Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a And how I became on Valium
was in everything', food that I ate The that I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So everyday I have at three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was gonna be either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' Either or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go find you a white crayon and color a zebra
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a full of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face without even it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' Spinnin' till next Thanksgivin' And if you still finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and innocent A rack fell and hit me at and they witnessed it Child support, father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of your business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else like my mom I know that I let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm on
my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the me Valium spinach But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't swallow it without you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I have it happen to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and a nap Eat it," "But I don't it," "Well, fuck it then break it up a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, take us on outta