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My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a And how I became on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So everyday I have at least three aches
Now tell me what kind of would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether Either that or the been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a zebra
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of pain Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again next Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, sit there and play innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it support, your father, he ain't sent us shit And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one quite like my mom I that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am I am but I'm strong to the finish me Valium spinach But my buzz last about two minutes
But I don't wanna it without you in it I can't even write a rhyme you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hard, homie Yo, take us on outta