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My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
was in everything', food that I ate The water that I drank, fucking' peas in my She just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I at least three stomach aches
Now tell me kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether Either or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the fuck you keep on fuckin' me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom Valium and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now a plate full of pain killers Now just wait till I the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, make you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face even tastin' it You better lick the plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the again"
"And I ain't in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and witnessed it support, your father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But the reason why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm strong to the Wit' me Valium But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it break it up a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hard, homie Yo, us on outta here