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The President woke and he the Pope
The Pope climbed to heaven on a rope
P.S. the Lord Michaelangelo from the dead
So he can make a fresh painting of my

Then I hung out with a king and a
And the queen put me with her polo team
The way I scored all around the clock
I had her daughter, the princess my jock

I the freak off like a crazy retard
Then I took a little trip into a deck of
The diamond jack joker and the ace of
Was at greater Cut Creator on the fade

Then I played cards with the queen of
The queen of hearts with me fell in love
As for the queen of diamonds, she don't men
Because you know that a diamond is a girl's friend

The double-trouble spade was named the
And the joker stupid, so we gave him the news
There was 52 cards, and I met
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't

Then I a trip to the center of the earth
I was kinda scared, so E-Love first
I met these funny people, they called 'em skeezers
So I held on to my like Ebeneezer

Tight leather that'll make you grunt
Two nice soft things up front
The center of the earth ain't got no
people bodyrockin' to the LL rhyme

If you're confused to what a skeezer is
It's just a who's on my jock 'cause I'm in showbiz
There was a lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme done

up late one afternoon
Realized I was in the world of
He-Man me he'd beat me up
he thought that I looked like Donald Duck

Then I hung out with
He told me he was gonna a comic strip band
The Incredible Hulk was play the drums
Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to

tried to rock on the microphone
But Tom and Jerry said he should leave it alone
Then I hung out with Mickey
He had two freaks, so we to his house

Mickey's freak was ugly but mine was
So I knocked it off until there wasn't left
They were characters, I met everyone
That is over, but my rhyme ain't done

I'm a good friend of father time
I'm not gettin' as I say this rhyme
I was the stove at the Alamo
Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show

I was down with George at the
But I wore a Kangol, not the fake hair
Me and E-Love met Sitting
We made a peace pipe, then we a pull

Then he brought leaves from a golden chest
You thought it was tobacco the shit was
There was a lotta men, and I met everyone
That story is over, but my ain't done

11:33, I swear no sooner
I went inside my TV, I met 'The
wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes
But I had my eyes on behind

Norton came down right about time
Lookin' in the fridge, so he could swine and
I said to myself, I should give 'em a taste
So I pulled the out my black briefcase

Said, it ain't Bob or Barry Manilow
Then I Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't do it"
They all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

'Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note a harp
Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my
In a bedroom leg room I'm strong like a monsoon
Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a

Stopped at the isle that's Mali, we got ill
Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the
I searched for ways, made love in caves
And I kicked the ill beats that make the raise

Now I'm gonna tell you what all this
From Farmers in St. Albans, Queens
There's a technician who came to play
Number one LL Cool J

All of this is a story that I made up
Def lines I say on with Cut Creator's cuts
Some of it's fiction, and of it's fact
Not another common rap a heavy drum track
A whole lotta rhymes, and I wrote
That story is over, and my is done