Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom loved and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, fucking' in my plate She sprinkled just of it to season my steak So everyday I at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just wait till I crush the and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that retarded face without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you wastin' it Put your in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one place Spinnin' again till next And if you still finished it, I use the same shit again Then I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us And so what if he did that, it's none of dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm strong to the Wit' me spinach But my buzz only last about two
But I don't swallow it without you in it I even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a addict Nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me But that's actually what has up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I need it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, us on outta here