It's funny all things a man can do when asleep Like playing right for the Red Sox on national TV Or the night I could be the CEO of IBM Or making out with Sandra in the movie we're both in
Oh, how perfect it be If my life like my dreams
But then again is the one where it's a normal day at work Then I realize I'm not wearing pants Or the one where I'm and my parachute won't open And I wake up screaming before I land
On second thought, I I'll stick with my reality 'Cause it's a place to be no logic, there's no guarantee In my
John Lennon takes me riding in his Yellow And night he even told me, what I am the Walrus means The alarm clock started ringing, I hit snooze and my eyes And won a bucks in Vegas, every time I rolled the dice
Oh, how it would be If my life we're my dreams
But then again there is the one where I running through the forest From a Psycho with a meat for a hand Or the one Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the altar I got busted cutting off my mattress tag
On second thought, I think I'll stick with my it's a scary place to be There's no logic, there's no In my
Oh, how perfect it be If my life like my dreams
But then there is the one where it's a normal day at work I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one I'm skydiving and my parachute won't open And I realize that I'm not wearing
But then there is the one where I start running through the forest Then I realize that I'm not pants Or the one where Sandra leaves me standing at the altar And I that I'm not wearing pants