Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of hearing' my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was a shorty And how I became hooked on
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, peas in my plate She just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three stomach
Now tell me what kind of would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was be nothin' either "What the fuck you gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either that or the motherfucker's been reefer" But all this and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I playin' Go find you a white and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a plate full of pain Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one place Spinnin' till next Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and innocent A rack fell and hit me at and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't us shit And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the why I am high what I'm high on
my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me spinach But my buzz only last about two
But I don't wanna it without you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But that's actually what has up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' passin' it up, me
And it's where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath bobblehead
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta