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My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of hearing' my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was a shorty And how I became hooked on
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water that I drank, fucking' peas in my She sprinkled just enough of it to season my So I have at least three stomach aches
Now me what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an My didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now a plate full of pain killers Now wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face even tastin' it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I you in the basement again"
"And I ain't in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place again till next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it Child support, your father, he sent us shit And so what if he did that, none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the reason why I am what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me Valium But my buzz only last two minutes
But I don't swallow it without you in it I can't even a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me But that's actually what has up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hard, homie Yo, take us on here