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My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I you're probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on
was in everything', food that I ate The water I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three aches
Now tell me what of mother would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna be either "What the you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was It was neither, I was but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin'
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now here's a plate of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't it Put your face in it before I throw you in the again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' till next Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at and they witnessed it support, your father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, it's of your dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know that I should let be bygones But she's the reason why I am high I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me spinach But my buzz last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even write a rhyme you in it My Valium, my
Man, I thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and a nap Eat it," "But I don't it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta