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My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a And how I became hooked on
Valium was in everything', food I ate The that I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So everyday I have at least stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether Either that or the been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a zebra
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of pain Now just till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, make you sit there And make that retarded face without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you wastin' it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit in one fuckin' place Spinnin' till next Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one quite like my mom I that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm to the finish me Valium spinach But my only last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and a nap Eat it," "But I need it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a little and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta