Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just of it to season my steak So everyday I have at three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna be either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either that or the motherfucker's been reefer" But all huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the alone, I ain't playin' Go you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now a plate full of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that retarded fuckin' without even tastin' it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the shit again Then when I spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it support, your father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am I am but I'm strong to the finish me Valium spinach But my buzz only last two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the dog with the medicine she done fed it it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up Take a little piece and it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, us on outta here