Luyện nghe bài hát My Rhyme Ain't Done

The President woke and he called the
The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden
P.S. the Lord raised from the dead
So he can make a fresh painting of my

Then I hung out with a and a queen
And the queen put me down with her polo
The way I scored points all the clock
I had her daughter, the ridin' my jock

I knocked the freak off a crazy retard
Then I took a trip into a deck of cards
The diamond joker and the ace of spades
Was amazed at greater Cut on the fade

Then I cards with the queen of clubs
The queen of hearts with me fell in love
As for the queen of diamonds, she like men
Because you that a diamond is a girl's best friend

The double-trouble spade was the deuce
And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the
There was 52 cards, and I met
That story is over, but my rhyme done

I took a trip to the center of the earth
I was scared, so E-Love went first
I met these funny little people, called 'em skeezers
So I held on to my like Ebeneezer

Tight pants that'll make you grunt
Two nice soft things right up
The of the earth ain't got no crime
people bodyrockin' to the LL rhyme

If kinda confused to what a skeezer is
It's just a girl on my jock 'cause I'm in showbiz
There was a whole lotta skeezers, I everyone
That is over, but my rhyme ain't done

Woke up one afternoon
Realized I was in the of cartoons
He-Man told me he'd me up
Because he thought that I looked like Duck

Then I out with Spiderman
He told me he was gonna start a comic strip
The Incredible Hulk was play the drums
Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and to strum

Snoopy tried to rock on the
But Tom and Jerry both he should leave it alone
I hung out with Mickey Mouse
He had two freaks, so we to his house

Mickey's freak was ugly but was deaf
So I knocked it off until there none left
They were characters, I met everyone
story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

Since I'm a good friend of father
I'm not gettin' older as I say rhyme
I was warmin' the stove at the
Before shot Lincoln I stole the show

I was with George at the Delaware
But I wore a Kangol, not the fake hair
Me and met Sitting Bull
We made a peace pipe, then we took a

Then he brought more from a golden chest
You thought it was tobacco the shit was
There was a lotta men, and I met everyone
story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

11:33, I swear no sooner
I went inside my TV, I met Honeymooners'
wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes
But I had my eyes on behind

Norton came down right about that
Lookin' in the fridge, so he could swine and
Then I said to myself, I should give 'em a
So I pulled the microphone out my black

Said, it Bob Hope or Barry Manilow
Then I borrowed hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't do it"
They were all Honeymooners, and I met
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't

'Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note a harp
Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my
In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong like a
in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon

Stopped at the isle that's Mali, we got ill
Wrote my on a rock at the top of the hill
I searched for other ways, made in caves
And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives

Now I'm gonna tell you all this means
From Farmers in St. Albans, Queens
There's a lyrical technician who came to
Number one LL Cool J

All of this is a story that I made up
Def lines I say on time with Cut cuts
Some of it's fiction, and some of fact
Not another common rap with a heavy track
A whole rhymes, and I wrote everyone
That story is over, and my rhyme is