Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is a story of when I was just a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
was in everything', food that I ate The water that I drank, fucking' peas in my She sprinkled just enough of it to season my So I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother want to see her Son grow up to be an My didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either that or the been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me Slut, you need to leave me the alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, make you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same shit Then when I make dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of your business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the reason why I am what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me Valium But my buzz only last about two
But I wanna swallow it without you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, it and take a nap Eat it," "But I need it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on here