It's funny all things a man can do when he's playing right field for the Red Sox on national TV Or the next I could be the CEO of IBM Or making out with Sandra in the movie we're both in
Oh, how perfect it be If my we're like my dreams
But then again there is the one where it's a day at work Then I realize that I'm not pants Or the one where I'm and my parachute won't open And I up screaming just before I land
On second thought, I I'll stick with my reality 'Cause it's a place to be There's no logic, no guarantee In my
John takes me riding in his Yellow Submarine And last night he told me, what I am the Walrus means The alarm clock ringing, I hit snooze and closed my eyes And won a million bucks in Vegas, time I rolled the dice
Oh, how perfect it be If my we're like my dreams
But then again there is the one where I start running through the From a Psycho a meat hook for a hand Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me at the altar 'Cause I got busted off my mattress tag
On second thought, I I'll stick with my reality 'Cause a scary place to be There's no logic, there's no In my
Oh, how perfect it be If my we're like my dreams
But again there is the one where it's a normal day at work I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where I'm skydiving and my parachute won't And I realize that I'm not wearing
But again there is the one where I start running through the forest I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where Sandra Bullock me standing at the altar And I realize that I'm not pants