It's funny all things a man can do when he's Like playing right for the Red Sox on national TV Or the night I could be the CEO of IBM Or making out with Sandra Bullock in the we're both in
Oh, how it would be If my life we're like my
But again there is the one where it's a normal day at work Then I that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where I'm skydiving and my parachute open And I wake up screaming just I land
On second thought, I think I'll stick my reality 'Cause it's a scary to be no logic, there's no guarantee In my
John Lennon takes me in his Yellow Submarine And last night he even told me, what I am the means The alarm clock started ringing, I hit snooze and closed my And won a million bucks in Vegas, time I rolled the dice
Oh, how it would be If my life like my dreams
But then again is the one where I start running through the forest a Psycho with a meat hook for a hand Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the 'Cause I got busted cutting off my tag
On second thought, I think I'll stick with my it's a scary place to be There's no logic, there's no In my
Oh, how it would be If my life like my dreams
But then again there is the one it's a normal day at work I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where I'm skydiving and my parachute won't And I realize I'm not wearing pants
But again there is the one where I start running through the forest Then I realize that I'm not pants Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me at the altar And I realize I'm not wearing pants