Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the first we go now
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The that I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just of it to season my steak So I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that retarded fuckin' face without tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one place Spinnin' again till Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it will be in the shit"
"You little shit, sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it Child support, father, he ain't sent us shit And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the why I am high what I'm high on
my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me Valium But my buzz last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, it then break it up Take a little and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath bobblehead
My mom loved and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hard, homie Yo, take us on outta