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My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of I was just a shorty And how I became on Valium
was in everything', food that I ate The water that I drank, peas in my plate She sprinkled enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was gonna be either "What the fuck you gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either that or the motherfucker's puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me Slut, you need to leave me the alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now here's a full of pain killers Now just till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And make retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I you in the basement again"
"And I givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the shit again Then I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But the reason why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me spinach But my buzz only last about two
But I wanna swallow it without you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a Fuckin' passin' it up, me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog the medicine she done fed it Feed it a aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, it then break it up Take a little and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, us on outta here