Luyện nghe bài hát Nanook Rubs It

*(Well, about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby
With a snowshoe)*

I said, a


With a lead filled
He said, "Peekaboo"
I said, a


With a lead snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
He went right the head of my favorite baby seal
he went "whap" with a snowshoe, and
he hit him on the and hit him on the fin, and he
that got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. So I down
and I reached down, and I scooped down and I up a generous
mitten-ful of the deadly SNOW*

The deadly yellow snow, from right where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow
crystals and rub it all his beady little eyes with a vigorous
circular hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the in your mythology
here it goes,the motion, now Rub It!

*(Here Fido)*

And
In a fit of
I

And I pounced

Great Moogly!

I jumped up and on the chest of the him

I
The fur

Well he was upset, as you can understand
And so, because the
Deadly yellow crystals had
him of his

And he up, and he looked around, and he said

"I see"
"I see"
"Oh, woe is me"
"I see"

"Well.....you
I see
Nothin'"

"He took a snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the wee-wee
I mean the wee-wee
Has me
And I see
Temporarily"

Well, the fur-trapper stood there, his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do
his deflicted eyes. And it was at precise moment that he remembered
and ancient Eskimo legend, it is written (on whatever it is that
they write it on up there) that if bad ever happens to your eyes
as the result of some of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
the only way you can get it up is to go

Trudging across the
after mile
Trudging across the

Right to the parish of St. Alphonzo