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The President and he called the Pope
The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden
P.S. the raised Michaelangelo from the dead
So he can a fresh painting of my head

I hung out with a king and a queen
And the queen put me down with her polo
The way I scored points all around the
I had her daughter, the princess my jock

I knocked the freak off like a retard
Then I took a little trip into a of cards
The jack joker and the ace of spades
Was at greater Cut Creator on the fade

Then I played cards the queen of clubs
The queen of hearts me cold fell in love
As for the queen of diamonds, she like men
Because you that a diamond is a girl's best friend

The double-trouble spade was the deuce
And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the
was 52 cards, and I met everyone
That story is over, but my ain't done

Then I took a trip to the of the earth
I was kinda scared, so went first
I met these funny little people, they called 'em
So I held on to my wallet like

Tight pants that'll make you grunt
Two nice soft right up front
The center of the earth ain't got no
Just bodyrockin' to the LL rhyme

If you're confused to what a skeezer is
It's a girl who's on my jock 'cause I'm in showbiz
There was a whole skeezers, I dogged everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't

up late one afternoon
Realized I was in the world of
told me he'd beat me up
Because he that I looked like Donald Duck

Then I hung out with
He told me he was gonna a comic strip band
The Incredible Hulk was play the drums
Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to

tried to rock on the microphone
But Tom and Jerry both said he leave it alone
Then I hung out with Mouse
He had two freaks, so we to his house

Mickey's freak was but mine was deaf
So I knocked it off until there wasn't none
They were characters, I met everyone
That is over, but my rhyme ain't done

I'm a good friend of father time
I'm not gettin' as I say this rhyme
I was warmin' the at the Alamo
Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the

I was with George at the Delaware
But I a Kangol, not the fake white hair
Me and met Sitting Bull
We made a pipe, then we took a pull

Then he brought more leaves from a golden
You thought it was tobacco the shit was
There was a lotta men, and I met everyone
That is over, but my rhyme ain't done

11:33, I swear it's no
I went inside my TV, I met Honeymooners'
Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of
But I had my eyes on Alice's

came down right about that time
Lookin' in the fridge, so he swine and dine
Then I said to myself, I give 'em a taste
So I pulled the microphone out my briefcase

Said, it ain't Bob Hope or Barry
Then I Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't do it"
They all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
That story is over, but my ain't done

'Cause my cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp
Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my
In a bedroom with leg room I'm like a monsoon
Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a

Stopped at the isle that's Mali, we got ill
Wrote my on a rock at the top of the hill
I searched for other ways, made love in
And I the ill beats that make the natives raise

Now I'm gonna tell you all this means
From Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens
There's a lyrical who came to play
one b-boy LL Cool J

All of this is a story that I made up
Def lines I say on time with Cut cuts
Some of fiction, and some of it's fact
Not another common rap with a heavy track
A whole lotta rhymes, and I everyone
That story is over, and my is done