Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the first we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a of when I was just a shorty And how I became on Valium
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water that I drank, fucking' peas in my She sprinkled just enough of it to season my So everyday I have at least stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was It was neither, I was buzzin' but it what she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the fuck you on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that retarded fuckin' without even tastin' it You better lick the plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place again till next Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it support, your father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she's the why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am I am but I'm strong to the finish Wit' me Valium But my buzz only last about two
But I don't wanna it without you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, it then break it up a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, us on outta here