She wore an S.E.G. she came back home Like the cat ate the canary And I befuddled, a chauvinist stud With his mistress quite I was smack up against the I was afraid I face someday But the truth is a wall that you blow down And it won't be laughed
You see, my old lady went and took A young man night It got me when she said "Baby, don't you get I think maybe the time for you to see the light," She said, "It's now, boy, I'm yours tonight."
Now I admit my imagination's The sweetest of all Yes it lives like a snake in And it forgives each time I So I've Casanova I've double-dated with Don And though I've been doing almost I never dreamed she'd be on
You see, my old lady went and took A man last night It got me when she said "Baby, you get uptight I think maybe the time for you to see the light," She said, "It's now, boy, I'm yours tonight."
She that she still loves me She that last night was no big deal She says, "Why can't a woman play the damn game And act out she feels?" She says going to take a bath I hear her in the tub upstairs While I'm sitting here spitting out of my heart into being fair While she's splashing round up I'm supposed to act like I care I hear the devil somewhere
You see, my old lady and took herself A man last night It got me crazy when she "Baby, you get uptight