She wore an S.E.G. when she came home the cat that ate the canary And I befuddled, a chauvinist stud With his mistress contrary I was up against the moment I was afraid I would face But the truth is a wall that you can't down And it be laughed away
You see, my old lady went and herself A young man last It got me crazy she said "Baby, you get uptight I think maybe it's the for you to see the light," She said, "It's now, boy, I'm yours tonight."
Now I my imagination's been The sweetest of all Yes it lives like a snake in And it forgives each time I So I've been I've double-dated Don Juan And though I've doing almost everything I never she'd be carrying on
You see, my old lady and took herself A man last night It got me crazy when she "Baby, you get uptight I maybe it's the time for you to see the light," She said, "It's now, boy, I'm yours tonight."
She that she still loves me She says last night was no big deal She says, "Why a woman play the same damn game And act out she feels?" She she's going to take a bath I hear her in the tub upstairs While I'm sitting here out chunks of my heart Forced being fair While she's splashing round up I'm supposed to act like I care I hear the laughing somewhere
You see, my old lady went and took A young man last It got me crazy she said "Baby, you get uptight