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My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a of when I was just a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water that I drank, fucking' in my plate She just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either that or the motherfucker's puffin' reefer" But all this and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the fuck you on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a plate of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, make you sit there And make that retarded face without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it will be in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me spinach But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even write a rhyme you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a Fuckin' passin' it up, me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' Look at that, it's a Xanax, it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't it," "Well, fuck it then break it up a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hard, homie Yo, us on outta here