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My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of I was just a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, peas in my plate She sprinkled enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three stomach
Now tell me kind of mother would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether Either that or the motherfucker's puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now a plate full of pain killers Now just wait till I the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and witnessed it Child support, your father, he sent us shit And so what if he did that, none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But the reason why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me spinach But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't swallow it without you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I need it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta