
Well, they're not bitin too good, That's why Jerry and I were gonna try some
of these deep-runnin lures and We're gonna 'em with some of this P-U-Stink bait.
Whoooo, hoo-hoo-hooooo, well that's one product that lives up to it's right there.
Jerry, smell my finger, tell me that stink. I tell ya one thing friends,
you that on your lure you can scratch fish off the grocery list And hey, another thing,
remember conservation is everybody's responsibility, so when yer out on the drinkin
beer, dont just yer cans out the boat, fill 'em up with water, make sure they sink to the
bottom."