Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I you're probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a And how I hooked on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my So everyday I have at least stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother want to see her Son grow up to be an My didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether Either that or the motherfucker's puffin' reefer" But all this and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that retarded fuckin' without even tastin' it You better the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till next And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the reason why I am what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a animal I am I am but I'm strong to the finish Wit' me Valium But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a addict Nah, that, I can't have it happen to me But actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hard, homie Yo, us on outta here