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My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was a shorty And how I became on Valium
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So everyday I at least three stomach aches
Now tell me kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was gonna be either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either that or the been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a zebra
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now a plate full of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same again Then when I make dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't us shit And so what if he did that, none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know that I let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am what I'm high on
my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm to the finish me Valium spinach But my buzz only last two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' passin' it up, me
And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel arguin' I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this is hella hard, homie Yo, us on outta here