It's funny all things a man can do he's asleep Like playing field for the Red Sox on national TV Or the night I could be the CEO of IBM Or making out Sandra Bullock in the movie we're both in
Oh, how it would be If my life we're like my
But then again there is the one it's a normal day at work Then I realize I'm not wearing pants Or the one where I'm skydiving and my parachute won't And I wake up screaming before I land
On second thought, I think stick with my reality 'Cause it's a place to be no logic, there's no guarantee In my
John Lennon takes me riding in his Submarine And night he even told me, what I am the Walrus means The clock started ringing, I hit snooze and closed my eyes And won a million bucks in Vegas, time I rolled the dice
Oh, how it would be If my life like my dreams
But then again there is the one I start running through the forest From a Psycho a meat hook for a hand Or the one Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the altar 'Cause I got busted cutting off my tag
On thought, I think I'll stick with my reality 'Cause it's a scary to be There's no logic, there's no In my
Oh, how it would be If my life we're like my
But then again is the one where it's a normal day at work Then I realize that I'm not pants Or the one where I'm skydiving and my parachute open And I realize that I'm not wearing
But then again there is the one where I start through the forest I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where Sandra leaves me standing at the altar And I realize I'm not wearing pants