Luyện nghe bài hát My Rhyme Ain't Done

The President woke and he the Pope
The Pope to heaven on a golden rope
P.S. the Lord raised from the dead
So he can make a fresh painting of my

Then I out with a king and a queen
And the queen put me down with her polo
The way I scored points all around the
I had her daughter, the princess my jock

I the freak off like a crazy retard
Then I took a little trip into a of cards
The jack joker and the ace of spades
Was amazed at Cut Creator on the fade

Then I played cards the queen of clubs
The queen of with me cold fell in love
As for the queen of diamonds, she like men
Because you know that a diamond is a girl's best

The double-trouble spade was the deuce
And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the
There was 52 cards, and I met
That story is over, but my ain't done

Then I took a to the center of the earth
I was scared, so E-Love went first
I met these funny little people, they called 'em
So I held on to my wallet like

Tight pants that'll make you grunt
Two soft things right up front
The center of the earth got no crime
Just people to the LL rhyme

If you're confused to what a skeezer is
It's just a girl who's on my jock 'cause I'm in
There was a lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme done

Woke up late one
Realized I was in the of cartoons
told me he'd beat me up
Because he that I looked like Donald Duck

I hung out with Spiderman
He told me he was gonna start a strip band
The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the
Charlie Brown grabbed the and started to strum

Snoopy tried to rock on the
But Tom and Jerry both said he leave it alone
Then I hung out with Mouse
He had two freaks, so we to his house

Mickey's was ugly but mine was deaf
So I knocked it off until wasn't none left
They cartoon characters, I met everyone
That story is over, but my ain't done

Since I'm a good of father time
I'm not gettin' older as I say this
I was warmin' the at the Alamo
Before Booth Lincoln I stole the show

I was down George at the Delaware
But I wore a Kangol, not the white hair
Me and met Sitting Bull
We made a peace pipe, then we took a

Then he brought more from a golden chest
You thought it was tobacco the shit was
There was a lotta men, and I met everyone
That is over, but my rhyme ain't done

11:33, I it's no sooner
I went inside my TV, I met Honeymooners'
wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes
But I had my eyes on Alice's

Norton came down right about that
in the fridge, so he could swine and dine
Then I said to myself, I should 'em a taste
So I pulled the microphone out my briefcase

Said, it ain't Bob Hope or Manilow
Then I borrowed Norton's hat, cause I forgot my
said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, don't do it"
They were all Honeymooners, and I met
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't

'Cause my tongue sharp, I hit a note like a harp
Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my
In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong like a
in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon

Stopped at the that's Mali, 'cause we got ill
Wrote my name on a at the top of the hill
I searched for ways, made love in caves
And I kicked the ill beats that the natives raise

Now I'm gonna tell you what all this
From Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens
There's a technician who came to play
Number one b-boy LL J

All of this is a story that I made up
Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator's
of it's fiction, and some of it's fact
Not another common rap a heavy drum track
A whole rhymes, and I wrote everyone
That is over, and my rhyme is done