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My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a And how I became hooked on
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, fucking' in my plate She sprinkled just of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three stomach
Now me what kind of mother would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just wait till I crush the and put it in your potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face without tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you wastin' it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one place Spinnin' again next Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he sent us shit And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she's the why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm strong to the Wit' me spinach But my buzz only last two minutes
But I wanna swallow it without you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I have it happen to me But that's actually what has up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' Look at that, it's a Xanax, it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up Take a little piece and beat it you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't like arguin' I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta