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The President woke and he called the
The Pope climbed to on a golden rope
P.S. the Lord raised Michaelangelo the dead
So he can make a fresh painting of my

Then I hung out a king and a queen
And the queen put me with her polo team
The way I scored points all around the
I had her daughter, the princess ridin' my

I knocked the freak off like a retard
I took a little trip into a deck of cards
The diamond joker and the ace of spades
Was amazed at Cut Creator on the fade

Then I played cards the queen of clubs
The queen of hearts with me cold in love
As for the of diamonds, she don't like men
Because you that a diamond is a girl's best friend

The spade was named the deuce
And the joker stupid, so we gave him the news
There was 52 cards, and I met
story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

Then I a trip to the center of the earth
I was scared, so E-Love went first
I met these funny little people, they 'em skeezers
So I held on to my wallet like

leather pants that'll make you grunt
Two soft things right up front
The center of the earth ain't got no
people bodyrockin' to the LL rhyme

If you're confused to what a skeezer is
It's just a girl who's on my jock 'cause I'm in
There was a whole skeezers, I dogged everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't

Woke up late one
Realized I was in the of cartoons
told me he'd beat me up
Because he thought that I looked Donald Duck

I hung out with Spiderman
He me he was gonna start a comic strip band
The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the
Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum

Snoopy to rock on the microphone
But Tom and Jerry both said he should it alone
Then I hung out Mickey Mouse
He had two freaks, so we to his house

Mickey's freak was ugly but mine was
So I knocked it off until there none left
They were cartoon characters, I met
That story is over, but my rhyme done

I'm a good friend of father time
I'm not gettin' older as I say rhyme
I was warmin' the at the Alamo
Before shot Lincoln I stole the show

I was down George at the Delaware
But I wore a Kangol, not the fake hair
Me and E-Love met Sitting
We made a peace pipe, we took a pull

Then he brought more leaves from a chest
You thought it was tobacco the shit was
There was a lotta men, and I met everyone
story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

11:33, I it's no sooner
I went inside my TV, I met Honeymooners'
Ralph wanted me to a couple of rhymes
But I had my eyes on Alice's

Norton came down about that time
Lookin' in the fridge, so he swine and dine
Then I said to myself, I give 'em a taste
So I pulled the out my black briefcase

Said, it ain't Bob or Barry Manilow
Then I Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't do it"
were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme done

'Cause my tongue sharp, I hit a note like a harp
Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my
In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong a monsoon
in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon

Stopped at the isle Mali, 'cause we got ill
Wrote my on a rock at the top of the hill
I searched for other ways, love in caves
And I kicked the ill beats that the natives raise

Now I'm gonna tell you what all means
Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens
There's a lyrical technician who to play
Number one b-boy LL J

All of this is just a that I made up
Def lines I say on time Cut Creator's cuts
Some of it's fiction, and of it's fact
Not another common rap with a heavy drum
A lotta rhymes, and I wrote everyone
That story is over, and my is done