Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, peas in my plate She sprinkled just of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three aches
Now me what kind of mother would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether Either that or the been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I playin' Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you wastin' it Put your face in it before I you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same shit Then when I make spinach dip, it be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it Child support, your father, he sent us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of your business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know that I let bygones be bygones But she's the why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm to the finish me Valium spinach But my buzz last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the dog with the medicine she done fed it it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up Take a little piece and beat it before you Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hard, homie Yo, take us on outta