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The President woke and he the Pope
The Pope climbed to on a golden rope
P.S. the Lord raised from the dead
So he can make a fresh of my head

Then I out with a king and a queen
And the queen put me down with her polo
The way I scored all around the clock
I had her daughter, the princess my jock

I knocked the freak off like a crazy
Then I took a little into a deck of cards
The diamond jack joker and the ace of
Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the

Then I played with the queen of clubs
The queen of with me cold fell in love
As for the queen of diamonds, she don't men
Because you know that a diamond is a girl's friend

The double-trouble spade was named the
And the acted stupid, so we gave him the news
There was 52 cards, and I met
That story is over, but my ain't done

Then I took a trip to the center of the
I was scared, so E-Love went first
I met these funny people, they called 'em skeezers
So I held on to my wallet like

Tight leather pants that'll make you
Two soft things right up front
The of the earth ain't got no crime
people bodyrockin' to the LL rhyme

If kinda confused to what a skeezer is
It's just a girl on my jock 'cause I'm in showbiz
There was a lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't

Woke up one afternoon
Realized I was in the of cartoons
He-Man told me beat me up
Because he thought that I like Donald Duck

Then I hung out with
He told me he was gonna start a strip band
The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the
Charlie grabbed the guitar and started to strum

Snoopy tried to on the microphone
But Tom and Jerry both he should leave it alone
Then I hung out Mickey Mouse
He had two freaks, so we to his house

Mickey's freak was ugly but was deaf
So I knocked it off there wasn't none left
were cartoon characters, I met everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme done

Since I'm a good friend of time
I'm not gettin' older as I say rhyme
I was warmin' the stove at the
Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show

I was down with George at the
But I wore a Kangol, not the white hair
Me and met Sitting Bull
We made a peace pipe, then we took a

Then he brought more leaves from a chest
You thought it was tobacco the was cess
There was a great men, and I met everyone
story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

11:33, I swear it's no
I went inside my TV, I met 'The
Ralph me to bust a couple of rhymes
But I had my on Alice's behind

came down right about that time
Lookin' in the fridge, so he swine and dine
Then I said to myself, I give 'em a taste
So I pulled the microphone out my briefcase

Said, it ain't Bob or Barry Manilow
I borrowed Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't do it"
were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme done

'Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note a harp
Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my
In a bedroom with leg room I'm like a monsoon
in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon

Stopped at the isle that's Mali, we got ill
Wrote my name on a at the top of the hill
I searched for other ways, made love in
And I kicked the ill beats make the natives raise

Now I'm gonna tell you what all this
From Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens
There's a technician who came to play
Number one b-boy LL J

All of this is just a story I made up
Def lines I say on time with Cut cuts
Some of it's fiction, and of it's fact
Not another common rap with a heavy drum
A whole rhymes, and I wrote everyone
That is over, and my rhyme is done