Luyện nghe bài hát My Name Is (Bootleg Version)

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Shady
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Shady

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Excuse me, (my is) (who? My name is)
Shady
Can I get the attention of the class (huh my name is, what my is)
For one My name is (My name is Slim Shady)

Hi kids! Do you violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head
But I can't figure out which Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim you a base-head!" Uh-uh!
"So your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm else
I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster a fat bitch
Who sat down too
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to the world off!

Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
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Shady
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (what?)
My is
Slim

Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (what?)
My is
Slim

My teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot next semester be thirty five
I smacked him in his with an eraser,
Chased him a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running pedestrians in a space ship
they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh you!)
You know you up when the women rush your stands
Try to touch your hands like some Usher fans (Ahh!)
guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, for the support, asshole!"

Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady
Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Slim

Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady
Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Slim

Stop the tape! This kid to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or
I can barely
I just a fifth of vodka,
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) all my life I was deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that (C'mere)
When I was I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast me Mom? You ain't got not tits!
I lay awake and strap in the bed
Put a vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!)
I'm mad (Argh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I his throat, in this dream I had

Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (what?)
My is
Slim

Hi! My is (who?)
My is (huh?)
My is
Slim
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady