Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm lay the chorus first we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is a story of when I was just a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
was in everything', food that I ate The water I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my So everyday I have at three stomach aches
Now tell me what of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether Either or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me Slut, you need to leave me the alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now a plate full of pain killers Now just till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And make retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't it, I use the same shit again Then I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us And so what if he did that, it's none of your business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the me Valium spinach But my buzz last about two minutes
But I wanna swallow it without you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' Look at that, it's a Xanax, it and take a nap Eat it," "But I need it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a little piece and it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, take us on outta