Luyện nghe bài hát My Name Is (Bootleg Version)

Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
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Slim
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (what?)
My is
Shady

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Excuse me, (my is) (who? My name is)
Slim
Can I get the attention of the class (huh my name is, what my is)
For one second My name is (My is Slim Shady)

Hi kids! Do you like (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim you a base-head!" Uh-uh!
"So why's your red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster a fat bitch
Who sat down too
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to the world off!

Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
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Shady
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (what?)
My is
Shady

Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Slim
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (what?)
My is
Slim

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in High
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty
I smacked him in his with an eraser,
Chased him a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket up
Flashed the bartender, stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, over pedestrians in a space ship
While screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does dope than I do (Damn!)
I her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You you blew up when the women rush your stands
Try to touch your hands like some Usher fans (Ahh!)
guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, for the support, asshole!"

Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (who?)
My is
Slim
Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Slim

Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady
Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady

Stop the tape! This kid to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried
(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or
I can decide
I just a fifth of vodka,
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) all my I was very deprived
I had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible
I spit I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would fits
How you breast feed me Mom? You ain't got not tits!
I lay and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!)
I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) And by the way you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this I had

Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Slim
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (what?)
My is
Shady

Hi! My is (who?)
My is (huh?)
My is
Slim
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady