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My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I you're probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a of when I was just a shorty And how I became on Valium
was in everything', food that I ate The that I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So everyday I have at three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether Either or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that retarded fuckin' face without tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't it Put your face in it before I throw you in the again"
"And I givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till next And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and play A rack fell and hit me at and they witnessed it Child support, father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, it's of your dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm on
'Cause my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me Valium But my buzz last about two minutes
But I don't swallow it without you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug Nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' passin' it up, me
And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the she done fed it Feed it a aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and a nap Eat it," "But I don't it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a little and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel arguin' do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta