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The President woke and he called the
The Pope climbed to heaven on a rope
P.S. the Lord Michaelangelo from the dead
So he can a fresh painting of my head

Then I hung out a king and a queen
And the queen put me down with her team
The way I points all around the clock
I had her daughter, the princess ridin' my

I the freak off like a crazy retard
Then I took a little into a deck of cards
The jack joker and the ace of spades
Was at greater Cut Creator on the fade

Then I cards with the queen of clubs
The queen of hearts with me cold in love
As for the queen of diamonds, she like men
Because you that a diamond is a girl's best friend

The double-trouble spade was named the
And the joker stupid, so we gave him the news
was 52 cards, and I met everyone
That story is over, but my ain't done

Then I a trip to the center of the earth
I was kinda scared, so went first
I met these funny little people, called 'em skeezers
So I held on to my like Ebeneezer

Tight leather pants make you grunt
Two nice soft things right up
The center of the ain't got no crime
Just bodyrockin' to the LL rhyme

If you're kinda confused to what a is
It's just a girl who's on my jock 'cause I'm in
was a whole lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone
That story is over, but my ain't done

Woke up late one
Realized I was in the of cartoons
He-Man told me he'd me up
he thought that I looked like Donald Duck

Then I out with Spiderman
He told me he was gonna a comic strip band
The Incredible Hulk was gonna the drums
Charlie grabbed the guitar and started to strum

Snoopy tried to rock on the
But Tom and Jerry both he should leave it alone
Then I hung out Mickey Mouse
He had two freaks, so we to his house

Mickey's freak was but mine was deaf
So I knocked it off until there wasn't left
They were cartoon characters, I met
That story is over, but my rhyme done

Since I'm a good friend of time
I'm not older as I say this rhyme
I was warmin' the stove at the
Before Booth shot Lincoln I the show

I was down with at the Delaware
But I wore a Kangol, not the white hair
Me and met Sitting Bull
We made a peace pipe, then we a pull

Then he brought more leaves from a chest
You thought it was tobacco the was cess
There was a lotta great men, and I met
That story is over, but my rhyme done

11:33, I swear it's no
I went inside my TV, I met 'The
Ralph wanted me to a couple of rhymes
But I had my on Alice's behind

Norton came down right about that
Lookin' in the fridge, so he could swine and
Then I said to myself, I should 'em a taste
So I pulled the out my black briefcase

Said, it ain't Bob or Barry Manilow
Then I Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
"Norton, my pal" I said, "Yo, even do it"
They all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

'Cause my tongue sharp, I hit a note like a harp
Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my
In a bedroom with leg room I'm like a monsoon
Chilled in and I carry a harpoon

Stopped at the isle that's Mali, we got ill
Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the
I searched for ways, made love in caves
And I kicked the ill that make the natives raise

Now I'm gonna tell you all this means
From Farmers in St. Albans, Queens
a lyrical technician who came to play
Number one LL Cool J

All of this is a story that I made up
Def I say on time with Cut Creator's cuts
Some of it's fiction, and of it's fact
Not another common rap with a heavy drum
A whole lotta rhymes, and I everyone
story is over, and my rhyme is done