Luyện nghe bài hát My Name Is (Bootleg Version)

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Shady
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Shady
Can I get the attention of the (huh my name is, what my name is)
For one My name is (My name is Slim Shady)

Hi kids! Do you like (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice I want to impregnate (Oh)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim you a base-head!" Uh-uh!
"So why's your face Man you wasted!"
Well age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kross
I smoke a fat pound of and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch
Who sat down too
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God me to piss the world off!

Hi! My is (what?)
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Shady
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Slim

Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
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Slim
Hi! My is (huh?)
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Slim

My teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot semester I'll be thirty five
I him in his face with an eraser,
him with a stapler
Stapled his to a stack of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space
While they screamin' at me "Let's be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my I was lied to
I just out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and it after her (Oh thank you!)
You you blew up when the women rush your stands
Try to touch your hands like some Usher fans (Ahh!)
This guy at White Castle for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, for the support, asshole!"

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Slim
Hi! My is (what?)
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Shady

Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (who?)
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Shady
Hi! My is (what?)
My is (who?)
My is
Slim

the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't stand there, operate!
I'm not to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried
(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or
I can barely
I just a fifth of vodka,
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) all my life I was very
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes like the Incredible Hulk
I when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast me Mom? You ain't got not tits!
I lay awake and strap in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot in the head (Bang!)
I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) And by the way you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him I slit his throat, in this dream I had

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Shady
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Shady

Hi! My is (who?)
My is (huh?)
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Slim
Hi! My is (huh?)
My is (who?)
My is
Shady