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My mom Valium and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a of when I was just a shorty And how I became on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, fucking' in my plate She just enough of it to season my steak So I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me kind of mother would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' Either that or the motherfucker's puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it what she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a plate of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, make you sit there And make that fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit in one fuckin' place again till next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't it, I use the same shit again Then when I make dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and witnessed it Child support, father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the reason why I am what I'm high on
'Cause my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am I am but I'm strong to the finish me Valium spinach But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't swallow it without you in it I even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me But actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the she done fed it Feed it a aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it break it up a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, us on outta here